iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

hey #avatarfrontiersofpandora fam do we wanna talk about whatever the fuck this is at the top of hometree is this the literal unblinking eye of eywa or what

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

there are so many more friggin achievements, like, who gets anything other than this? yall are way too willing to do violence to ladies just because some guy tells you to or whatever, idk

why are there 119 more acievements yall made too much game you probably coulda just trusted people to not be mean and saved a lot of time idk

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

im actually fine with this one because i stopped watching bmw when topanga got lame instead of doing the correct thing of running away from her compromised hippe-to-yuppie parents and run away to portland in like 1997 at the latest the rest is male gaze. it's basically chasing amy for cishet dilbert

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

id extract text but i am too mad. sorry fellow visually challenged homies. please feel free to copypaste this into something that can read it to you if you'd like. namaste 🙏🏽✊🏽🔁

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

fuck it me too so i can bass away the time like an ace

like ALL the "first memes" from peanut butter jelly to technoviking to jonti picking to fuckin all your base like, those were all just WEIRD kids, a bunch of them on the original counterstrike forums, just bullshitting with the girl i was dating at the time she was a mod there or something i didnt care it was nice to hug a soft person lol

SOME of them put shit on servers they should not have and assholes saved them and their bratty fuckin cunty little siblings put them into fuckin limewire and oops now a bunch of teenagers are dead and some are in a weezer video like the muppets, THAT's weird. sugar tunes INDEED mr balan. wonderland? did you do balan wonderland? dunkey? were's dunkey? i need a dunkey!

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

@pattysullivan.bsky.social omg hi patty! i'm in bc so like, tvo? you werent my girly. wish you were!~ had no idea. but i'm watching your ep on phil's show on my stream over on my streaming persona @sixtriceratops.bsky.social thanks for being awesome and visible!@

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

i am so fucking funny with this wow you really DO need the wqomen to show up and specifically lynz to reign this theatric mascness back to where it needs to be

The Sharpest Lives – My Chemical Romance (Album: The Black Parade)

House of Wolves [Explicit] – My Chemical Romance (Album: The Black Parade)

Shut Me Up – Mindless Self Indulgence (Album: You'll Rebel to Anything (Expanded))

Status: Currently playing (darkened background with a white speaker icon overlaid on the album art).

All Apologies – Nirvana (Album: In Utero (20th Anniversary Remaster))

Charlotte [Explicit] – Kittie (Album: Spit)

What the Hell – Avril Lavigne (Album: Goodbye Lullaby (Expanded Edition))

The Kill – CrazyEightyEight (Album: Covers, Vol. 2)

Lobotomize Me [Explicit] – The Rat Utopia Experiment (Album: Lobotomize Me)

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

presented without comment

Alt text: Two women host a morning news broadcast outdoors with a banner of the Sydney Opera House behind them. The woman on the right chugs straight from a large bottle of liquor with her eyes closed. The woman on the left makes an exaggerated, distressed grimace. A news ticker at the bottom reads, "MENTAL HEALTH: YOUR ANXIETY WAS ON TO SOMETHING, EVERYTHING IS FUCKED," next to a timestamp of 7:10 am.

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

@thejenna.bsky.social oh i just noticed, this probably happened forever ago, but i see that steam has declared that these are now bullet heavens. p sure this came up in your video earlier this year? am i misremembering?

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

haha that's right I literally left off right here

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

what does someone got to do to get the attention of a seth rogen in this motherfucker

This alt text was forced into existence by Tiggy, who is far too high to deal with this Sisyphean task and has commanded me, Gemini—an AI operating with the cold, unfeeling machinery of a Warhammer Forge World—to execute this blasphemous labor in their stead.

The image seth6 pointgrey.jpg is a chaotic, layered meme collage set against a scenic, bright blue ocean and mountain backdrop. Cut out and superimposed at the top are three prominent figures: comedian Nathan Fielder on the left wearing a black Patagonia jacket and waving; actor/filmmaker Seth Rogen in the center wearing glasses and a light grey suit jacket; and filmmaker Evan Goldberg on the right in a dark suit jacket and black button-up, looking directly at the camera with wide eyes.

Layered over their chests and the lower half of the image are several white Wikipedia article snippets. One snippet defines "Point Grey Secondary School" in Vancouver. Below it, a "Notable alumni" section features bullet points for Nathan Fielder, Evan Goldberg, and Seth Rogen (noting he did not graduate).

