electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I saw a woman in a t-shirt with "GUESS" on it, and I thought "umm ... silicone?" 000
Reposted by electricnervenige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness this rad kickflip 05616
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh well these forty winks aren't going to catch themselves 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In terms of respiration, today has been breathtaking 010
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One time I ordered an entire meal in Italian, just to impress my date, and the guy in the Burger King drive-thru just said "wot" 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My mum asked me to go and buy a $30 tub of anti-ageing cream for her. She's 88. What exactly does she think it is going to do? 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The weather has changed and it's the start of turtle mating season. Not that I care. Knowing my luck I'll get an ugly one. 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Reminds me of that queer comedy duo, Bi and Large 010
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Those red lights districts are full of dodgy characters 111
Reposted by electricnerveKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of. 5168441334
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Movie pitch: A Trojan hearse sneaks in an army of the Undead 010
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm an acronym enthusiast. More than enough excitement for me. 120
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every day is different, so every day should have its own unique name. No repeats. 021
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is it a good idea to eat popcorn when film editing? 010
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Reader's Digest Condensed Books are abridged too far 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On what basis are we entitled to our opinions? 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Do you get back in the pool after realising you're the only one at the swim-up bar getting out to go to the toilet? 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is what actually sparked the Vietnam War 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just say "No thank you" to drugs. Good manners cost nothing. 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why do we care so much about the overindulgent self-pity of the narrator in Bohemian Rhapsody but so little about the murder victim? 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 05/04/2026"Iran must open the Strait of Hormuz or I will rain down ejected pilots on them" 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Easy Rider is just The Great Escape without the barbed wire 041
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 11/11/2025The secret to being a great dancer is to bend your knees slightly in time with the beat while holding your hands in the stick-em-up position 0106
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 28/10/2025If horses knew how to untie knots they wouldn't have to stand outside saloons all day 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Ultra-marathon winner: "Now I just have to come to terms with my achievement" Let me help you: you've run around in a circle for four days 000
Reposted by electricnerveGod @thegodshow.com · 23/10/2025If you’re driving around in unmarked cars, wearing masks, and kidnapping people, you’re not one of the good guys. 173119412623
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 15/10/2025The fact that some people's surname is "Gibbons" is further proof that we descended from apes 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 13/09/2025You can believe anything if you put your mind to it 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Non-stick cookware is any cookware that is not a stick 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I know a joke about a hoodie, but it might go over your head 110
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I've had it up to here with turtle neck sweaters 110
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Coconuts kill around 150 people per year. But people eat an estimated 57 million coconuts per year, which means people are winning. 010
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 21/05/2025The supermodels are falling through the cracks 010
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Trickle-down economic theory is just a euphemism for pissing on the poor 060
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 10/04/2025People who say "I would love to be a fly on the wall" lack ambition 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Exactly. People who say "I'd love to be a fly on the wall" lack ambition. 040
Reposted by electricnervecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 09/04/2025you still got one cent, get back in there king 412298178
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Do you want the short answer or the long answer? Both are "no" 1200
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 29/03/2025You know who should pay? The tech bros who took all the ad revenue then refused to pay a single red cent to republish the work of legacy journalists' on their trillion-dollar platforms (yes I'm looking at you, Meta, Google, Apple et al) 080
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 09/03/2025When I say "He displays antisocial behaviour and criminal tendencies, has no empathy, guilt, conscience or remorse and takes no responsibility for his manipulative, impulsive actions" and everyone will know exactly who I'm talking about. (This is the textbook definition of a psychopath, btw) 000
