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@elfy.bsky.social
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Smol woodland creature. Stealer of your keys, socks, & many foods. Hater of coconut. I ❤️ Moosens. Did I mention I live in a tree? Yes a VERY tall one. No, taller. Note: May cause irritation or chafing, NSFW

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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
we are #1 in third world countries now..
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
little kids = disease sponges but its the parents' fault. folks should be calling CPS on them for this shit
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
mmm chili im elf~ you sill llama
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
200 lbs of chili
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i just saw her after not being around here for ages, hope she is ok her acc't is closed again
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
what happened to boobookitty? she was just here then *poof!* gone!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
well duh, bacon is implied!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Comes with ham gravy©, biskits, and a Pepsi!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Baked Ham by Fleshlight™
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Toilet Cat Knew! THEY KNEW!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@einien666.bsky.social hey are you ok? missin you on twitter....
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
pud = penis and now you know....the rest of the story~ (also, pudwhacker was a common used word in high schools circa 50s-60s-70s)
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Yummy Chum Pukin Patriot! Buckets of Boils I have a list...a long wish list...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
some might think its not Hitler-y enough...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Pictured: Current Crack addict
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
july 4? in time to explode?
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
IM not sure why they call it the Epstein files when its name should be the Pedo Files.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Surprise, MAGA is the mental health problem...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
he had to go poop, so he stopped his meeting for a quick deuce break
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i only use mustards to paint....what? i do!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
So they plan to invade Narnia.....this is probably the best outcome..
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Actually brain dead, staff/enablers/press propping that sad sack of shit up
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
folks are saying he took a poop break
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
im confused, why isnt ICE shooting them?
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
hi, i need burrito.....3 burritos...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
a harpy's soul and a toilets form
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
the incredible melty potatohead?
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
wash my buttho'? in *this* economy?
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
oh damn. RIP Bobby.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
i only take elfies (of my elfhole™)
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
aw shucks, thank you. this place is a LOT nicer than the other social sites - they take moderation here seriously.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This is rarely mentioned, and NEVER mentioned by the press or the GOP. I wonder why that is?
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
OK im here, since you said to come over and follow from Threads Do I get nachos now? pls pls pls
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
you know its bad when he was a shit for brains in the first place....guy has a few screws loose now good thing we gave him the nuclear codes, right?
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
some states have this weird online ID thing and the site here refuses to buy into that bullshit, so instead they've blocked anyone in the state from getting on the site ha ha
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
but toilet life is bestest life~ i am in a state that has banned blu/sky, so thats why im hardly ever around...i have to sneak in
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
@itspbtwo.bsky.social So, any update on toilet cat? its been months~ has it given up hiding in the toilet bowl for good?
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The Man With The Golden Gum
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
its like 20 to 1, so yeah...its gross.... i cant stand *any* pix of him, regardless....
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
i wonder if or when he will be speaking in public again, after that image of his mouth drooping like that....i am thinking they will find any excuse to keep him from doing so transparent, my elf ass
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
and the pic this week w/ his mouth drooping like he's had a decent sized stroke...what is going on with this train wreck of a guy?
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Next up: Conversate
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
oki dokie, thank you!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I was hoping to ask Feisty too but I havent seen her...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
its ok, mom was 87 so she did live a long time...we could have gotten through this too but things did not really work out like i'd have hoped...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
soooo, if you know of anyone w/ a room to rent let me know lol....at some point i'll need one probably (been considering getting a cargo van and just delivering cargo from place to place, too...might be fun? who knows)
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
yeah its been a hell of a year. i am just trying to move forward and make it.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
so i am trying to find a place to go to and its really making me anxious as hell...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
lol not really....my mom fell in January, then spent the rest of her time in/out of ER/ICUs/rehab facilities and wasnt really interested in doing any physical therapy....soooo.... She passed away in July so I am sorting that out w/ my sister, who is intent on selling moms house (where I am now)
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
its ok, just another thing to appreciate about 2025 lol
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