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El Borscht

@elborscht.bsky.social
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help, I’m trapped in Telezonia or something

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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 8h
lol “humanizing fatherhood”. lololol these people are freaks
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know that guy.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What is “torreadorism”?
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dude’s eyes are crooked and the pupils are tiny. DO NOT TRUST THIS PERSON.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If it’s any comfort, I don’t think it’s gonna stick.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought it was the WAA-OOOOOOHHHS.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be fair, I firmly believe anyone who is familiar with the Shaggs probably should get two votes.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol It looks like a 1980’s television commercial for salad dressing.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I heard that song for the first time today. It sucks.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, but three is more than two, so it’s better, so of course he’s going to say three. I am so damn sick of this….
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Of course! Some of my best friends casually and even gleefully advocate the eradication of entire communities! You should try it!! IT’S SO GREAT!!!
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What is “tomazos” ?
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry, not sorry. The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Five years ago, but still…
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She should have lost all credibility after she graffitied her own house, and that was ten years ago
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who is Andrew Dice Clay?
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ants will soon master clothing. Are YOU prepared?
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly, what is the message they’re trying to send? Insane.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What is Esperanto?
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who is John Travolta?
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nauseating. Who the hell are these people?
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I could kick this guy’s ass at pickleball.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Woah, hey now, let’s leave my back up dippy out of this.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nonsense.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m angry with you because you made this joke. Grrrrr
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ugh, now I’m starving
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yup, he was always suspect, but now he’s done.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Things like this don’t happen.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s an onomatopoeia.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thanks for your concern.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Essex County New Jersey is definitely a problem. Infested with “centrists”.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That’s some serious sleeping right there. That cat is shut down.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I had the flexi
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Easy: Melmac Rock youtu.be/B6MY17who5M?...
youtu.be
Alf - Melmac Rock (with lyrics)
YouTube video by Bobs “thebob4b” Vids
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Also, she’s insane.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
But did you factor in the wet walnuts?
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I learned something today, thanks.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yup, that’s me in the kitchen washing dishes and yelling at the oldies station on the AM radio playing “Tuesday Afternoon” IT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE TRIPPING, THAT’S WHY
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Natalie Harp is a young woman who is simply trying to be helpful. She’s just a child, for Pete’s sake. For crying out loud, I was still in high school when she was born! Have you heard about Yo La Tengo? They’re pretty great, dude.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nonsense.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is so damn weird. Just goddamn creepy.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Living in Essex County NJ was weird back when the Sopranos was going on.
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Hearty White @heartywhite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Frankfort, KY. Weird recalled film that I chose to shoot instead of return. #filmphotography #film #kentucky
Photo of side of brick building with mural consisting of rainbow and birds. Mostly blue. The sky appears pink because the film is weird or damaged.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And they’ll punish the sailors aboard the Lincoln for making them do it.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My yard is a parking lot. But, please, feel free.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He should spend some more time in that region, assert his dominance with his immense, moronic presence or some shit. Only good could come of it.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It wasn’t me, no matter how much you sons of bitches try to blame me for it.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
On it.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Handsome dude.
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