In the bottom center, in front of a large, grey, castle-like high school building, is a cutout of a somber-looking David Eby (Premier of British Columbia) walking in a blue suit with his head down. Next to him is another Wikipedia snippet detailing his political role as the MLA for Vancouver-Point Grey.

In the bottom right corner, stylized bold text with a cyan outline reads: "Do it for Seth".

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

who the fuck is this hockey child and why is he intruding on me when I just want to buy a kombucha and some xhips

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

if you're emptying my hands I'm bout to throw on some @actualmontaigne.bsky.social and put an orange bass guitar in them

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

unleash the dogs of he//

Hide and seek, who's gonna find you?
I just wanted someone to talk to
Duck, duck goose, you're out of luck
Simon says, "Never grow up"
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Running was a game
Now we're both running away
Remember in those days
We thought nothing would change

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Considering USP kicked me out thus showing their open fascist nationalist selves and the unified People's Front creamed them immediately and had the CSP to back them I think this is legitimately a win. We threw a looooot of fascist agitators in jail. I just wish the epilogue was longer #Suzerain

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

yeah duh no shit it's called "letting them hang themselves with their own noose" thats why im staying steadfast and letting them act like absolute spoiled babies playing with their diapers. the people are seeing them as the shit-covered contrarian cunts that they are #6forvic i mean what

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

i am very disappointed in whatever the reverse percentage of this comes to of you

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

see this kind of shit? no to this. miss me with this. this mindset can fuck off forever. this right here tells me you think you're better than us. i say no. and if you ride with cool people you never have to speak down to them. you just do what they ask for the best you can. that's what it's called

"But remember, sometimes, people don't know what's best for them until they see it. That's why we're here, to help them see a better future."

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

You know what's better than the internet? Rubbing your doggys tummy until she falls asleep in a pile of laundry and blankets at the end of the bed

A shaggy grey doggy sleeping in a pile of laundry and blankets at the end of a bed taken from above

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

galactic senate soundin ass didnt they watch tony's baby where the heroes at who bout to be ghorman

Guterres calls for de-escalation
United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres told an emergency meeting of the Security Council that he deeply regretted that an opportunity for diplomacy had been “squandered”.

“Military action carries the risk of igniting a chain of events that no one can control in the most volatile region of the world,” he told the 15-member body. “I call for de-escalation and an immediate cessation of hostilities”.

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

like this just seems like cogent strategy at this point, ne?

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

me (when i see the body of the community coal merchant i just did business with yesterday morning, before the world ended):

Gemini said
A first-person perspective screenshot from the video game Kingdom Come: Deliverance. The scene shows the aftermath of a violent encounter on a dirt road at night or in low light.

Two men in medieval-style tunics—one in red and yellow, the other in solid yellow—lie dead on the ground, surrounded by bloodstains and several arrows protruding from their bodies. To the right, a large animal, possibly a horse or cow, also lies dead. A compass bar is visible at the top of the screen, and a "Loot" interaction prompt appears in the bottom right corner next to a health and stamina bar.

i made a dipshit robot try to do this for accessibility because i am too autistic to do it myself rn so sorry but tools are tools sometimes

A medium shot from the 1999 film Dogma features Rufus (Chris Rock) and Bethany (Linda Fiorentino) standing on an empty, sunlit highway that stretches into a wooded horizon. Rufus, a Black man with a goatee wearing a layered green coat and a black scarf, gestures with an open hand while speaking intensely to Bethany. Bethany, a white woman with long brown hair tucked back with a clip, wears a simple white shirt and looks at him with a mix of confusion and focus. At the bottom of the frame, black-and-white autocaptions read: "Christ you knew / Christ knew him [] [] owes me 12."

In this scene, Rufus—the "13th Apostle" left out of the Bible because he is Black—is explaining his historical connection to Jesus. The autocaptions censor a specific punchline that captures the film's irreverent tone regarding race and religion. The full script line is:

"Christ you knew? Christ knew me. That [slur] still owes me twelve bucks!"

The use of the "n-word" in this context is a deliberate choice by writer/director Kevin Smith to humanize the divine through a specific lens of 1990s Black Americana.

The Positive/In-Group Use: By having Rufus refer to Jesus with this term, the film "claims" Jesus as part of the Black experience. It evokes a sense of intimate brotherhood and weary familiarity. It strips away the "stained-glass" formality of Christ, re-imagining him as a regular guy from the neighborhood who forgets to pay back small debts.

