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@elfy.bsky.social
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Smol woodland creature. Stealer of your keys, socks, & many foods. Hater of coconut. I ❤️ Moosens. Did I mention I live in a tree? Yes a VERY tall one. No, taller. Note: May cause irritation or chafing, NSFW

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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@einien666.bsky.social hey are you ok? missin you on twitter....
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
IM not sure why they call it the Epstein files when its name should be the Pedo Files.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
@itspbtwo.bsky.social So, any update on toilet cat? its been months~ has it given up hiding in the toilet bowl for good?
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Anyone notice that Cracker Barrel re-branded or whatever? The name change is to appeal more directly to their core customers. Its just called Cr*cker.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
i love how this local cable company's web page is SLOW AS FUCK. holy crap. its embarrassing, its hosted on dialup.
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Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea @tarynt.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Do NOT stop talking about Epstein. Post about it. Comment about it. Call out the administration for their lies. DO NOT LET UP. Their actions and responses show that this is their weakness. This is their breaking point and we need to push it forward until they crumble.
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Psycho Pete @psychopete.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I posted the wrong draft earlier—ignore it. This one matters. Not entertainment. Not commentary. Contingency. Fallback. Lifeline. If Bluesky goes dark—and it might—this is where we regroup. Not for your reading pleasure. For your survival. 🔗 open.substack.com/pub/psychope... Please share it.
open.substack.com
I hoped we wouldn't need to do this
but it looks like we do.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
ok lots of news going on lately but are folks missing where the Orange guy is basically paving over the Rose Garden? no class. not a bit.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Look! I call this one Dr. Strangelove
Elon all fucked up on copious amounts of drugs. Hunter S. Thompson would be proud.
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 15/05/2025
three days left to preorder a shirt or sweater and then this one is gone !!!! forever ! 50% of the proceeds will go to stand up to cancer 🫶 (thank you i love you)
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Me n' Miracle Whip's 5 year anniversary!
miracle whip sucks and has a bad attitude too!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
SO am I verified as a authentic elf yet? I can rub my ass on the carpet if that helps prove stuff....hell it might prove a LOT of stuffs
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
not really sure why folks are adding me, but whatevs i guess? new ppl: send pizza or candy, or 50 bucks to my Venmo
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
HAPPY EASTER, MF'ERS!
Chocolate bunnies
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
They were four skins, living all together....yet they were alllll aloneeeeeeeeeee
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lindsay berger sacks @lindsaybergersacks.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Hiya warriors, whoever would like 2 join me & @pelosi.house.gov ☎️ banking 4 Wisco SC candidate Susan Crawford, please sign 🆙👇🏼. Wisconsin will 🐝 voting THIS TUES 2 fill this 💺. This election will determine whether conservatives or liberals hold a maj on the state’s SC. This is a BIG deal.
mobilize.us
Phone Bank for Susan Crawford with Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi! · Grassroots Democrats HQ
*in partnership with WisDems, Team Pelosi, Women's March Action, Women's Caucus of CADEM, Swing Left West Valley, Malibu Democratic Club, Blue Future, Indivisible West LA, and Jewish Democratic Counci...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
IBM paused hiring for back-office and HR positions that AI can now handle. What part of that seems a bit ominous and off-putting...all of it? Yeah, I thought so too..AI in HR? How can that be good for anyone...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I CALL HIM...President Slingblade. No, not the orange moron. The other moron. Yeah, him. ayup.......biskits n mustard....mmmm
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sadassah.bsky.social @sadassah.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
@annaleehq.bsky.social Please share. Let us all take a stand economically.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
yall need to repost the doodoo out of this pls
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Show this information to everyone you possibly can who will be affected by it. There are a lot of Trumpers who rely on these programs & will be PISSED they're being cut. Make sure they know who is doing it.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Anyone else getting Caligula vibes from President Musk? He is going to go sideways at some point.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
While I think Donnie is a disaster there is a positive side to him being in office again: It only serves to prove he is absolutely the worst President of all time.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
apnews.com/article/dona...
apnews.com
Trump White House rescinds order freezing federal grants after widespread confusion
President Donald Trump’s budget office rescinded an order freezing spending on federal grants, less than two days after it sparked widespread confusion and legal challenges across the country, accordi...
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Anja @bellinimom.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Juli Indica @juliindica.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
It’s getting active again. Note this account was set up 4 days ago to harass @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social and anyone who defends her. Please report it. 🙏🏼💙🦋 No one is paying me. In fact the person they are attacking blue storm over blocks me.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source
Dog with face buried in another dog's ass, which is going to give more reliable information than FOX News...
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Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea @tarynt.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
On Inauguration Day, they should tell Trump that they have a poet who is going to read a welcoming poem in celebration of the 47th President and then just start reading the Jack Smith report instead.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Anyone like Makers Mark? mmmmm
Bottle of booze, with uh....some folders on the ol' desktop open...for all to witness...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
its suspended
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Forgive me if this is petty but the next account I’d like to surpass here on Bluesky is CNN. They helped normalize Trump at every turn and did nothing to help tell the truth about Kamala. Time to show them what we think. Can you RT this and follow us if you haven’t. 💙🙏
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
unless its like 4 minutes from now, its not soon enough
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Night of the Comet is neither obscure nor terrible...
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Daniel Martin @fizbin.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases) projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
projects.propublica.org
Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim
You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Who likes FREE STUFF? Epic games has BUS SIMULATOR and LEGO STAR WARS for free, until the 12th....go get you some games - I grab some here and there if I like the game, ofc finding time to play is something else.. store.epicgames.com/en-US/free-g...
store.epicgames.com
Get A Free Game Every Week | Epic Games Store
Download a free game or join a free-to-play game community today!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
no. because i never post. ever. ever, ever.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
here, try this.....what if Led Zeppelin II came out in the 50s: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5_9...
youtube.com
Led Zeppelin II, if it was recorded in the 50s
YouTube video by marceve76
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Keanu goes all John Wick in this, right? Aw yiss....
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
no idea, they have their own website to run...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
apparently I am spending my time effectively on Insta....(note the person saying they spit out their beverage...)
Chef Reactions, reacting to a weird man who turned beef filet into things that resemble pocket pussies. Meanwhile, I made the comment that what if this guy is a Youth Pastor....he gives off that vibe......good times, good times..
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i went there once ages ago and really did not see the value or appeal, especially since i've been making burgers at home since i was about 8 years old. five guys can KMA
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Ben Wikler @benwikler.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
In my time as WisDems chair, we've flipped our state Supreme Court majority, reelected our great governor, Tony Evers, and—amidst a national six point swing to Trump—increased Dem turnout and narrowed the swing here to 1.5%, making Wisconsin the closest state in the country.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
and....are those salt water crocs *and* great whites frocking in the water, together? I also spy giant squid tentacles...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
dang i wish i had a nug....
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Dint he write that song Chopin' Broccoli? What? He did!
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