elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Show any dipshit that complains about ANTIFA this, and then let them have a total fucking meltdown: THIS IS ANTIFA, MOTHERUCKERS: I named this file on my PC 'Iwo Jima'. Only actual fascist killers need apply. 040
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025oh, hey you, happy birthday....we chipped in and got you cake....it might have been on sale 000
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025MooseBurger™? aw yisssss (its a cow burger, but served by mooses....very thrilling!) 130
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025its my birthday? am I jumping out of a cake again? i might just do that ok here is cake! happy birfday! 120
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025this is why i make out with reggie the moose (sometimes 3x a day) 100
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Lunchboxes are made of metal, no plastics I have one of these bad boys, and yes I dropped it w/ glass lined Thermos inside..... 0100
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Moosens aren’t rude; they engage differently, often preferring deep conversations over small talk. Their need for solitude can be misinterpreted as aloofness, but they value listening and thoughtful interaction. 110
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I shitpost a bit more than the usual on here (vs Threads) but dont let it scare you....its mostly armless 020
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024oh i can rant more, just give me a coke and some tacos so's i got energy to wharrgggbl~ 000
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Rufus is offering half off for December on his Only Feets page, just letting yall know - plus he sent me a free sample! 252