elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 24/07/2026someone may need to check on debenhams, think the heat may be getting to them x 041
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Pregnancy is a very distant memory! Yes, all healthy & happy, thank you :) 010
Reposted by elfieAbbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026. 236168277553
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 19/06/2026never thought I'd have to dig this old pic out again but that's 2026™ for you 111
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 17/06/2026"going for a quick tommy tickle during the hydration break" etc etc. you can have that one for free 😎 0100
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 17/06/2026i keep calling the England manager 'Tommy Tickle' in the hope it catches on 2161
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I think I just caught it in time before the clouds came over 110
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 17/06/2026static.klipy.comBrad Pitt's Charming Smile at AwardsALT: Brad Pitt's Charming Smile at Awards 010
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 17/06/2026aww, good to hear! yes she's 16 months now and an absolute icon! 110
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 17/06/2026hello! thought i might come back & try playing bluesky again. hope you're well! 110
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 17/06/2026hello. i know everyone's watching the football, but just pop your head outside & look at the moon & venus right now 391213104
Reposted by elfieJosiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person 9363051073
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 11/04/2026GOOD MORNING. Would you like to see Barrymoore's IKEA haul?? Course you would! 3121
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I still think it's POLAR-neck and not POLO-neck and I will die on this hill of knowing my version is better 2100
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 24/12/2025all these people into the grinch tat are 100% the same ones posting minion memes on facebook 10 years ago 3150
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 20/12/2025the most boring people you know go on about die hard christmas movie blah blah blah every year. no one gives a fuck. watch some fuckin dickensian muppets & get out of my god damn face. 370
Reposted by elfieTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18/12/2025hey man you don't need to talk about my business this doesn't need to go in the paper 211493236
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 19/12/2025happy to learn that david walliams' downfall will align nicely with my return to work after maternity leave. i've always wanted to be the one who gets to permanently remove all his shitty books from the shelves 🥰 8551
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Oh god we've still got the likes of eiffel 65 & the baha men to come 130
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 19/12/2025It does look cute! One year I wrapped the bloke's presents the same way and also added lipsticked kisses all over them. Kinda looked like they'd been attacked by yer aunty jean after a few sherries 120
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 23/11/2025absolutely! haven't seen either of them since I was a kid... 000
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I feel like there's snow in it, but I know there isn't... 100
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 22/11/2025definitely! there's snow! john candy wears gloves & a coat! 100% a christmas film. 010
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 22/11/2025right, I've decided The Others is a christmas film. any other not-remotely-christmassy films that you feel are christmassy films even though they're really not? 970
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I was 12 in 1998, so even the utterly shite crap I hated at the time I will now declare a 'proper banger' as i drink my aldi knock-off baileys #totp 0100
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 21/11/2025can't tell you how much of a lifelong passion I've had for hating cliff richard #totp 0100
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 17/11/2025He didn't even go up to the loft for her! No wonder she's getting rid 010
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 17/11/2025looking for christmas decorations on vinted. something tells me our beryl did not mean to upload that final pic, but I'm here for it anyway. 1265
