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@elfy.bsky.social
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Smol woodland creature. Stealer of your keys, socks, & many foods. Hater of coconut. I ❤️ Moosens. Did I mention I live in a tree? Yes a VERY tall one. No, taller. Note: May cause irritation or chafing, NSFW

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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
do it like dis?
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Looks like my teddy bear has a new friend....oboy!
meat bear
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
and dijon...and:
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Meanwhile, far away...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Show any dipshit that complains about ANTIFA this, and then let them have a total fucking meltdown: THIS IS ANTIFA, MOTHERUCKERS: I named this file on my PC 'Iwo Jima'. Only actual fascist killers need apply.
United States Marines raising the US flag on Iwo Jima, WWII.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
oh, hey you, happy birthday....we chipped in and got you cake....it might have been on sale
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Someone wrote a book about that...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
why sure! any cat can play bass:
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
MooseBurger™? aw yisssss (its a cow burger, but served by mooses....very thrilling!)
moose, looking at camera
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Look! I call this one Dr. Strangelove
Elon all fucked up on copious amounts of drugs. Hunter S. Thompson would be proud.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
its my birthday? am I jumping out of a cake again? i might just do that ok here is cake! happy birfday!
cake with letters on top, that spell out THANKS FOR TOLERATING ME
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Also, she is a well-known author:
Ann Coulters guide to competitive speed-fisting. Packed with photos! PHOTOS THAT SHOULD NEVER BE SEEN BY ANYONE!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Me n' Miracle Whip's 5 year anniversary!
miracle whip sucks and has a bad attitude too!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
i has breads and my pal cookieface:
cookie face
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
kitten peeking from toilet with the word SOON above it
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
purple flowers, all for one special friend
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
dont mind iffen i do!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter, from God:
Lemmy Bunny. Lemmy is God, so dont complain.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
this is why i make out with reggie the moose (sometimes 3x a day)
moose. its a moose. its looking right at you! sexy moose!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Lunchboxes are made of metal, no plastics I have one of these bad boys, and yes I dropped it w/ glass lined Thermos inside.....
Classic Yellow Submarine lunchbox, this isnt mine. Mine is a bit more weathered, but Ive had it for 50+ years.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Like dis:
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
yall left out the most important part!
hankscraft model 240 vaporizer - gently jets out water vapor with a cool white noise wooshing sound. if you know, you know. woooooooooooshhhhhhh........
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
some purple flowers from the yard
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
HAPPY EASTER, MF'ERS!
Chocolate bunnies
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
*poof! TACOSSSSS!*
long table covered with foil, tacos on either side from end to end, hundreds of tacos. in the middle are salsa, cheese, and limes to put on tacos. TACOS!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
there is always coconut crab:
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Nauga in all its glory
the nauga, where we get Naugahyde from...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
*poof!*
cinnamon roll that is at least 2 feet across, slathered in icing
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
And Jeebus!
Jesus, but its butthole Jesus.....
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
More like the....
Bubbles as the Green Bastard.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Moosens aren’t rude; they engage differently, often preferring deep conversations over small talk. Their need for solitude can be misinterpreted as aloofness, but they value listening and thoughtful interaction.
Moose. A moose. Just one.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I shitpost a bit more than the usual on here (vs Threads) but dont let it scare you....its mostly armless
paper bag head man with head on fire. nothing to see here! all is well! remain calm!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Rookie~ This is how you do it:
my children. i mean, i am telling you these are my children.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
sort of?
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
*Poof!*
big box of toaster strudels
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source
Dog with face buried in another dog's ass, which is going to give more reliable information than FOX News...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Anyone like Makers Mark? mmmmm
Bottle of booze, with uh....some folders on the ol' desktop open...for all to witness...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
mini bottles are bullshit, use the jug:
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
oh i can rant more, just give me a coke and some tacos so's i got energy to wharrgggbl~
wharrgarbl - dog attacking a lawn sprinkler...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Rufus is offering half off for December on his Only Feets page, just letting yall know - plus he sent me a free sample!
Hairy feet. Actual feet with serious fur on them. No shit!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
tables covered in foil, and then tacos side by side stretching back into the picture, its like 300 tacos or something, bowls of salsa and toppings are in the middle between the rows. this is an assload of tacos.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
im going to indulge in more moose love:
Moose. Yes, moose.
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