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Emmitt Fitz-Hume

@efitzhume.bsky.social
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Former Information Officer at State. Started in ‘74 as a mail boy. My father got me my job. Current assignment classified, but it’s a considerable step up in base pay.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16h
Coming in second place for this year’s Nobel Prize in Physics is the University of Arkansas for their revolutionary work on Petrinos.
Bobby Petrino
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Louisville and Ole Miss need to keep playing hard until 1 second after the final whistle sounds.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Fire Inside. “No matter what you dream or feel or say, it ends in dust and disarray” seems at present a fitting expectation for this season.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Toss one in a sewer and make a wish.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Of course they do. Congressional hearings are investigatory, not adjudicatory. Nobody who is suspected of criminal wrongdoing (see, eg, Paul repeatedly saying he believes Fauci is a criminal) has any obligation to cooperate with an investigation by providing a sworn statement.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Jewel of the Nile.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Repost = endorsement.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I truly wonder whether Brexit or the US electing Trump will be remembered as the greatest national/social/political self-inflicted catastrophe of the last 80 years. Right now my vote is for Brexit. The US will survive Trump weakened but intact. Mr. Epner is correct the UK may be torn asunder.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
At the age of eleven, I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony he gave me for my tenth birthday.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I agree.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
White people have a homeland. It's called Vermont.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The students who can’t use punctuation properly earn Bs and a job writing headlines for NBC.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Don’t you hate it when you fabricate “intelligence,” leak it to @barakravid.bsky.social, but then forget to send an email to the local sheriff to at least make your bullshit look plausible?
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Is it a crime to leak fake intelligence?
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You calculate the volume of this thing with the formula 4/3*DUPi*R^3.
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Mom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Bad news for the world's biggest penis.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
That one time in 1983 two guys cornered the market on frozen concentrated orange juice, they had inside information from a stolen FDA crop report.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This seems incorrect. Amazon vehicles use fuel. Fuel is taxed at the federal and state, and sometimes local, levels. Fuel taxes fund roads. Amazon owns real property. It pays property taxes. Property taxes fund government services.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Quality joke. (And that’s a permissible lay opinion)
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Those four astronauts are now the furthest from Donald Trump than anyone has ever been. I envy them.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’m at ICE HQ
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
“Don’t set an extraordinary record out of respect for a degenerate rapist” is quite the take.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Curious George and the Electric Fence.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Edgelord trolling aside, this is the equivalent of promising to make Florida basements great again.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Are you a Republican senator looking for a golden parachute out of government? Are you on good terms with Ron DeSantis? Are you a white man? Congrats. You’re probably the next HBC of the Florida Gators.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I agree AI is the indispensable tool of human society in the 21st century. So far today I received 7 AI-generated pics of friends made to look like Macy’s parade balloons.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Doesn’t it make more sense to name Syracuse’s stadium after him? www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/pre...
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President Donald Trump wants new Commanders stadium in D.C. named after him
Trump will be a guest of owner Josh Harris at the Lions vs. Commanders game on Sunday
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Inshallah
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The Muppet Show, and it’s not even close.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I’m fairly certain people from NYC already know not to go into the Hudson River.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The Patriarch of Constantinople.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
A Twinkie representing all the psychokinetic energy in the New York area in June, 1984 would be 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The most on-brand name in the history of college football? Colt McCoy at Texas. Hard to think anyone will ever top that.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I tried reading the Chief Justice’s history book, but the pages were all white.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Who shot JR?
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
“Please don’t kill people with a flood” is a problematic ask for the god of the Old Testament.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Joe vs. The Volcano not being nominated for Best Picture was the second worst omission in Oscars history. (Tom Arnold not being nominated for - and winning - Best Supporting Actor for True Lies is quite obviously the worst).
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Godfather 2 Winter Soldier Terminator 2 The Great Muppet Caper Christmas Vacation Aliens Return of the King Wrath of Khan Voyage Home Undiscovered Country First Contact Clear and Present Danger (as sequel to Patriot Games, not HFRO)
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David S. Cohen @dsc250.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The left better start figuring out how to weaponize today's decision rather than just (rightfully) criticizing it. - Go back into Judge Kaczmaryk's court to dissolve all of his nationwide orders. - Pass gun bans and insist any order applies only to plaintiffs.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
A+ post.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
If defendants in the Law and Order universe never stupidly took the stand at trial, that entire series would be maybe three episodes long.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Ohio State.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Setting the trap.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Today the Supreme Court answered the question “What if Dred Scott were a trans child?”
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
A crew of guys, speaking exclusively Spanish, have been working on re-roofing my neighbor’s house since 6 am. It’s a certainty that if Stephen Miller were forced to join them tomorrow, he’d be lobbying for immigration mass amnesty by lunchtime.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Counterpoint: she lost. Partly for being a shitty candidate who made bad decisions. Mostly because this country is irredeemably misogynistic.
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