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Ed Selley

@ejselley.bsky.social
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Haunted meatsack and Elon unenjoyer.

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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Just. Tax. EVs. By. Weight. No IT project, no big brother, no culture war, plenty of revenue. Smaller ones pay less, big ones pay more.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
i don't click on new york post articles but i can't honestly say it's because of any principled stand. it's because it has so many ads that if you let it all load the page weight is around 2 gigs. you could load one article claiming that sidewalks are bad or you could run about 500 copies of doom
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Breaking - Postecoglou appointed to be new Prime Minister of France.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 23/09/2025
People say "autism never used to exist" and then you go to the Natural History Museum and the exhibit has a caption like "Born in 1762, The Revd [name] was famously irascible, steadfast in his routine, and dedicated his life to collecting 25,000 rare beetle specimens".
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Someone at Reuters showing why you don't operate the company social media accounts before you've had breakfast.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
This fades when confronted with the horror of a full evacuation. Trust me.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The 'problem' is that there used to be a point where cars- even small ones- became too physically demanding for most elderly people to drive. Now, they have power everything and no clutch which means people who can't pour a cup of tea without spilling it are out and about.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
My mother has opined in the past that I don't 'need' a fast car. When I had to stand the thing on its nose this weekend to avoid someone who knew what they were doing when Queen Victoria died in a Hyundai i10, she has come around to the idea of very large, vented brakes.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I actually re-watched Freddy Got Fingered about a year ago and I’m now convinced it’s a surrealist masterpiece.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I was amazed to find it was Danny The Champion of the World that locked in with mine. As well as the standard Dahl oddities, it takes place in a world that simply doesn't exist any more.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Good morning from my corner of Buckinghamshire where we’ve accelerated through NIMBYism into out and out ‘no poors’
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Are there other 2.4GHz networks (neighbours etc) on overlapping channels with coverage in the garden?
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The searchers all say, she'd have made Whitefish Bay if she'd put fifteen more miles behind her.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I’ve had 42mpg which isn’t bad for a nigh on 300bhp car. Mine *is* very thrashable however and will return mid teens if you do.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
It’s possible (but not, I stress, inevitable) that some sustained long running may improve that. My figures (albeit on a 2ltr petrol turbo) climb a fair bit after a decent trip.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
If it’s singular, I assure you it could be worse…
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
It's possible to respect the scene and improve the situation by substituting the unsung Beckenbauer Allround which has terrace vibes but actual honest to God support at the same time.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Has been since 2020. He’s consistent insofar as he’s never met a dictator he didn’t like.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Shaft!
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
A friend of my Dad's is now insuring a 60 plate Fiat Panda with them, fully comp for £86 a year which is gently bonkers if I stop and think about it.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Today, for the first time in my life, I was treated to the natural phenomenon called Bez.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Would maybe not have phrased it quite like that?
Opinion
Britain is one step closer to compassionate, kind death for all
Kim Leadbeater
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
As a War Studies Alum, I went to watch a game when I was at KCL. We lost because the Peace Studies team were- and I'm not making this up- vicious bastards.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Unexpected item in the dining area.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Good morning.
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
sell your Camaro
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
My great uncle died on Queen Mary. I don't imagine his last minute was a good one. Nevertheless, I stand by my decision.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I'd prefer Jutland but chalk that up to be being weird.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
'What do you fancy this evening?' 'I dunno; food I guess?' 'Delicious food?' 'Go on then'
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Andrea is…not completely convinced…by the cat bed. Now with added embargoed product censorship 🥴.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Used to have dealings with two PR ladies at the same firm; one a whisker over 5ft, the other 6ft 4. The short one was FAR more obsessed about partners' height (although the tall lady did eventually marry a chap who was 6ft 6; presumably to sire some space marines).
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Saw a circa 10 year old girl in a Simply Red T-shirt a few weeks ago and the unanswered questions I had would have filled *pages.*
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I can’t reply to this but it’s very cool. I’d have suggest this;
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Andrea has elected to perform a balanced loaf this evening (I’m listening to records so I keep standing up).
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Liz Truss: *kills queen* JD Vance: Hold my communion wine
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It's no Sound Burger though, is it? www.audio-technica.com/en-gb/at-sb727
audio-technica.com
AT-SB727
Designed with portability in mind and available in three unique colours, the Sound Burger offers a retro aesthetic mixed with modern updates. Ideal for parties, compact living spaces, or picnics, ...
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Yes, a 65 909. It replaced a 55B7 downstairs. I still have a 55B8 upstairs.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Why yes, it *has* taken me four months to realise I can turn the TV’s bias light on without having to turn the TV on first…
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John86 @john86l.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Simpsons meme: Principle Skinner is talking to a group of pupils. He says: “Well, I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny. Right now Vice President Vance is at home crying like a little girl.” In the second panel all the children react to this by bursting into fits of laughter.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Delighted to discover I have 25kg of restaurant grade charcoal unused. I reckon I could live on the local wood pigeons for at least a couple of months without denting the numbers.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Today I am confronting the changed state of geopolitical relations in my burger choices.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
My specific gripe with the Qashqai is; - Every generation has looked shit - It has a stupid name - They are driven (over and above other SUVs) in a style that suggests you get some sort of license dispensation that negates needing to pass a test if you buy one. See also, the Juke.
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I took a break from writing about hifi to muse on what effect an angry orange man might have on hifi and you can read it here if you like; www.avforums.com/articles/tar...
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Tariffs, consumer electronics and you. What happens next?
Following the 'Liberation Day' tariff announcements, we examine how this will affect Hi-Fi enthusiasts and AV fans around the world
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
hombres, let me tell you about the blockchain that’ll never let you down - that’s right it’s the LT1 block right out of a Corvette and it’s chained to this svelte, aerodynamic number that’s the pride of the 1994 Buick lineup
the 1994 Buick Roadmaster, my dudes
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Wondering if this is Apple’s equivalent of Fergie time
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a man wearing glasses and a blue tie is sitting in a crowd .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue tie is sitting in a crowd .
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The great transfer continues. You might think I am excited to have just one minute remaining but it’s been that way for 40+ minutes now and still has thousands of files to do…
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Ed Selley @ejselley.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Today I'm trying to move my WhatsApp backup from Google Storage to iCloud. If you know you know.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Current development prototype of the Optimus humanoid robot:
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