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Kobi

@eikorisu.bsky.social
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小人 ergo sum. 'And everything's holy - everything, even me.' Be kind if you can. Punsexual. Unpretentious? person in pretentious fandoms, obsessed with different things at different times. Adores Arda & Apocashitstorm. Music moods at last.fm/user/eikorisu

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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Thomas @thomas15.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes people want to become heroes so bad they’ll make anyone a villain.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 24/09/2026
Stargazing 5 xkcd.com/3301/
4-panel comic. (1) [Black background with person with shoulder-length hair with raised arms in front in white, with figures in gray in the background.] PERSON 1: Welcome to stargazing! I’m back, despite efforts by astronomers who hate cool space facts to cover me up so I can’t see the sky anymore! Nice try, losers! Next time buy a tarp that’s harder to chew through! (2) [Person looks toward binoculars in hand.] PERSON 1: Now, let’s spy on some stars! Does everyone have binoculars? If you don’t, find someone looking at birds and try to grab theirs. Stars are the birds of the sky. (3) [Close-up on Person but with white background.] PERSON 1: But stars aren’t the only weird lights. Sometimes the sky fills with rippling colors. That’s the sky’s screensaver. It’s very pretty, so don’t move your mouse and ruin it. (4) [Switch back to black background, person points up while figures in background look toward where she’s pointing.] PERSON 1: That blob is a comet. People used to think they were harbingers of doom. We now know they’re boring, so we have to find new reasons to use the word “harbinger.” I’m a harbinger of astronomy! Cool facts are nigh!
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*looking up at the sky on a clear night* Orion you son of a bitch, how've you been?
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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That was interesting. Thanks!
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ESA Exploration @exploration.esa.int · 21/09/2026
Pika-pika…Cupola? ⚡🌍 Pikachu is enjoying one of the most spectacular views in space: our planet Earth. The plush is floating in the European-built Cupola, a favourite spot for astronauts aboard the International Space Station👩‍🚀.
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
meowth all curled up
Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing meowth curled up in a ball taking a nap Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing meowth in a blanket curled up in a ball taking a nap
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Mike Vennart @vennart666.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brand new song on my Patreon! ‘Survive’ a song from just one of the albums I’m currently working on. If you’re thinking of joining my Patreon community then now’s the time. PS don’t use the Patreon app to join up cos Apple are robbing gets. www.patreon.com/mikevennart/...
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NEW SONG - SURVIVE | Mike Vennart
NEW SONG - SURVIVE by Mike Vennart on Patreon. Join Mike Vennart's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WAKE UP BABE, NEW JWST IMAGE DROPPED!!!!
A star-forming region. The left two thirds of the image is blanketed in thick clouds of green and yellow gas and dust that form swirling patterns. Some of the gas is spread into thin, thready wisps. The right third of the image is the black background speckled with stars and multi-colored dots that represent distant galaxies. Bright stars are scattered throughout the clouds, with the densest cluster situated in the center of the scene. Each is crowned with six long spikes and two shorter spikes created by the optics of the telescope’s mirrors.
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Userboxes @userboxes.stefanbohacek.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
#wikipedia
This user enjoys the works of J. R. R. Tolkien.
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
come over we're learning how to love ourselves
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Turned at least part of a depressed day into some sort of productivity. Now I can go back to eating junk food, binging shows, and singing sad songs to myself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcSv...
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Motion Picture Soundtrack
YouTube video by Radiohead - Topic
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It started raining gently just when Shine (Acoustic) came on in my headphones, and I got reminded why this song is one of my eternal favourites. youtu.be/YXXuG4gxMNY
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Shine (Acoustic)
YouTube video by Muse - Topic
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
NO U almost start crying when you see auroras
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I hecking love pastel skies
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So this gorgeous woman at work today was nice and kind and polite to me so I was extra nice and kind and polite to her and she said "You're pretty cute" and I replied "You're pretty cute, too" and if I hadn't been lady crushing on her already I kinda fell in love at that moment 😭
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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shardcore @shardcore.org · 31/08/2026
morning
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
- cleaning my own washing machine every once in a while: Ugh so much booother 🥱 - washing machine breaks after over 25 years - keeping the public washing machine in the basement clean: Say no more fam, I'm leaving it cleaner than I found it 😎
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"You don’t just like Oceansize. They become an obsession. They get under your skin. They alter your musical DNA. But part of the reason why their influence is hard to decipher is that Oceansize’s sound is so expansive, it’s indescribable." www.guitarworld.com/artists/band...
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Sleep Token love them. Progressive guitar heroes worship them. But they imploded spectacularly. This is the story of unsung prog icons Oceansize: “We put ourselves through hell because we knew we were...
Major players including Misha Mansoor and Yvette Young have cited Oceansize as an influence, yet the combustible UK outfit remain under the radar – in part because they simply cannot be imitated
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 28/08/2026
Perseids xkcd.com/3287/
4-panel comic. (1) [Three people. The person on the left has shoulder-length hair; the person on the right has a white hat.] PERSON 1: I’m sad that we missed the Perseids. PERSON 2 with hat: There’s still the Geminids. PERSON 1: Yeah, but they’re in December. (2) PERSON 1: The Perseids happen when it’s warm enough to lie outside with a blanket, and we found a good mosquito-free beach. So we just lie around watching the stars and eating snacks. One year we saw the aurora. (3) PERSON 3 with shoulder-length hair: You know, I think I heard that the Perseids might be late this year. PERSON 2: Yeah, actually, I heard that too. (4) Later… [Three people lying down gazing up at stars in dark sky. One meteor is in the sky.] PERSON 3: Hm, seems like a normal number of meteors. Guess I heard wrong. PERSON 1: Maybe the Perseids are *next* weekend. PERSON 2: Oh, good thinking. Let’s come back then, just in case.
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@vennart666.bsky.social Happy birthday Mike! Keep rocking you legend
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Kipperin @kipperin1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Heute ist letzter Tag GDS! Schaltet alle noch ein, es gibt noch richtig gute Runs! twitch.tv/slowrunslivesrl
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SlowRunsLiveSRL - Live on Twitch
Geht das schneller? 2026 - Tag 6 | Streaming kirby's dream land 2 for 51 viewers.
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Today I already pet two dogs, had a colleague wondering why I have grey hair "when you're so young", and a tourist whom I helped out said "You're a delightful young lady and you're gonna have good things happen to you". Fingers crossed people stay that nice.
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
*sobs*
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 14/10/2023
🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse 
🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse 
🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse
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TimeLink @timelinkrta.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Geht das schneller? 2026 fängt morgen an! Setup ist fertig, und wir sind bereit für eine Woche spannender Speedruns, Showcases und Quizzes! Ich bin da! Und du? 👀 Zeitplan: slowrunslive.de/gds2026 Stream: www.twitch.tv/slowrunslive...
Ein Flyer für GDS 2026, der die Location vom Pentahotel Kassel (Bertha-von-Suttner Straße 15 34131 Kassel) detailliert.
Außerdem sind einige von SRLs Socials aufgelistet.Einige der Verlosungen für GDS 2026, wie ein Puzzle Evoli, ein EXIT Spiel, ein Häkel-Link, gestickte SRL Anhänger und ein Aku Aku Pin.Eine Bürotafel mit verschiedenfarbigen Textmarkern.
Mit Buntstiften wurde gemalt:
Eine fliegende Erdbeere mit Flügeln
Der große Text CELESTE RELAY
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Middle-earth Ent. @middle-earthents.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Party time.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
oh no
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Lisa Kadonaga @tapirtrouble.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Soft Rains Day. "Today is August 4, 2026, in the city of Allendale, California. Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills." RIP Ray Bradbury, 1920-2012
There Will Come Soft Rains
By: Ray Bradbury

