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Eeney McDeeney

@eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social
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Experience the skeets that critics are calling “piss poor”

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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 21h
One thing I don’t like about my face is the constant creation of grease
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also we already did this with Affinity? There are so many other ways to circumvent Adobe access, why does everything have to be an excuse to bow to AI
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Annoying take: Artcraft vibe coding Adobe CC and releasing that as open-source is getting this Robin Hood narrative, and that’s bullshit. The product is buggy, and they’re still trying to charge you money for the shit they stole so they can burn tokens on other AI tools. getartcraft.com/pricing
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ArtCraft — Controllable AI for Artists
ArtCraft is the open-source desktop app for generating AI video and images — built for artists who want real control.
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ChatGPT if we weren’t such close friends do you think you could see us ever.. together
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AI proving once and for all what so many of us sensed, these emails never mattered enough to be written or read
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Crush your opponent in one move with the Fat Cat Gambit
My cat, Sausage, standing on a chess board with all pieces in their starting position except the king on my side of the board, which is missing.My king from the chess board, conspicuous and alone on the floor
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m on a beef cleanse
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TRINITY: Agents. URINAL: Load us in a big urinal to all piss in. NEO: No. Tank, get us outta here. URINAL: Override that command. Tank, unplug Trinity and Neo in the real world and load in a big disgusting urinal trough. I'm gonna let everything hang all out. MORPHEUS: (sotto voce) He's the One.
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FINALLY, soup season! I peel back my prominent metal lid and wobble over, pouring my contents onto the floor. I am happy to be dead
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unlimited PTO = managers can bitch about any amount of PTO
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Twelve Goats is a way better name for a bar though
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This was the moment for me. “Oh this movie RULES”
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Comedy should feel like shoplifting
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Freezer holds a narrow lead and neither team has scored in years
The level settings inside the fridge read “freezer: 7”, “refrigerator: 5”
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would rather create designs for 80 hours a week than whip an AI into doing it for me for 20, and that’s gonna be why I end up switching careers
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Money isn’t everything, but enough of it can get your body looking strange as hell
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Mario and Luigi are Italian why are Wario and Waluigi Slavic
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
let the gourd times roll
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now let’s run it back and see if it was actually good or just loud
A blank IMAX 70mm screen waiting to show The Odyssey
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bahahah
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just buy whatever games I want and when my gf asks what I’m playing it’s Skyrim
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Referring to Darth Maul as a Kung-Fu Gimp
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am a professional designer and I like the new McLaren logo don’t AMA
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your AI art sucks, my regular art sucks, but here’s the difference: with effort, I can improve my art. In contrast, you are a dog eating a poop out of the trash
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just realized Terminator is not the correct warning about the dangers of AI- it’s Multiplicity
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stand by Me and discuss formative childhood moments tonight queen?
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@adobe.com HEY MOTHERFUCKER IF I MISS AN ANCHOR POINT WITH THE DELETE ANCHOR POINT TOOL BY LIKE ONE HALF OF A PIXEL, DON’T YOU THINK IT’S FAIRLY LIKELY THAT I’M ALREADY TRYING TO USE THE TOOL ON AN ANCHOR POINT OF A PATH? DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE HELPFUL TO WIDEN THAT CLICK AREA A TOUCH? THANK YOU
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why do we say “jumping up and down” you’re not jumping the down part
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I always felt like there was something a little milquetoast about Allan Peters’ design work. He just posted a video praising Christian rock, which is not a crime, but it did cement my opinion forever
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Accidentally ordered a PSH at Starbucks today (total slip-up!) and was handed a fresh newborn who I assume will grow up to be Philip Seymour Hoffman
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They’re gonna fuck it, right? People are definitely gonna fuck the folding phone?
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
At what angle am I supposed to hold an iPhone duo to make a phone call look normal
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So the screen unfolds with a big stupid seam or folds up and doubles the thickness, but the slide-out physical keyboard was too big and clunky huh
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Coming around on jam bands, I just realized they’re the pinnacle of anti-AI in music: a bunch of people mastering physical instruments for absolutely no reason
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Curry as an android at W-T HQ at the beginning of Aliens, he gets a monologue critiquing the realism Ripley’s account based on how inefficient/messy Ash was killing the crew/how easily it would’ve been if it was his assignment
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Now that we’ve got a fresh rule of three set up, time to get that rat bastard Dick Van Dyke
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Petition to make my Tigs fire/steel (motor city baby)
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Insane coverage for the Orioles and Rays here, definitely gonna need to counter with the grass/ground Rangers and the flying/ice Blue Jays (regional variant)
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
(Drag on a marb lite) they paywalled pitchfork (cracked monster can) back to the old me
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It feels like q tips have more severe warnings than cars
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
DO SOME DRUGS and READ WEIRD BOOKS
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Changed my own oil and suddenly I’m becoming a Garage Guy. It fucking rocks. My clothes are destroyed
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I like you. You’re alright. Wanna feel the dent in my head?
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“You taste like chimichurri. Like the guy from Rocky Horror.”
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The thing about Elvis is nobody had ever seen a hot man before
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I think you should receive a moderate electric shock every time you make a joke so we can sort out the tourists
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fired from my job as royal poison tester because I kept taking big first bites
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
In Dublin farting a lot and it’s all for you, James Joyce
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Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
God gives his closedest doors to his openedest windows
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