matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 23hI've literally been going though the Steam store and repurchasing any titles I had through Epic's store just to not have to think about them at all anymore. 000
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Unpostable sentiments to the fascists running this trash country 000
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I am gonna make a medically risky number of potstickers after work 010
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026For like 2 days after I shave my head the stubble is the most powerful velcro in the world. Injuring my neck trying to pull back my sweatshirt hood. 000
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026rather than posting what dan clancy should do to himself I think it would be good to get him really interested in submersibles 001
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Had to replay a day on my Fields of Mistria save 3x cause I kept forgetting to give the chicken her birthday present 010
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I need to find a big beanie large enough to go over my headphones to keep my damn noggin warm. 010
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This lib nonsense that there was anything at all to be celebrated about the broader response to 9/11 is fuckin ahistorical mind poison. 000
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I put this webcam on while I listen to music to work, and looked up in time to catch a little fox wandering around near the hot spring water at 2 am Japan time. What a world. www.youtube.com/live/B_Sc1v1...youtube.com「LIVECAMERA」草津温泉「湯畑」（移動式ライブカメラ）YouTube video by 草津町公式YouTubeチャンネル 000
Reposted by mattjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The night time is like a bad acid trip. it's 8-12 hours long, and absolutely terrifying 716710
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sadly, a Sebastian is the inevitable outcome of parenting that condones Warhammer talk at the dinner table. 030
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Why don't they make the whole icebox out of the delicious plums? 000
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It's so funny when a streaming show (watching Reacher) pays out money to put a needle drop song over the end credits, but the autoplay cuts it off after 3 seconds to play the next episode lol 000
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It's a little on the nose to label Milo as the new Ernst Rohm, but it's also correct, which is why I did it years ago on the old website lol 000
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Bought myself a nice light hoodie on sale a while back, and I love the fit and the weight of it, but it holds armpit stink worse than any other garment I have ever owned 000
Reposted by mattGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 03/08/2026"The idea of society may sound appealing, but it's old men who will take the hit, planting trees under whose shade they might never sit." 61628265
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Every EDC post/guy is best understood as an attempt to emulate this and cow tools. 020
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Fans slowly awakening to the fact that the hot lady who shoots people for the Hooters Corporation may have some STUFF going on. 0161
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 20/07/2026One thing that's pretty satisfying to do now of days is any time I see an Ai generated YouTube thumbnail I click on "do not recommend channel." It's like popping bubblewrap. 020
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Slept like complete dogshit and am basically having an out of body experience about it. Feels like I'm working with someone else's hands. Could use a nap if I'm honest. 010
Reposted by mattDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285695476
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dondodl Trundt wakes up every morning and passes a 6 foot long 1 cm thick snake of tar black shit that smells like burnt matches. Good morning Mr pres! 000
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Somebody should invent listening to music but for when you're not depressed 110
Reposted by mattHowell Dawdy @howelldawdy.com · 14/06/2026now that ‘the Spurs’ have been defeated, President Frump can report for duty in Vietnam! #worldcup 1829
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Roblox is advertizing on tubi and they have some kid describe playing roblox football as "peak life" and boy I have a real hard time believing that's true 000
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Hooting and clapping like a seal when someone goes "if only there were someone who could help us" and old Miss Marple totters into the scene. Hell yes get their fuckin ass Miss Marple. 011
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 14/05/2026It's such a fuckin bummer that Disney owns the Muppets. A Criterion bluray of the Muppet Movie would be nice to have 010
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Old guy on his laptop in an armchair turns to his wife, who's knitting in her own chair, "you see this? Swanboy hogged ass? I'll be damned." "Mhm." 1572
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Been getting a lot of mileage out of the "Because You Watched 'The 13th Warrior'" section of tubi recently 010
Reposted by mattRandom gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 05/05/2026gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/33962 『ブロッコリープードル』2月発売予定。プードルがブロッコリーになっちゃった？！ "Broccoli Poodle" is scheduled for release in February. A poodle has turned into broccoli?! #ガチャポン #gachapon 19537
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 04/05/2026A movie set the day after a character escapes from a Groundhog Day scenario and has a huge panic attack due to no longer knowing what will happen that day. 000
Reposted by mattTokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Ultraman Ace (1972) Episode 15 120676
Reposted by mattmatt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 03/01/2026the us military is not conscripted. they volunteer to do explicitly evil shit for money. you don't have to pity these people when bad stuff will happen to them, and certainly don't need to pretend they have any nobility at all to their actions. 041
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 02/04/2026My hat picked up an unfortunate new odor on my Florida vacation rip to my hat 000
Reposted by mattponder @ponder.ooo · 23/03/2026(worf voice) ICE agents are worthless despicable people, who by their choice of career have utterly disgraced themselves; there is but one honorable course of action available to them, but... (clenching teeth, visibly frustrated) i am bound by Community Guidelines, and can say no more on the matter 161419368
Reposted by mattRandom gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 11/03/2026gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/28450 『Nch にゃんこチャンネル』8月発売予定。にゃんこたちが突撃インタビュー！！撮影風景をチラ見せ！！ "Nch Nyanko Channel" is scheduled to be released in August. A surprise interview with the kitties!! A sneak peek at the filming scene!! #ガチャポン #gachapon 03813
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 03/03/2026jf had pretty much this exact exchange on @gooffkings.bsky.social the other day lol 000
matt @elegantmeats.bsky.social · 02/03/2026A Magritte painting of a Mastodon spraying some dishes with its trunk and captioned "Ceci n'est pas une living" 010
Reposted by mattChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/02/2026You’re dumb as rocks if you believed Trump couldn’t possibly do this but both parties tripping over themselves to say they think this is cool kinda gives the game away. 152746
