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Emmitt Fitz-Hume

@efitzhume.bsky.social
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Former Information Officer at State. Started in ‘74 as a mail boy. My father got me my job. Current assignment classified, but it’s a considerable step up in base pay.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Coming in second place for this year’s Nobel Prize in Physics is the University of Arkansas for their revolutionary work on Petrinos.
Bobby Petrino
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Holy Shirts and Pants 2.0.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Trump Years. Only human is Jack Smith. I’m confident that’s the way he feels anyhow.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Robbed of the Best Picture Oscar.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Civil contempt is by definition coercive, not punitive. It is intended to get someone to do what he is supposed to do, or not do what is not supposed to do. Once the contemnor complies, the contempt is purged. Criminal contempt requires all the procedures of criminal prosecution. Different ballgame.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The first cited item of evidence is not specific, and says nothing about the credibility of the testimony. The second cited item is not evidence of a deal between Reagan and the Iranians. Wanting to help someone, and entering into an agreement with that person to help him, are vastly different.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Reagan did plenty of vile and horrible things which can be proven. We do ourselves and the study of history no favors by asserting as fact that which rises only to the level of unproven suspicion.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Joe turned out to be a pretty good Trump stand-in, but couldn’t possibly have been intended as one. The movie was written, produced, and released before Trump ever announced his 2016 run.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I legitimately have no idea what that reply means.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The distinction should be based on what percentage of your regular net income is earned vs. passive.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There is no verifiable evidence such a deal ever occurred.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s in Florida. Did you expect better?
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That’s a mighty generous estimate, but good point.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maybe Vance can pull a Nixon. Lose to a religious minority (in this case, Ossoff), then run and win in 2036. The only problem is Vance has about as much charisma as one of Nixon’s wine farts.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Louisville and Ole Miss need to keep playing hard until 1 second after the final whistle sounds.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hot take: while decent, Caddyshack is the most overrated in the 1980s comedy catalog. Chase, Murray, and Dangerfield all went on to do much better work in much better movies during the decade.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Fire Inside. “No matter what you dream or feel or say, it ends in dust and disarray” seems at present a fitting expectation for this season.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The problem is many of their concerns aren’t real.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Toss one in a sewer and make a wish.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Whichever one of you gets elected, congrats, Shia LaBoeuf is playing you in the biopic.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That’s not the point here. Caruso hasn’t been charged with anything yet. But he also wasn’t arrested for any offense which carries the death penalty.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
No it wouldn’t. Sexual battery is a different crime than L&L Molestation.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Also, execution for capital sexual battery is unconstitutional per the US Supreme Court. And the Florida Supreme Court. Florida amended 794.011 a few years back for the explicit purpose of creating a test case to overturn those cases. Hasn’t happened yet.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That’s Florida’s sexual battery statute. He’s not accused of sexual battery. Lewd & Lascivious offenses are under a different statute. None carry the death penalty. L&L Exhibition is a 2nd deg felony. Max 15 years.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
No.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
None of those is a capital offense in Florida.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Of the 10, only 4 are criminal offenses.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It would be borderline - if not actual - malpractice for Fauci’s lawyer to advise him to answer a single question today.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Of course they do. Congressional hearings are investigatory, not adjudicatory. Nobody who is suspected of criminal wrongdoing (see, eg, Paul repeatedly saying he believes Fauci is a criminal) has any obligation to cooperate with an investigation by providing a sworn statement.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My man looks like he wants it to put the lotion in the basket.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Don't let them give you any of that flank steak bullshit.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Jewel of the Nile.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That may be more true in MLB than other leagues. I may be mistaken, but I believe the NFL has a CBA which mandates players be paid a certain fixed % of league revenue. So at least in the NFL, more parity and fan interest leads to higher league revenue which leads to higher overall player pay.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You’ve stated that twice now. Respectfully, that’s a conclusion, not a rebuttal. It’s certainly possible I misunderstand sports economics. If you’re game, please explain why.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
1. I don’t dispute drafts have “anti-labor” features, as compared to a completely free labor market. 2. That doesn’t mean drafts are lacking features which also benefit labor.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Small market or less wealthy teams (often the same thing) wouldn’t survive without drafts. Fewer teams means fewer potential employers, which significantly shifts bargaining power from the potential player pool to the few remaining employers.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ask Jeremyah Love if he objects to the draft. He went #3 to the Cardinals, despite running back not being a particularly high value position in the modern NFL. But the Cardinals, for whatever reason, think he best fits what they need. So he’s getting paid like a #3 draft pick.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Drafts: 1) Encourage parity, which serves to increase overall fan interest and thus league revenue, which increases (how, depending on league) overall player compensation. 2) Tend to match players with team who most values the player’s skills. Without drafts, most pro leagues would not survive.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Repost = endorsement.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I truly wonder whether Brexit or the US electing Trump will be remembered as the greatest national/social/political self-inflicted catastrophe of the last 80 years. Right now my vote is for Brexit. The US will survive Trump weakened but intact. Mr. Epner is correct the UK may be torn asunder.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
At the age of eleven, I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony he gave me for my tenth birthday.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I hope the Double Deuce is ok.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I agree.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
White people have a homeland. It's called Vermont.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The students who can’t use punctuation properly earn Bs and a job writing headlines for NBC.
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Don’t you hate it when you fabricate “intelligence,” leak it to @barakravid.bsky.social, but then forget to send an email to the local sheriff to at least make your bullshit look plausible?
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Is it a crime to leak fake intelligence?
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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
So does Trump. I mocked (and mock) him extensively. Much peril has ensued.
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