In the living room the voice-clock sang, Tick-tock, seven o'clock, time to get up, time to get up, seven o 'clock! as if it were afraid that nobody would. The morning house lay empty. The clock ticked on, repeating and repeating its sounds into the emptiness. Seven-nine, breakfast time, seven-nine!
In the kitchen the breakfast stove gave a hissing sigh and ejected from its warm interior eight pieces of perfectly browned toast, eight eggs sunny side up, sixteen slices of bacon, two coffees, and two
cool glasses of milk.
"Today is August 4, 2026," said a second voice from the kitchen ceiling, "in the city of Allendale, California." It repeated the date three times for memory's sake.
"Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills."

Source:
https://www.btboces.org/Downloads/7_There%20Will%20Come%20Soft%20Rains%20by%20Ray%20Bradbury.pdf
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 03/08/2026
WOW A spectacular Squirrel of the Day for August 3, 2026 #sqrlpix
squirrel spread-eagled on tree, looking at camera, holding a peanut
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
no cheating post your lock screen
phone lock screen with the Doors of Durin (West-Gate of Moria) glowing on a dark background
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BSG Marathon @bsgmarathon.com · 03/08/2026
#BSGAnnual2026 has unfortunately come to an end. We raised an amazing amount of €7,868 for @wijzijnmind.bsky.social, bringing our total to over €75,000! A big thank you to all our runners, volunteers, attendees, and sponsors! See you all at BSG Plus 2027 from February 20–28, 2027!
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Brielle 💖 @briellebear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I really hate the “I don’t owe anyone anything” mentality because we actually owe each other and this planet a lot. You don’t have to be selfless all the time or burn yourself out but you should be kind and helpful and compassionate to the best of your ability. We need to care about each other more
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spent the night with Hot Colleague*, got his fluids all over my hands**, and am now supplying him with drugs***. *at hospital in the emergency department **while bandaging his profusely bleeding finger ***painkillers
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BSG Marathon @bsgmarathon.com · 15/07/2026
The countdown to #BSGAnnual2026 has almost reached single digits! 👀 In 10 days, we'll be back with a week of incredible speedruns, more side events than ever before and memories waiting to be made! We hope you'll join us! 💙 All Info here: bsgmarathon.com/events/bsg2026
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 15/07/2026
Oh wait, we're talking about the peasant's revolt. I can't resist using this as an excuse to share one of my favourite memes ever:
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy Bastille Day
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I like to hang out with my couple friends and snap up scraps of affection that fall on the floor like a starving dog
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nine inch Nails but it's just the Nintendo 64 logo 2.25 times to spell NiN
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JaneOh @janeoh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy Snooker Day 🥳 #147sf #snooker
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I just discovered that Dean Town at MSG has the perfect tempo for me to time my steps at a brisk walk to the next subway. youtu.be/rhxQoDlt2AU
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VULFPECK /// Dean Town (Live at Madison Square Garden)
YouTube video by Vulf
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
On my way to Paris to get fixed 😌🙏
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
On a short walk last night, I saw a heron and an otter within a few metres of each other in a small creek. Probably nothing special, but I'd never seen anything but ducks at that spot so it made me smile. :)
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i'm just so... sad
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I got a new phone and didn't manage to get Instagram Revanced to work on it yet. One reason I caved and downloaded the official Instagram app after a few weeks is so I can catch up on and like everything Avery Green has posted in the meantime. She's amazing. 😭💕
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eisfrosch @eisfrosch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Got curious about why exoplanet positions make up that weird shape so I made this youtu.be/yarWar-8p8A?...
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Why the Exoplanet Map Looks Like This
YouTube video by eisfrosch
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