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@eggheadsguide.bsky.social
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MTG, overthinking some animated show YouTube youtube.com/@EggheadsGuide?si=ntNGw… video essays lover, and boring otherwise.

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 01/10/2026
found this when I was looking for something else and I just think it's a wonderful image
old guy sitting at a machine in a casino with a neon yellow shirt that says on the back, "legalize mother/son marriage"
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🌊 Matt Gaetz’ Burner Account 🌊 @krisbouncedx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
James Talarico AND NOT Ken Paxton walks out to a standing ovation from 50,000 Texans at the State Fair Classic.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age theonion.com/it-guy-had-affinity-fo…
IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age
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Matt Stewart @mstewart-art.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Mabel, Valley Hero“, 18” x 24” , oil on gessobord. AD: Zack Stella . Image TM and ©️ Wizards of the Coast. Shared with permission from Wizards of the Coast.
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Queen's Domain⚔️ - DEMO OUT NOW @queensdomain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Queen’s Domain is launching OCT 30TH!! ⚔️ Excited to announce our retro-fantasy action RPG with brutal combat and traversal-focused exploration will be available soon for PC and Consoles. Coming to Steam, Switch 2, Xbox Series and PS5!
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David Niall Wilson @davidniallwilson.com · 01/10/2026
#HorrorWritersChat All about me is in my pinned post, links, and bio. There is no kind of horror other than, mostly, body horror, that I don't write, or haven't written. I am always listening to something new, but novels have been accompanied by Concrete Blonde, Depeche Mode, Steam Powered Giraffe.
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Your Other Family Doctor @yourotherfamilydr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm Lorelei K. Hickman & I write splatterpunk-y psychological & supernatural horror that hopefully says something about the world we live in. My favorite music to listen to is THE CURE. 🖤 #HorrorWritersChat
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Sex and Death at Dark Fryasma @darkfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aw man I don't have a spooky name and profile pic prepared yet...
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread
a slice of wheat bread with a mold pattern that looks infuriatingly like a smiley face. this bread is a piece of shit
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dollip💙 doll VTuber @dollip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've had some invasive breathing issues that have exacerbated over time. The surgeon I spoke to said I needed a septoplasty + nasal reconstruction. There are more details I couldn't fit here on the page itself! please consider donating to & sharing my gofundme to cover my operation. thank you ❤️
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Donate to They Did Surgery on a Doll (Joy's Septoplasty Fund), organized by Joy Charlotte
Hello, My name is Joy and I'm hoping to raise funds for an… Joy Charlotte needs your support for They Did Surgery on a Doll (Joy's Septoplasty Fund)
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Egghead Substitute @eggheadsguide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can't remember then you probably didn't
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Sean, avatar of Spectra @spectramtg.net · 01/10/2026
ah, the most important question of every day "wait fuck did I take my ritalin"
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Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Steelers-Browns game tonight has me trying to remember the last time I disliked the starting QB for both teams.
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Democracy USA @oilgaschemicals.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Texans ... How many homes do you own? Paxton...has 15 Talarico.... Has 1.. Vote Talarico...
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Benjamin Wheeler @wheeler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Canadian Highlander Zugzwang
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 27/09/2026
Power creep, amirite? youtube.com/shorts/moohH...
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Power Creep #mtg
YouTube video by LRRMTG
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey @starcitygames.bsky.social @cardkingdom.com @tcgplayer.com there's an affiliate of yours who is re-hosting other MTG creator's content without their consent to make money off people buying cards using the affiliate code they have with you. Happy to DM you their info
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 25/09/2026
the conversation over Iced Coffee isn't about iced coffee it's about the social contract breaking down younger ppl have seen that employers are not upholding their end of the bargain (stable career) so they're not bothering to uphold theirs (playing the stupid corporate social games)
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Leo Spaceman🍀🍀🍀 @leospaceman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
. @jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
two cubs base runners slide into home immediately after one another
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wired For Performance: The Cutting-Edge Tech Of NFL Uniforms theonion.com/wired-for-pe...
SLEEVES: KEEP PLAYERS MODEST IN THE EYES OF THE LORDMICROSCOPIC “END RACISM” PATCH
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Henn, spooky robot kisser @iwriterobots.com · 25/09/2026
Special thanks to @vorthosjay.bsky.social for kidnapping me at Magic Con last year and to @arsenaultrivera.bsky.social for aiding and abetting the crime
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Egghead Substitute @eggheadsguide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
damn secret legends, those are some good deep pulls.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay, doing one of these. Also, wow I wish I had more time so I could replay all of them.
My nine games grid, with the following games:
Star Wars Dark Forces 
Morrowind
Secret world legenda
Red Alert 2
Saints Row the Third
Saints Row 4
Life is Strange
Lost Records Bloom And Rage
Cyberpunk 2077
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
When you see art
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Jessy Edwards @jessyedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"..it's almost as though YOUR wife is the pig?" 🫠 I really, really need a short-form video series of @nickpinto.bsky.social gently asking people to explain their bigoted signs
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
InfoWars: The Album by @nicklutsko.bsky.social is live anywhere you stream your music!
open.spotify.com
InfoWars: The Album - Album by Nick Lutsko | Spotify
Nick Lutsko · album · 2026 · 8 songs
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century, with "Breaking Bad" at number 1.
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Ginny Di @ginnydi.com · 24/09/2026
My new music video "Tragedy" is out now! Feat. Whitney Avalon and a delightful cameo by Anjali Bhimani 🎶 youtu.be/q1oIHvSlzwU
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh thank god it’s time to start Dressing 🍂
rax wearing a fur trimmed suede jacket
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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watching teenage sex and death at camp miasma and the scene where kris is telling billy her pronouns and that she’s poly which mainly means she has to do game nights with a guy called thor and damn this movie is hilarious
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Egghead Substitute @eggheadsguide.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Update. Somehow still a dolphins fan. Still want Steve Ross to go away and really do not think his son-in-law will do much better or is doing much better. At least they finally got the head coach and coaching talent to lose for them unlike in 2020. Hope it was worth it (it isn't worth it)
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LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · 20/09/2026
Let’s all just celebrate a very old, very goofy holiday, and all agree to ignore that this video now displays as “20y ago” on YouTube. Thank you. Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day. 🏴‍☠️ youtu.be/RzkQC0e91Nc
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How to Talk like a Pirate
YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 20/09/2026
Trimmed up my beard (if you know what I mean)
Hobbes, now with less wild bears, he's sitting in a chair
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just gonna park this here for now. figuring on gettin a lot of use out of it
you wouldn’t correct a joke
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Benjamin Wheeler @wheeler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Serge and I are up at 5am to catch a ferry, heading to a magic tournament. 17 years ago this would’ve been just another weekend but now we’re old(er) so it’s extra creaky.
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Egghead Substitute @eggheadsguide.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they are gamer.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 20/09/2026
im never getting over this lmao. extremely cursed.
render of bunlith A posing wearing an oversized green zelda shirt and cargo pants
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Egghead Substitute @eggheadsguide.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lets go!!!! @vyletpony.com
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 14/09/2026
"dog who bit off more than she can chew" face
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Dooper @dooper.live · 03/09/2026
I'm not going to toss aside my morals to be relevant. And I especially won't toss aside my morals to support a transphobic billionaire. You can live without Harry Potter.
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