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@eleo-0373.bsky.social
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🐸🐽💚 | Any Pronouns | Queer | Slutty | Orc | NSFW | MDNI | 🔞 ALT TEXT: Pfp is long haired green orc with stylized beard, long eyelashes, and lip make-up simulating tusks. Banner is E L E O written upside down.

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Vonnegut knew
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to
buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy
a hundred envelopes and put them in the
closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out
to get an envelope because I'm going to have
a hell of a good time in the process of buying
one envelope
I meet a lot of people. And see some great
looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask
a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and
I don't know. The moral of the story is -
we're here on Earth to fart around.
And, of course, the computers will do us out
of that. And what the computer people don't
realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing
animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at
all anymore."
Let's all get up and move around a bit right
now... or at least dance.
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
What books would be best/worst candidates?
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Today's Forest Friends 🌲🍂🍄📷
Goopy red growth on a small tree trunk. Looks like smushed bakeapples.The underside of some fungus growing on a a stick that was on the ground. The stick is being held up to take the picture and it turned out blurry but you can still see the hectic gill pattern.Some leafy lichen growing on a tree. Much more vibrant a green than any others I'd seen in the area.Dead trunk covered in black hooflike fungus.
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Date Idea: We take turns reading chapters of a book aloud while the listener goes down on the reader. 📚
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🪴 𝔸𝕋𝕃𝔸𝕊 🪴 @cuntboy.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
this is basically how I do it
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🪴 𝔸𝕋𝕃𝔸𝕊 🪴 @cuntboy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
The baker —-> The bread
I’m standing with my fuzzy torso in frame, wearing a black crop top and black lacey boxers with cutouts on the hips and groin, the crotch bulging outTwo sourdough loaves, scored in a star pattern. One is on a walnut cutting board with 1/3 of it cut away and one is on a cooling rack. There is a bread knife with a wooden handle in the foreground, and a proofing basket in the background.Three glossy dark brown sesame seed burger buns on a walnut cutting board
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🪴 𝔸𝕋𝕃𝔸𝕊 🪴 @cuntboy.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Midnight buttpost
My soft, round butt and hairy thighs wet in the shower
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Sarah Faber @sciencebanshee.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
When you're on your way home and need just one more thing
This is a photo of Colombo Store in Surrey, British Columbia. It's next to my favourite momo place, Taste of Himalayas, which is incredible. You should go.
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Baby I’m back 💅
Kimberly’s hand in a black hoody with a embroidered demon skull on the wrist 

Nails are stiletto black and green aura style cat eyes 

A nailfie 
👻🖤
🖤🧡🖤
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
🤔 In LOTR, Bilbo celebrates his "eleventy-first" birthday (111) and it is referred to as "a rather curious number." I wonder if it was meant to allude to the ring verse: One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
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🧚🏾‍♂️Umbral🍄✨⚔️ @hedonistichero.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Look at my beautiful plants
Naked elf in front of my plants
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
These dishes need to calm down
Dish water bubbles like a butt
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
⛵
Scene from The Shining where a typewritten page is discovered to be filled with the line "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" but instead the page repeats the chorus of Orinoco Flow by Enya.
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Today's Forest Friends 🌲🍂🍄📷
Greenish shell-shaped fungus down the trunk of a tree. Reddish lichen coats the exposed bark. Shot taken from shoulder height, looking down the tree.Beige fungus covering a tree that has a long vertical groove in the trunk.A little shelf of moss on the side of a tree, topped by a bit of snow. A few thin stems grow up and through the snow.A round fungus growing from the side of the tree above arm's reach. Shot from below, it appears tan and brown and reminds me of a pancake. 🥞
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 30/11/2023
Bsky please don’t be like this. Artists love when you comment on their stuff 🧡 Depending on how swamped we are or how anxious, some might not always reply. Myself, I do my best to reply as much as I can, and also know I treasure all of your interactions a lot. It’s why I post as actively as I do.
kath @rabitsphd

