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there are so many more friggin achievements, like, who gets anything other than this? yall are way too willing to do violence to ladies just because some guy tells you to or whatever, idk

why are there 119 more acievements yall made too much game you probably coulda just trusted people to not be mean and saved a lot of time idk

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@abbyhoward.bsky.social was pleased to see your name at the end ez game. held hands with nice lady. idk how people think it's a horror or whatever. weird shit happens in 5d realities, idk what to tell ya yall, get on my level, its fine

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supergirl great, slay the princess great, smashed it in like 1.5, 2h? idk. i just did my best to ask the lady what she wanted & kinda rolled with it and stonewalled the neurotic weirdoes in my head and know when in cosmic rome allow for weird cosmic roman shit to just happen, idk what else to say 😆

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it was remarkably shewd of milly alcock and her people to take a gig in a new game of thrones and be awesome in it JUST long enough to get out while people still like it because they all turn to dogshit eventually same to paddy considine but he's a shane meadows lad he knows his shit

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

@thejenna.bsky.social dear jenna, patron saintrix of This Shit: how awesome/slash/bad is this supergirl into slay the princess while stoned and eating nice muffins plan for a night

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im actually fine with this one because i stopped watching bmw when topanga got lame instead of doing the correct thing of running away from her compromised hippe-to-yuppie parents and run away to portland in like 1997 at the latest the rest is male gaze. it's basically chasing amy for cishet dilbert

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

id extract text but i am too mad. sorry fellow visually challenged homies. please feel free to copypaste this into something that can read it to you if you'd like. namaste 🙏🏽✊🏽🔁

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i am SO fucking thankful for jamie loftus holy fucking god damn to hell that woman saved my fucking LIFE letting adam be adam holy shit fucking wowsers

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Dan Balan - Sugar Tunes (Numa Numa)

my goodness disrespect to rivers cuomo obviously like he seems kinda complicit in SOME bullshit emotionally for the wrong gen x men at the wrong fuckin time, but absolute condolence to @tayzonday.com i do love you in pork n beans but THIS was MY heart song for early internet bullying, yknow?

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YouTube video by Dork Daily

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fuck it me too so i can bass away the time like an ace

like ALL the "first memes" from peanut butter jelly to technoviking to jonti picking to fuckin all your base like, those were all just WEIRD kids, a bunch of them on the original counterstrike forums, just bullshitting with the girl i was dating at the time she was a mod there or something i didnt care it was nice to hug a soft person lol

SOME of them put shit on servers they should not have and assholes saved them and their bratty fuckin cunty little siblings put them into fuckin limewire and oops now a bunch of teenagers are dead and some are in a weezer video like the muppets, THAT's weird. sugar tunes INDEED mr balan. wonderland? did you do balan wonderland? dunkey? were's dunkey? i need a dunkey!

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

okay enough bous for now

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@tcparker.bsky.social you can take any of those you like too lol

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

basically there's a reason i have this account and its sometimes i want to burn with white hot spurned femme rage at the entire goddamn universe for being a bunch of unfair fucking dickdribbling bucketfucking cumsneezes

@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

god damnit i just noticed how fucking corny my avatar here looks underneath yours haha wow

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

how the fuck was this acct not following you nat i mean @sixtriceratops.bsky.social does it for art reasons but THIS is the one that needs you the most probably sigh

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

god damn i am fucking insufferable i am really glad i have therapy in like 45 minutes which i need to leave for soon but what is DID if you dont have the Ds? like literally. i do not feel like a system, i just like wearing angry puppets on my fingers. it's so weird and stupid i wish i wasnt lol

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

yeah all this crap konami can go to hell, just like every other fkn giant entertainment company good riddance dont cape for them en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami#...

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Konami - Wikipedia

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

oh! so you were the contemporaneous femme-coded paraPhil from tvo at the time! wows! if i had grown up in ontario rather than briefly AB and then a buncha BC and learning from you BOTH then i probably woulda learned myself way earlier lol whoops anyways now i guess i'm just tryin to carry torches

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

@pattysullivan.bsky.social omg hi patty! i'm in bc so like, tvo? you werent my girly. wish you were!~ had no idea. but i'm watching your ep on phil's show on my stream over on my streaming persona @sixtriceratops.bsky.social thanks for being awesome and visible!@

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

yall @chiitan.love is just the sweetest thing on the internet just likin' things, bein brave, little otter or w/e, hangin out with john oliver sometimes, so cool like basically @danielobrien.bsky.social except way cuter and more fun and less obsessed with zachary taylor 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒

