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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 8h

These guys just kickstarted menopause for me.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 01/10/2026

My mom's been dead for 18 years, but I'm certain she's up to some zombie bullshit, so I'll be watching.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 01/10/2026

Thank you for this. It inspired me to walk for 30 minutes while I waited for my kid to finish guitar practice instead of rot in a plastic chair.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 01/10/2026

Experience as a legislator means nothing if they don't understand the bills they're passing. This is how Mitch McConnell can legislate with one foot in the grave. He's never been in charge of his own office.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 28/09/2026

I have two daughters. I gave them permission to gouge a motherfucker's eyes out if they have to. We'll deal with the consequences later. Also, it's hard to pick someone out of a lineup if you don't have eyeballs.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 26/09/2026

I feel like these posts could be done Mad Libs-style and nothing would change

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 16/09/2026

Every time I get an email from Jared Polis's office, I instinctively think, "What does that fucker want now?"

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 12/09/2026

My teenager told me most of her friends mock 9/11 in a dark-humor kind of way. I'm glad they do. Young people shouldn't have to live with it forever, even if old people have decided that's exactly what we're gonna do. #Sept11

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 04/09/2026

I fantasize about the ballroom in flames.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 01/09/2026

This has gotta be AI. No one drinks Malort on purpose.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 31/08/2026

Market economics: If your product is too expensive, fewer people will buy it.

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Your nightmare was found in recent leak on the dark web. We recommend changing your dreams

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 31/08/2026

My local video store eventually lost the fight to Blockbuster, but I loved it because they rented cheap NES games. I could never afford to buy that many games.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 31/08/2026

Gen Xer here, but I'm gonna go full hipster and start printing out my directions again. Recalibration is for bitches.

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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Welp, if the FDA says so... So be it.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 28/08/2026

Counting down to when he posts a meme of himself AS Dolly Parton.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 28/08/2026

Every Trumper in a blue state should be ready to take it in the ear.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 28/08/2026

I'm glad they landed someplace welcoming so they can continue moving the world forward.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 28/08/2026

I would 100% wear this to parties.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 28/08/2026

Agreed. Having to research every person running for every low-level position in my state and city makes me want to die inside, but I do it because it's my responsibility.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 28/08/2026

There should be a way to offer a grace period -- say, 5 minutes. Or to lock the post after the first reply. If we can land on the moon and make milk shelf-stable, we can do this.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 28/08/2026

Consider this my petition to rename every damn lake in the United States Lake Ontario.

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 27/08/2026

I appreciate your passion in this matter. I feel the same level of rage for people who leave wads of gum in public places.

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"Corporations have the freedom to live in a world without borders or social responsibility, to own property no individual can claim and to control a one world government and legal system. This has had insupportable consequences for the world's resources and individual rights. " — Heather Marsh

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 27/08/2026

Nah. I’ll let them in. Sometimes people just fuck up. My husband did this a few days ago. We were taking our kid to a new school and he didn’t realize he was in a turn lane. I generally give people the benefit of the doubt.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 27/08/2026

One day, when everyone is wearing surveillance glasses, we’re gonna long for the days when people weren’t paying attention.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 27/08/2026

That’s just a regular day for me.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"Mr. President, all these famous 80-year-olds keep dying and then the entire nation says great things about them."

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 27/08/2026

I'll take your word for it because I'm a different sort of nerd. Also, humans didn't evolve to cope with such massive global complexity -- or even the responsibilities of democracy, for that matter. I'm not sure the US has ever been a functional democracy. Still gonna try for it, though.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 27/08/2026

The one time in recent memory that the American right, left and center came together was to celebrate a guy who murdered a health insurance CEO. It's like Americans are thiiiiis close to figuring it out. (99% of the population also agrees that Dolly Parton was rad.)

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 27/08/2026

About 12 rich assholes are keeping us all at each other's throats because if we collectively stop and realize it's them vs. about 8 billion other people, it's over for them.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 27/08/2026

I think a lot of Europeans and Canadians just want to see millions of Americans die screaming.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 27/08/2026

And my teenager is willing to help me haul groceries in exchange for the copious free samples.

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Elessaelis @elessaelis.evilsoft.org · 26/08/2026

She's probably editing herself into them.

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