twitter artists genuinely do you like when people comment on your art and tell you they like it? i always just assumed since twitter art tends to have fewer comments that most people prefer only their friends interact
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 26/11/2023
me and my sleep paralysis demon
art by Thomas boersner
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
@bblloooodd.bsky.social 🎂Happy Birthday!🎂
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🪴 𝔸𝕋𝕃𝔸𝕊 🪴 @cuntboy.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
I've had a full hysterectomy which means my pussy is literally a dead-end pleasure hole with absolutely no function other than getting fucked in it and taking loads of cum, and that is my gender affirmation
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
whether you're an anarchist or marxist or any sort of leftist, you shouldn't use or support AI imagery. It steals from artists and AI is foundationally predicated on stealing and supplanting labor
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
I know I'm a little late to the party but I heard it's 🐐🌬️🌳✨Fae Fridae ✨ 🌿🍄🥀🍃
A picture of me with an impish grin and faun hornsA picture of me from behind showing me in a faun cosplay.  My legs are furry, but my butt is exposedA picture of me from the front in faun cosplay, showing that my cock is also exposedA picture of me from the front in faun cosplay, showing that my cock is also exposed and erect
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Date Idea: We take turns reading chapters of a book aloud while the listener goes down on the reader. 📚
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Yep yep yep nope nope nope
Space aliens from Sesame Street!
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
me w social media :
i live in constant fear of the western descent toward fascism. but i digress . the  club is bumping, the ladies look good, the [edit] weed is flowing. there is much pain in the world but not in this room
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Today's Forest Friends (Pt.2) 🌲🍂🍄📷
Plump white fungus growing from a split in a tree.A snowy log covered in fungus that reminds me of the insides of walnuts. Dead leaves underneath the log are untouched by the snow.A friend was here before me! Prints on a snowy log left by a squirrel.One shriveled beige mushroom on a mossy stump, topped with fluffy snow. The gills are visible underneath.
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Today's Forest Friends (Pt.1) 🌲🍂🍄📷
Frosty mushrooms growing above a hollow at the base of a tree trunk.An eruption of chaga at the base of a tree, taken from low angle.Green lichen covering a tree. The growth pattern of it looks like a fluffy softwood, or an aerial photo of a forest.Light blue-green lichen with little brown cups.
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✰stas✰ @slaypussyhat.gay · 28/11/2023
daily affirmation for self acceptance: “that’ll do pig, that’ll do”
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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Shruggdrasil
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
🤷
The wise old tree shrugging its limbs.
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
liquid diet (only cum)
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
They say Jesus is going to come again but, frankly, this refractory period is absurd.
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
If we did... who would be the third?
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 27/11/2023
good morning from the green queen
an abstract line drawing of two nude people, on a teal green background with yellow and peach brushstrokes. the main subject has a phallic shape in their mouth which is being held by the subject to the left.an abstract line drawing of a nude person with long hair on a teal green background with yellow, peach and white brushstrokes.
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
🌲Let's get lost. 🌲
Softwood canopy forest. The tall trees are mostly limbless from halfway down and the midmorning sun lights the mossy ground below.
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
🐸🐽💚 Due to a very busy week, this slutty orc has no choice but to preemptively combine the following themes into a single post. -Tummy Tuesday -Wagon Wednesday -Fishnet Friday Thank you for your understanding.
(2 frames) Green orc with long dark hair shown from the neck down, wearing a thin black choker, chain necklaces, black thong, and ripped black fishnet sleeves that join via a thin strap below the nipples. There are black belts with grommets wrapped tight around the upper thighs, resting under the butt cheeks. The nipples are clamped. A short chain hangs between them in the front, and a longer chain hangs between them around the back, draping as low as the butt. In first frame, the orc is gently squeezing belly. In second frame, the orc is pulling up on one of the belt straps, demonstrating that they make excellent handles from behind.
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The Frottweiler @frottweiler.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
Rectal rippers, shit wind, backdoor breezypuffs, poofers, shit sneeze. Earliest memory is my mother referring to them as trumps or calling somebody that farted a trumpy bum
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TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.northsky.social · 28/11/2023
james joyce: being incredibly normal, reading these replies:
old photo of deceased author and famous eproctophiliac James joyce
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
What is your favorite slang word for flatulence? What was the earliest one you remember?
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🜄 greybriar 🜁 @greybriar.art · 16/11/2023
Study | Dream
A digitally painted ,  detailed study of a resting wild boar, lit in a surreal way as if in deep moonlight.
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ELEO @eleo-0373.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
Today's Forest Friends 🌲🍂🍄📷
A friend was here before us! A deer print in the muddy trail.Yellow splotchy growth on a tree by the river.Shiny black hooflike fungus lit by late morning sun.A tree snapped off by wind. The black hooflike fungus is growing on the erect trunk but some of it can be seen on the fallen log as well.
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gryphoneer @gryphoneer.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
artists be like
if you want to commission me you'll have to defeat my 7 regulars

[frame from the scott pilgrim movie]
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Pet's Villain Era 👿 @indigofatale.me · 28/11/2023
i was just informed of a family member passing & i'm not doing great i need to continue to boost my mutual aid requests & pay my bills & i will try, but your support is really needed right now allmylinks.com/fataleindigo
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