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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me and my niece
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Actually we’ll never lose a game
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Vikings fan humiliation ritual continues unabated
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“She was his queen…” meme with Joyce Carol Oates
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026
New instant classic just dropped
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
file:///C:/Users/swilentz/Downloads/
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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pablo Torre can obviously fight his own battles, but I can't get over how many prominent people in media downplayed, refuted, and even mocked his Clippers reporting and are now just silent on the whole thing. Massive outlets ran cover for the Clippers and now just ... move on.
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know she wrote so many beautiful songs but my favorite thing Dolly Parton ever did was cover this with Emmylou Harris and Linda Ronstadt. One of the most beautiful things ever recorded. youtu.be/RdtdVr_9PnM
youtu.be
After the Gold Rush (2015 Remaster)
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m watching this. They shouldn’t have been doing all that imho.
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Powder Blue
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/08/2023
it’s not good that some monkeys smoke cigarettes. but it is cool
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When the news about aliens is good for all humanity and there's no need to have a conspiracy about it:
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Uncle Jerry 😭
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Trailer for Digger was better than I thought it’d be. Wish it wasn’t all gray.
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@mouthpipette.bsky.social start skeeting
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angela hudson jones @angelahudsonjones.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
-When the world seems close to pear shaped, When leaders fill you with despair When things look dark and dreary And love seems far too rare - CUDDLE A DUCK [ lt works ...] Sam Neill 1947- 2026
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
goddammit
"It is with immense sadness that the whānau of Sam Neill share the news of his passing on Monday 13th July, in Sydney Australia. Sam was surrounded by family and passed with the dignity that has characterised his whole life.
The loss was sudden and unexpected but blessed by the fact that Sam remained cancer free. They would like to express their deepest gratitude to the staff at St Vincent’s Private Hospital for their incredible care.
More details will be shared later, but for now, on behalf of the family, we ask that you respect their privacy as they navigate this immeasurable loss."
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WAS-FWP @fauxwoodpaneling.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fire of Unknown Origin Promo Cassette!
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Bob smiled at us last night
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
We chillin
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Do yall ever think about Bill Paxton and get sad?
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I would have used this when I was a huge piece of shit
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Insane
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Chuds over at the everything app are pretending like this isn’t a great poem. I gotta get off of there.
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Please President Xi, you can save us
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 26/04/2026
taylor lorenz screaming at the shooter for not wearing a mask
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Space launch
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Work iPad selfie #workipadselfie
old man taking selfie on his iPad
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Reacher should be allowed to kill that British man
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Uhh, can I help you?
two obnoxious dogs gazing expectantly
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/03/2026
Commentary: If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral theonion.com/if-females-could-get-p…
If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”
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Yves Jeanrenaud @yjeanrenaud.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I made an app. play.google.com/store/apps/d... Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby. I hope it's useful for someone. Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple github.com/yjeanrenaud/... It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making
A screenshot of an Android app. Text:

▲ Nearby Glasses

Smart Glasses are probably nearby
Device: Unknown
RSSI: -42 dBm
Reason: Meta Company ID (0x058E)
Company: Meta Platforms, Inc.

This app notifies you when smart glasses are nearby. It uses company identificators in the Bluetooth data sent out by these. Therefore, there likely are false positives (e.g. from VR headsets). Hence, please proceed with caution when approaching a person nearby wearing glasses. They might just be regular glasses, despite this app's warning.

Debug Log

[19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

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[19:08:41] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

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[19:08:45] Unknown (-63 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/02/2026
these people should be considered enemies of humanity. they elevate the soulless, profane machine over the divine flesh
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Caught up with the Tourette’s “discourse” and I now I to throw my phone on the ocean and never go on the internet again.
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
My first exposure to William Shatner as a kid was his spoken word music and I thought that was his whole thing
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Started reading The Hedge Knight and already love it. Dunk is so pure.
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
About to hang out with the lads, Dunk and Egg
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Holy banger youtu.be/vDGorIWYz-A
youtu.be
The Low Spark Of High-Heeled Boys
YouTube video by Traffic - Topic
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Dr. Robby, lay off my man Langdon already
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
She totally would have won if he didn’t do this
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
There’s not enough Westminster dog show posting going on
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Fellas we’re going Poirot mode
Poirot’s insane bathing suit in Evil Under the Sun
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TV’s Jeff @eephus.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Beast mode
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