Reposted by Anya Taylor-Joy Division

(at dark mcdonalds drive thru)
Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream
me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn
S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora?
me: not today
S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)