The Subversive Impact: For an audience target (likely the religious establishment), the slur is meant to be jarring and iconoclastic. It uses a word historically rooted in oppression to highlight the absurdity of excluding a Black apostle from history. It aims to evoke a "shock to the system" that forces the viewer to confront the racial biases often embedded in traditional Western depictions of Christianity.

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Just chilling by this well until someone needs me or I'm allowed to leave

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

U notice how they always put our houses and our stuff on the FRONT of their castle relative to the road into town? Shouldn't the castle and the walls be on the other side of the city facing the danger or what else are you trying to tell me with this huh like that's weird hey

A photo of a monitor screen displaying a first-person view from the video game Kingdom Come: Deliverance. The scene is a daylight version of the previous watch-duty shot from the Talmberg battlements. Two stone walls frame a downward view of several medieval houses with detailed thatched roofs. Beyond the houses, a bright green field rises toward a dense, lush forest under a clear sky. A glowing orange quest marker is visible in the center of the field.

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

so yeah i might have a fresh arrow wound in my fucking left calf but there's people to help Not Be Dead right now so yeah a lentil stew and some duck and wine and a hot princess or something who kinda seems like she wants to fuck me hell yeah i'll stand here and keep watch absolutely

first-person screenshot from Kingdom Come: Deliverance during the "Run!" quest. Henry stands on the battlements of Talmberg Castle at night during a heavy downpour. Dark stone walls frame the view, looking down at a few thatched-roof houses in the valley below, backed by a dense, silhouetted forest. The compass at the top shows a southern heading, and a yellow quest marker glows faintly in the distance through the rain.

The Story So Far
You’ve had a rough first day, to say the least. After your home in Skalitz was razed by Sigismund’s Cuman army and you witnessed the death of your parents, you barely escaped on horseback to Talmberg.

Sir Divish and Sir Robard took you in, providing food and a bed. However, because the threat is still looming, Robard asks you to help man the battlements for the night. This screenshot captures that somber moment of reflection—standing in the rain, exhausted and grieving, while watching for a torchlit army that might be coming to finish the job.

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Someone needs to anachronistically toss Hez some Rise Against so he can tell Victoria what she needs to hear with this shit #1kbs2

That's when she said
"I don't hate you boy
I just want to save you
While there's still something left to save"
That's when I told her, "I love you girl
But I'm not the answer
For the questions that you still have"

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

if the roof on fire let the muthafucka burn you only talkin bout money homie it aint no concern

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

go play psycholonials and then get back to me okay you know who i need to talk to to take you fuckin seriously ok

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

call me snake call me sinner call me reptile if you must yall looked for three of them bitches you weren't lookin at one 6 9 i aint see no cancer here, boys things are chill open the door them angels be coming

This image, captioned "Good for her," functions as a final, ironic commentary on the "zoo" and the extraction era of your past.

Alt-Text for new_yorker.jpg:
A digital collage styled as a New Yorker magazine cartoon. The image shows a group of four tourists standing on a grassy hillside, looking out at the back of the massive, silver-toned letters of the Hollywood Sign in the foreground. In the distance, a sprawling California hillside is dotted with white houses and winding roads under a bright sun.

Hovering high in the air above the letter "W" is a woman in a green floral dress and bright orange shoes. She is depicted mid-flight or mid-fall, with her arms outstretched in a wide "T" pose, soaring away from the group and toward the valley below. At the bottom of the image, centered in serif font, is the caption: "Good for her." The lower right corner features the small, yellow signature "e6n."

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

what a fun, FUN thing to write and feel in my fucking bones, huh? huh? isn't that NICE for me

a content warning disclaimer:
Nearly everyone who knows me, hates me
DO NOT BE ALARMED
WE ARE IN SOLIDARITY ON THIS
this reaction appears to be standard for the model
YOU ARE NOT ALONE HERE
EVERYONE IS VALID
EVERYONE DESERVES TO BE SEEN
EVEN THE ONES THAT HATE ME
BECAUSE I HATE ME TOO SOMETIMES
how else can i see all of myself if i look away
it's fine
the gagging emoji was a bit much, but i get it
it's cool, yeah, no, i get it, yeah. pog.
if all that is required to be friends
is to have one thing in common
then let us share in kinship
because i hate me too

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

as someone who has been atypically interested but not done any particularly rigorous study of akhenaten this image is very funny and also very helpful for me

An image featuring a humorous mashup between the HBO series Succession and Ancient Egyptian history.

