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Anya Taylor-Joy Division

@eggmancat.bsky.social
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Mythical lighthouse keeper The Omnislut Birds sings where I walk, and magicians salute me in the streets

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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah we’d freak out. Freak out about the Dems actually exercising political power for the first time this century.
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fascinating!
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
biblically accurate yaoi
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stephen King: I have a problem Barbara Kingsolver: do tell
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Milo just take the fucking L and delete the post like an adult
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Temu RFK jr looking mothetfucket
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*cantando tristemente* Estados Unidos do Sul! Estados Unidos do Sul!
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Behind every modern American calamity is a YA author who tricked us with a bunch of easily disproven lies
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my BABIES
Two cats, an orange+white tabby and an orange+brown+black tortoiseshell, sit on the same shelf side-by-side
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It might help if your advice was new or at least not the same advice we’ve all heard thousands of times over the course of our lives.
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I ask you again: what insight or new information am I supposed to glean from a right winger that I haven’t already heard a thousand times before? What new thing am I supposed to learn that I didn’t know before when I sit down with the Nazi?
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve been hearing this message my entire life and I would just like to know: what values of the right do you think I’m unaware of at this point? Like what bit of fascist lore am I missing that’ll make me slap my forehead as the scales fall away from my eyes?
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This shit probably hits so hard if you’ve been kicked by a horse
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*skinned alive* doing big work for *suffer literally any punishment whatsoever* you colossal knob
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here come old me now He come shuffling up slowly He got Shattered right foot He has Two bad hip bones He’s got Pain Down In both his knees One thing to be sure is I am not jogging Ow my legs They hurt Omg
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn, girl! You look like you’d violate someone’s innermost personal thoughts despite your repeated objections to doing so if you were mad enough or just in a hurry!
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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
20k posts in less than 2 years dude needs to go outside bro needs to hi-five some grass
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’re not talking about capitol gains taxes or budget allocations. We’re talking about rights and lives for millions of people and if a Dem candidate can’t stand on that they are never ever going to get my vote.
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s always mealy-mouthed shit like this “ooo they have to be perfect on every issue or you won’t vote for them uwu” say what the issues are say it with your fucking chest. “This candidate doesn’t think trans people deserve rights, this one is okay with genocide, and I want you to be on with that”
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Crime is something done by criminals whereas we, heh, you see, are then government
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Monday: The Workman's Curse Tuesday: The Day of Bastards Wednesday: Heavy is the Burden of Sisyphus Thursday: The Second Day of Bastards Friday: Business in the Front, Party in the Back Saturday: Me Old Ham, My Good Time Charlie Sunday: Fairweather Friend
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What do you mean you’ve never been to the Bee, Kakarot! You’ve been living on this Earth HOW LONG and you mean to tell me you’ve never sampled a two for twenty!? You’re an embarrassment to the Sayan race.
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Michael Tracey looks like if you asked someone to draw a bus pervert from memory
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT: you can’t make your password “password” This person: okay
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
stick figure drawing of a guy in glasses going “yea” with a smile
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Grow the fuck up, sib.
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We can all see the exact interaction. Grow the fuck up.
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Instagram doing the “Check out what you’re missing!” thing with Threads and it’s just a guy commenting “What’s happening” to a picture of a woman’s ass
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Open up a new window of your favorite chatbot. Let us know when it initiates a conversation.
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having a light rest before we meet our new siblings
An orange and white cat, and a brown tortoiseshell cat lay on a pair of desk shelves, one above the other.
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Natural human reaction when in front of the font
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagine if the Dems were a political party that tried to build community with its constituents and supporters.
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah my partner and I just bought a place!
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last morning in the house he grew up in and he’s feeling ways about it 😭
An orange and white cat looks over the edge of a bed with brown sheets
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So it turns out the entire Horus Heresy series in print is really fucking heavy
Box of Horus heresy books on a stair landing
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
**mutants that give me the ick need not apply
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guys like you are why I’m embarrassed to be a Pittsburgher
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brother you got mad cause a woman made a post you didn’t like and now you’re reaping consequences of your own actions. Man the fuck up.
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Crazy how there are always enough Dem defectors to stop anything good from happening.
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Typically non-fiction at mine, though it comes and goes.
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did I guess right?
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There’s also been a noticeable shift in strategy with the advent of mechanized deployment and an emphasis on combined arms during the inter-Woke years.
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“There’s a tiger in that bush? Haha if you say so buddy” - the ancestors
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think YouTube prankers and people like the Paul Brothers are something you can only get if a show like Jackass first makes it socially permissible
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No I certainly don’t think they were trying to be transgressive in that way, I mean they upset the consequence/reward dynamic. Prior to jackass, being a self-harming obnoxious punk could only bring shame. Post-Jackass, it might make you a millionaire.
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Anya Taylor-Joy Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I heavily maintain Jackass in particular did permanent lasting damage. You can’t show people injuring themselves repeatedly and harassing others and give them millions of dollars and not expect blowback.
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