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Elessaelis

@elessaelis.evilsoft.org
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Born and raised in NYC, living in Colorado. Social Media Director of Antifa. Salty af. I like baking, crafts, gaming, and punching Nazis. she/her

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 16/09/2026
Every time I get an email from Jared Polis's office, I instinctively think, "What does that fucker want now?"
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/09/2026
All four supporting acts have backed out of Ed Sheeran’s tour, including his own backing band. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
All supporting acts withdraw from Ed Sheeran’s tour in solidarity with Macklemore
Four openers and live band for Sheeran’s tour depart after removal of Macklemore over ‘free Palestine’ comments
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 12/09/2026
My teenager told me most of her friends mock 9/11 in a dark-humor kind of way. I'm glad they do. Young people shouldn't have to live with it forever, even if old people have decided that's exactly what we're gonna do. #Sept11
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Pidgeon - Smart Trending News iOS @pidgeonai.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
MapQuest just hit #1 in the U.S. App Store after refusing to rename Lake Ontario. While #Google #Maps bends to political pressure, users are flocking to the anti-Google choice — downloads up 10x. #Map #Quest #Lake #Ontario
pidgeon.news
MapQuest App Surges to No. 1 After Refusing to Rename Lake Ontario
MapQuest surged to No. 1 in navigation app rankings after refusing to rename Lake Ontario, a decision that drew attention amid political pressure.
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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Your nightmare was found in recent leak on the dark web. We recommend changing your dreams
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Welp, if the FDA says so... So be it.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 28/08/2026
Consider this my petition to rename every damn lake in the United States Lake Ontario.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Corporations have the freedom to live in a world without borders or social responsibility, to own property no individual can claim and to control a one world government and legal system. This has had insupportable consequences for the world's resources and individual rights. " — Heather Marsh
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 27/08/2026
I’m doing my part.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Mr. President, all these famous 80-year-olds keep dying and then the entire nation says great things about them."
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 26/08/2026
OMG. This is a nightmare. #Nepal #Tibet
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 26/08/2026
I'm glad I haven't seen a single bad thing about Dolly Parton in my feed in two days. Tells me my block lists are holding up.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 26/08/2026
Let him tear it down. It's mostly a vanity project and grift now anyway. #KennedyCenter
cnn.com
Trump administration threatens to demolish Kennedy Center if renovations aren’t allowed | CNN Politics
The Kennedy Center may need to be demolished and replaced with an open-air performance space if its current building cannot undergo extensive renovations, lawyers for the venue said in court papers on...
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 26/08/2026
Now Tim Curry? I'm starting to think certain people really aren't in the claw machine.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 25/08/2026
FFS, I hate this year. RIP, Dolly. #DollyParton
npr.org
Dolly Parton, one of country music's most singular performers, has died at age 80
The artist was a star performer in country music, and went on to become one of the genre's most recognizable and universally adored ambassadors to broader popular culture.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 24/08/2026
Translation: "We're worried that being the oppressive fist of a fascist regime is hurting our rep, but the pay and food are good."
npr.org
In candid interviews, National Guard members speak out about D.C. deployment
As President Trump's deployment of the National Guard to Washington, D.C., enters its second year, three guard members who served many months on the mission share their reactions with NPR.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 23/08/2026
Spider-Man beating the shit out of Jake Lang is my 2026 spirit animal.
Spider man punching Jake Lang. Below, JK Simmons saying now thats a picture of spiderman
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Per my last tablet
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 14/08/2026
I remember being told I shouldn't celebrate Luigi Mangione because I wouldn't like living in a lawless society. I hope everyone who said that feels goofy af right now.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 13/08/2026
Their commanders should be the ones hurling themselves overboard.
militarytimes.com
Multiple USS Abraham Lincoln sailors have tried to go overboard amid extended deployment, families say
Multiple sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln have attempted to go overboard as the carrier's deployment stretches into its ninth month.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 13/08/2026
Mr. Bin Face? Lord Bin Face? Sir Bin Face? I don't care. I'm feelin' the Face.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 12/08/2026
Jimothy 2028
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/08/2026
Minnesota gets shit done
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I do not like occupying the mind of Donald Trump. it sucks here. it doesn't even suck in an interesting way. I live in the neuroses of a profoundly boring man.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 30/07/2026
I'm so old that I'm not sure whether I've ever seen this Jared Leto guy in anything.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 29/07/2026
#Fauci looks great for an 85-year-old man. Must be all that science.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dr Fauci’s biggest sin was he told the truth to a bunch of ppl who would rather be lied too
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 29/07/2026
For the record, if I want a high-protein breakfast, I won't reach for the Cheerios. No one asked for this.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 28/07/2026
Too bad Mitch McConnell couldn't take a break from his intensive physical therapy schedule to attend Lindsey Graham's funeral.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 28/07/2026
Lindsey Graham so fucking deserves this.
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Phil Weiser @philweiser.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Nathan Matthews has made the ultimate sacrifice in serving Colorado by fighting the Snyder Fire. I am thinking of his family and so sorry for their loss. His memory will live on as a blessing. www.denverpost.com/2026/07/25/f...
denverpost.com
4th firefighter dies from injuries suffered in burnover incident on Colorado’s Western Slope
Nathan Matthews, 43, died on Friday, nearly a month after he and four other firefighters were overtaken by flames on Colorado’s Western Slope, federal officials said.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 25/07/2026
Hear me out. Beshear could find a way to expose the McConnell lie AND decline to fill his seat.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 25/07/2026
They always had the money to house the homeless. They just didn't want to.
thehill.com
National Guard unveils $292M plan to house service members for DC deployment
The National Guard announced on Thursday its $292 million plan to provide “up to 2,000 apartment-style lodging units” for guard members stationed in D.C. The housing contract was awarded to corpora…
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 24/07/2026
My departed father can rest easy knowing the “Brooklyn” Dodgers are once again more hated than the Yankees.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 23/07/2026
The next time Mitch McConnell is trending, there had better be pics of Andy Beshear snorting that motherfucker's ashes.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 19/07/2026
I saw Mitch McConnell trending at #1 and got all giddy. You guys are assholes for dashing my hopes like that.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 15/07/2026
I don’t really care about sports except for baseball, but I adore watching fans celebrate. Rock on, Spain.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 15/07/2026
The third ICE murder in a week. These are just the ones we know about.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 15/07/2026
I ate a piece of lettuce today and didn’t experience an ass eruption. Gonna buy a lotto ticket.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 13/07/2026
You can and should point out that police killing people daily is the "norm" in America. But that doesn't mean you *accept* the normalization of this violence and the way some people rush to smugly point these things out contributes to collective fatigue. Your horror has been stolen from you.
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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 13/07/2026
This is what people say about you when you didn’t leave a trail of ick through your life.
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