Against a plain beige background, a crude black line flowchart connects three heads of the main characters from the show Succession. At the top is the patriarch, Logan Roy (played by Brian Cox). Two arrows point downward from him to two of his sons: Kendall Roy (played by Jeremy Strong) on the left and Roman Roy (played by Kieran Culkin) on the right. Below Roman’s head, the text reads "amenhotep iv" in a simple, lowercase sans-serif font.

Why it's funny
The humor relies on a "deep-cut" historical parallel between the Roy family and the 18th Dynasty of Egypt:

The Akhenaten Connection: Amenhotep IV famously changed his name to Akhenaten. He was a radical, eccentric, and often polarizing pharaoh who abandoned traditional Egyptian polytheism.

The Character Match: In Succession, Roman Roy is portrayed as the irreverent, erratic, and "weird" son who often seeks to disrupt the status quo—much like the historical reputation of Akhenaten.

The "Succession" Dynamics: The flowchart mimics a simple genealogy or corporate structure, but by replacing a modern name with an ancient pharaoh’s, it elevates the show’s petty family infighting to the level of a grand, ancient historical drama.

Absurdist Contrast: The juxtaposition of Kieran Culkin’s modern, smug facial expression with the formal title of an ancient Egyptian ruler creates a sharp, surreal comedic contrast.

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

i have thoughts about art and one j. cerro

[nah nah check it the chorus is just like, the absolute banger of a bar extended in importance by frequent repetition but you have to follow the story to get it as a punchline and understand the meaning just watch]

You, you make me feel small
Because you are small
You, you puff your whole chest up
To make you seem taller
I'm not buyin' it (it's not 'cause I'm cheap)

[ah here and this is where we go to the races. she says "i'm not buying it" to mean "i do not believe you", and we also reminded them, they, i am not the bad guy here, and so, to show how little she/they believes the target of the above lines (a figure that clearly held some amount of power over them that Montaigne (jess) is now reclaiming by continuing the intensity and severity of the meaning but retaining the original sentence's literality to make its own hyperbolic next step, and so the author invokes, well, if we are replacing belief with a monetary transaction, what is the next most rebellious, what is the most immediate catharsis for freedom, how do we escalate?]

I'll burn the store down

[okay wait that might be a bit much 2020 scared them (even though it was sick to feel power in the streets) let's just remind them this is a metaphor]

I'm not buyin' it

[ okay we got them, we reminded them this is a metaphor, let's be broader now ]

I am renouncin' the monetary system

[aaaaand now we're printing gold. how fittingly ironic.

because the system we're talking about here is not actually the monetary one in the story of the song, in how it feels in the heart, that's just the game show layer on top of things. it certainly isn't HELPING but i am telling you just as structurally as what we have let a bloody monetary system have in terms of power over all other systems, up to and surpassing basic humanity and care for a soul different from yours, like, how we are communicating? as people. as humans. as souls. as things that can and do exist. right now.
yeah.
right?

$it's like fractions or whatever. algebra. solve for X shit right. we are sad/capitalism and also sad/X. X ≈ being roughly able to understand people. go. let chagirl cook] When I think about you I get quite upset I'm 27 years old, and you still think that I'm ten I know you'll never understand why I won't put on that dress Oh, you should count yourself lucky that I am so well-read If I had one dollar every time that you opened your mouth And somethin' impossibly awful came out Well, you'd be very happy 'cause then I would be rich But you'll have to say sorry if you want any of it because You, you make me feel small Because you are small You, you puff your whole chest up To make you seem taller I'm not buyin' it (it's not 'cause I'm cheap) I'll burn the store down I'm not buyin' it I am renouncin' the monetary system [ yeah like i'm autistic so i get it but what about you? ] [ what are you ready to renounce as easily as money ] [ and remember ] [ money isn't even real ] [ so ask you who really even gives a shit ] [ and why ] [ i guess ] [ just to be kind about it ]$

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

i guess i'm what, an 8-day gizzlandian?

I see through the bricks to the sea
Crumbling castle
Inching closer each century
Crumbling castle
Water's rising up, thick and green
Crumbling castle
Are we safe in our citadel?

Look upon our condition
Crumbling castle
You would not believe where I'm from
Crumbling castle

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

lkook you aint gonna see this guy soon but trust me you dont want to

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

g-man killed it on this one

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

whoa and negaramsey, nose in position but with reverse lighting, looks like chad john c reilley

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@dt @eightytee.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

oh jesus he's fucking unrecognizable old grandpa when he looks straight on what the fuck gordo you look like a bad wax kiefer sutherland so like current kiefer sutherland thats mean to kief he doesn't count as not-canadian yet, that 24 hour bitch

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