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VI @tealcarrot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

just in case anyone needs any beastly pronounciation guides

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

sophie this is so cool and good that i bought one of your prints on etsy okay thats not true i had it bookmarked for a while and by the time i was browsing i had actually forgotten this post but now i am just sayting that sophies were flying around my head prodding me to buy some spooky trees

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

exsqueeze me? this seems dope but i think i am too stupid to understand exactly what and why and how but i am open and supple for education and propagandizing, come hither to my pliant ears

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

and ferb?!?! (i gather this is important to zoomers im just tryna be a good auntie)

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Babyangelside💖🎀✨ @babyangelside.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Guys, even the Bible says it😩😅🤍✨

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good lord i cannot stand that ham of a man

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i mean for all i know EB is his favourite shit ever too, we just never really were friends like that. idk. i was kinda like furniture, and it was weird, probably for everyone, i was just a kid and had to be where my dad was and he was over there cleaning their toilets or whatever

that dude and i just never really got on. i ended up having to play with his brother. oh that brother is like, famous now. he was in a show with beck from victorious, so that was a fucking weird thing to learn after learning your culture via @quintonreviews.bsky.social

so like i think within a few months, the rich kid who i grew up alongside and underneath who was from down there but lived up here came back with it, the whole box, the manual, all the shit. and kinda just, for all i know, ignored it? just spoiled kid stuff? idk

for some reason everyone was ignoring this giant fucking installation and playing other shit like the jungle book on snes and shit like fine, sure, but there was this enormous installation standing out so i played it and it was earthbound

@weirdyoukaigirl.bsky.social oh right fuck you mentioned earthbound yeah i played that game i *think* at what might have been a weird prerelease in the summer of 94? it might have been out, i cant remember, but that game had a wild promo cycle. nintendo had a huge tent at the pne the year i went

"three part harmony of a person" what a fucking asshole i am no wonder everyone hates me even though i never do anything wrong

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but that then just becomes a lens to view their parents and their parents' etc, it's just an eyeball to borrow. thankfully i was only born with a single good one so borrowing came naturally i guess

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gen x made a significant amount of really, really good art, particularly in genres that critiqued wealth from inside, so like, slacker shit, basically. the first generation that COULD choose to not give a shit, culturally, generationally. because fuck it. there is no longer struggle other than petty

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boomers then gave rise to gen x, who inherited a world where their parents who just wanted to keep protecting them, except basically since kennedy, they just lost the will to fucking try hard things anymore, so you got the gipp at the same time as the thatch, and that just entrenched a future geront

and it's all, basically, because the old fuckers who won WW2, fighting fascism to the teeth, said never fucking again. which is why the boomers are so fucking entitled. they were literally the first generation to BE spoiled. it DIDN'T EXIST before that, comparatively. understand that.

everyone who knew what the fuck they were doing or at least had the decency to be kind has already done it, and all the smart smooth fast evil motherfuckers all made their bags and died a long time ago, or are fucking chilling like personal epsteins on the downlow, they are aliens to us, basically

a wave of generational trauma is basically responsible for modern politics. everyone in their 80s and so flagrantly turgid for power are the last remaining failchildren who have yet to die from two generations ago. read bloom county. trump was a joke, to the world, in 1992. 80s spencer pratt.

we are real, REAL shit at a lot of things but this is probably the first generation where we've ever actually been honest enough about how humans are supposed to actually be parents, like, in anthropological history. i'm not kidding. even 200 years ago we were PIGSHIT at staying alive

but the world has been written such that increasingly anyone younger than like 37 has increasingly never known a world where you were actively told to shut the fuck up. like, not generationally. not semiotically. not commercially. you've been told to scream so they can feed off your vibrations.

and there's also insanely awesome people deep in the guts of a LOT of cool stuff but like, the ones that can't shut the fuck up about it are the worst most annoying ones. the cool ones are just like, people you knew who are now like, doing awesome, good for them? who gives a shit about a facebook

or they're idk, nice people who are burnouts working at a bank or in construction or for the government or in healthcare or something kinda responsible as best as we can and then theres all the REAL unlucky sods like, fuck, that's why america is so fucked up, all the broke insane millennials

a lot of weird flight of the navigator compexes going on with kids a little older and or smarter than me give or take one's ability to fail upward that i didn't have as a person of wealth where i was growing of, ie: we were fucking poor as piss in a turbowealthy place so Kinda Lived, Barely lol

the coolest and luckiest ones went and made steven universe or homestuck and then everyone else was basically either too poor too tired or a fucking prick, and alllll of those pricks came out the fucking woodwork when crypto got here so sorry for that, fucking hell