elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 24/07/2026someone may need to check on debenhams, think the heat may be getting to them x 041
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 19/06/2026never thought I'd have to dig this old pic out again but that's 2026™ for you 111
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 17/06/2026hello. i know everyone's watching the football, but just pop your head outside & look at the moon & venus right now 381212104
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 11/04/2026GOOD MORNING. Would you like to see Barrymoore's IKEA haul?? Course you would! 3121
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Oh god we've still got the likes of eiffel 65 & the baha men to come 130
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 17/11/2025looking for christmas decorations on vinted. something tells me our beryl did not mean to upload that final pic, but I'm here for it anyway. 1265
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 29/09/2025been binging Succession, now on the final season & honestly if these two don't skip off into the sunset with all the money then I'm not gonna be a happy bunny 030
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 12/09/2025It worries me that, if we're not careful, we're going to forget all about the woman who was conned by the fake brad pitt hospital photos 1160
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 03/09/2025i knew there was a reason why I've kept this in my Downloads folder for the past 10 years #eastenders 2141
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 18/08/2025getting the baby to nap so you can watch bluey in peace 0100
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 15/08/2025my teenage daughter was not impressed by me taking a pic of this sign but *marge holding a potato saying 'i just think it's neat' face* 040
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 21/07/2025please be aware that if you have an 'ai lover' that i am judging you with the strength of a thousand suns 0230
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 28/06/2025i only really take photos of the baby & my garden these days, so thought I'd flip the camera and say hi for a change :) 3290
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 24/06/2025"we basically have two women that have been fighting over frank butcher for so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing" 2399
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I started researching my family tree a few days ago & every night since I've had dreams about census records. 090
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 11/05/2025just saved a bumblebee from a cobweb so that's my good deed for the day sorted. 050
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 11/05/2025superior lunch by the canal on a hot day today. cheese & pickle sandwiches with crinkle chips 🤌 080
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 11/05/2025every single day either facebook or instagram tricks me into opening up bloody threads 1171
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 08/05/2025New pope being elected on the 19th anniversary of Guy Goma day? The very day? Coincidence? I think not. 0215
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 06/05/2025here's a nice timeline cleanser to break up your doomscrolling: my baby's view from her pram today 060
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 01/05/2025"THE CHILDREN WILL HAVE TWO DOLLS INSTEAD OF THIRTY DOLLS AND MAYBE THE TWO DOLLS WILL COST A COUPLE OF BUCKS MORE" 081
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 26/04/2025can't believe I've only just seen the peter andre thing 420
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 25/04/2025watching Midlands Today & these two priests from birmingham who're visiting rome for the pope's funeral are really giving 'father ted & dougal in the caravan' vibes. 0164
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 21/04/2025how do you know if you're ready to be the World's Next Pope? 0180
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 06/04/2025just stood in the kitchen eating butterscotch angel delight out of the fridge whilst playing the spoons 1231
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 05/04/2025husband's with the baby so I can sit outside with one glass of prosecco & a packet of crisps. livin' that basic bitch mother life 😎 060
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 05/04/2025My 91 year old nan just poked my 7 week postpartum belly & asked if I'm expecting another. 050
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 02/04/2025perfect weather for cuddling babies. 10/10, would recommend. 0250
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 02/04/2025oh dear, I've been pronouncing it "shap-ell ro-an" all this time 350
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 02/04/2025"And so, the initial Sugababes line-up formed way back in 1998, when Mutya Buena, Keisha Buchanan and Siobhan Donaghy were just 13 years old..." 0325
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 26/03/2025what the post office cashier saw when they then looked up at you through the glass: 0190
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 26/03/2025this latest installment in the sircaptaintom-ification of paddington friggin bear is cracking me up. 230
