Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 16/09/2026Every time I get an email from Jared Polis's office, I instinctively think, "What does that fucker want now?" 000
Reposted by ElessaelisAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/09/2026All four supporting acts have backed out of Ed Sheeran’s tour, including his own backing band. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comAll supporting acts withdraw from Ed Sheeran’s tour in solidarity with MacklemoreFour openers and live band for Sheeran’s tour depart after removal of Macklemore over ‘free Palestine’ comments 42082721587
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 12/09/2026My teenager told me most of her friends mock 9/11 in a dark-humor kind of way. I'm glad they do. Young people shouldn't have to live with it forever, even if old people have decided that's exactly what we're gonna do. #Sept11 011
Reposted by ElessaelisPidgeon - Smart Trending News iOS @pidgeonai.bsky.social · 31/08/2026MapQuest just hit #1 in the U.S. App Store after refusing to rename Lake Ontario. While #Google #Maps bends to political pressure, users are flocking to the anti-Google choice — downloads up 10x. #Map #Quest #Lake #Ontariopidgeon.newsMapQuest App Surges to No. 1 After Refusing to Rename Lake OntarioMapQuest surged to No. 1 in navigation app rankings after refusing to rename Lake Ontario, a decision that drew attention amid political pressure. 011
Reposted by ElessaelisTyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Your nightmare was found in recent leak on the dark web. We recommend changing your dreams 122957
Reposted by ElessaelisBrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Welp, if the FDA says so... So be it. 431138274
Reposted by ElessaelisBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten. 401203504089
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 28/08/2026Consider this my petition to rename every damn lake in the United States Lake Ontario. 010
Reposted by ElessaelisAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA 227147402818
Reposted by ElessaelisAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Corporations have the freedom to live in a world without borders or social responsibility, to own property no individual can claim and to control a one world government and legal system. This has had insupportable consequences for the world's resources and individual rights. " — Heather Marsh 114252
Reposted by ElessaelisKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Mr. President, all these famous 80-year-olds keep dying and then the entire nation says great things about them." 1084043501
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 26/08/2026I'm glad I haven't seen a single bad thing about Dolly Parton in my feed in two days. Tells me my block lists are holding up. 000
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 26/08/2026Let him tear it down. It's mostly a vanity project and grift now anyway. #KennedyCentercnn.comTrump administration threatens to demolish Kennedy Center if renovations aren’t allowed | CNN PoliticsThe Kennedy Center may need to be demolished and replaced with an open-air performance space if its current building cannot undergo extensive renovations, lawyers for the venue said in court papers on... 000
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 26/08/2026Now Tim Curry? I'm starting to think certain people really aren't in the claw machine. 000
Reposted by ElessaelisBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life? 51157502525
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 25/08/2026FFS, I hate this year. RIP, Dolly. #DollyPartonnpr.orgDolly Parton, one of country music's most singular performers, has died at age 80The artist was a star performer in country music, and went on to become one of the genre's most recognizable and universally adored ambassadors to broader popular culture. 000
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 24/08/2026Translation: "We're worried that being the oppressive fist of a fascist regime is hurting our rep, but the pay and food are good."npr.orgIn candid interviews, National Guard members speak out about D.C. deploymentAs President Trump's deployment of the National Guard to Washington, D.C., enters its second year, three guard members who served many months on the mission share their reactions with NPR. 000
Reposted by ElessaelisJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 23/08/2026Spider-Man beating the shit out of Jake Lang is my 2026 spirit animal. 148134062308
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 14/08/2026I remember being told I shouldn't celebrate Luigi Mangione because I wouldn't like living in a lawless society. I hope everyone who said that feels goofy af right now. 032
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 13/08/2026Their commanders should be the ones hurling themselves overboard.militarytimes.comMultiple USS Abraham Lincoln sailors have tried to go overboard amid extended deployment, families sayMultiple sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln have attempted to go overboard as the carrier's deployment stretches into its ninth month. 000
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 13/08/2026Mr. Bin Face? Lord Bin Face? Sir Bin Face? I don't care. I'm feelin' the Face. 000
Reposted by ElessaelisMaterialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I do not like occupying the mind of Donald Trump. it sucks here. it doesn't even suck in an interesting way. I live in the neuroses of a profoundly boring man. 11059
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 30/07/2026I'm so old that I'm not sure whether I've ever seen this Jared Leto guy in anything. 000
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 29/07/2026#Fauci looks great for an 85-year-old man. Must be all that science. 000
Reposted by ElessaelisBlue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Dr Fauci’s biggest sin was he told the truth to a bunch of ppl who would rather be lied too 1722833
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 29/07/2026For the record, if I want a high-protein breakfast, I won't reach for the Cheerios. No one asked for this. 000
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 28/07/2026Too bad Mitch McConnell couldn't take a break from his intensive physical therapy schedule to attend Lindsey Graham's funeral. 020
Reposted by ElessaelisPhil Weiser @philweiser.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Nathan Matthews has made the ultimate sacrifice in serving Colorado by fighting the Snyder Fire. I am thinking of his family and so sorry for their loss. His memory will live on as a blessing. www.denverpost.com/2026/07/25/f...denverpost.com4th firefighter dies from injuries suffered in burnover incident on Colorado’s Western SlopeNathan Matthews, 43, died on Friday, nearly a month after he and four other firefighters were overtaken by flames on Colorado’s Western Slope, federal officials said. 25314
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 25/07/2026Hear me out. Beshear could find a way to expose the McConnell lie AND decline to fill his seat. 000
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 25/07/2026They always had the money to house the homeless. They just didn't want to.thehill.comNational Guard unveils $292M plan to house service members for DC deploymentThe National Guard announced on Thursday its $292 million plan to provide “up to 2,000 apartment-style lodging units” for guard members stationed in D.C. The housing contract was awarded to corpora… 000
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 24/07/2026My departed father can rest easy knowing the “Brooklyn” Dodgers are once again more hated than the Yankees. 000
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 23/07/2026The next time Mitch McConnell is trending, there had better be pics of Andy Beshear snorting that motherfucker's ashes. 022
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 19/07/2026I saw Mitch McConnell trending at #1 and got all giddy. You guys are assholes for dashing my hopes like that. 000
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 15/07/2026I don’t really care about sports except for baseball, but I adore watching fans celebrate. Rock on, Spain. 000
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 15/07/2026The third ICE murder in a week. These are just the ones we know about. 000
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 15/07/2026I ate a piece of lettuce today and didn’t experience an ass eruption. Gonna buy a lotto ticket. 000
Reposted by Elessaelisunraveled @unraveledpress.com · 13/07/2026You can and should point out that police killing people daily is the "norm" in America. But that doesn't mean you *accept* the normalization of this violence and the way some people rush to smugly point these things out contributes to collective fatigue. Your horror has been stolen from you. 2347161191
Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 13/07/2026This is what people say about you when you didn’t leave a trail of ick through your life. 000