Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 21hOne thing I don’t like about my face is the constant creation of grease 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Also we already did this with Affinity? There are so many other ways to circumvent Adobe access, why does everything have to be an excuse to bow to AI 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Annoying take: Artcraft vibe coding Adobe CC and releasing that as open-source is getting this Robin Hood narrative, and that’s bullshit. The product is buggy, and they’re still trying to charge you money for the shit they stole so they can burn tokens on other AI tools. getartcraft.com/pricinggetartcraft.comArtCraft — Controllable AI for ArtistsArtCraft is the open-source desktop app for generating AI video and images — built for artists who want real control. 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026ChatGPT if we weren’t such close friends do you think you could see us ever.. together 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 08/10/2026AI proving once and for all what so many of us sensed, these emails never mattered enough to be written or read 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Crush your opponent in one move with the Fat Cat Gambit 010
Reposted by Eeney McDeeneyMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026TRINITY: Agents. URINAL: Load us in a big urinal to all piss in. NEO: No. Tank, get us outta here. URINAL: Override that command. Tank, unplug Trinity and Neo in the real world and load in a big disgusting urinal trough. I'm gonna let everything hang all out. MORPHEUS: (sotto voce) He's the One. 521020
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026FINALLY, soup season! I peel back my prominent metal lid and wobble over, pouring my contents onto the floor. I am happy to be dead 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Unlimited PTO = managers can bitch about any amount of PTO 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Twelve Goats is a way better name for a bar though 052
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This was the moment for me. “Oh this movie RULES” 010
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Freezer holds a narrow lead and neither team has scored in years 010
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I would rather create designs for 80 hours a week than whip an AI into doing it for me for 20, and that’s gonna be why I end up switching careers 010
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Money isn’t everything, but enough of it can get your body looking strange as hell 011
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If Mario and Luigi are Italian why are Wario and Waluigi Slavic 000
Reposted by Eeney McDeeneyOregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025let the gourd times roll 7765692181
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Now let’s run it back and see if it was actually good or just loud 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I just buy whatever games I want and when my gf asks what I’m playing it’s Skyrim 110
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I am a professional designer and I like the new McLaren logo don’t AMA 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Your AI art sucks, my regular art sucks, but here’s the difference: with effort, I can improve my art. In contrast, you are a dog eating a poop out of the trash 020
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just realized Terminator is not the correct warning about the dangers of AI- it’s Multiplicity 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Stand by Me and discuss formative childhood moments tonight queen? 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@adobe.com HEY MOTHERFUCKER IF I MISS AN ANCHOR POINT WITH THE DELETE ANCHOR POINT TOOL BY LIKE ONE HALF OF A PIXEL, DON’T YOU THINK IT’S FAIRLY LIKELY THAT I’M ALREADY TRYING TO USE THE TOOL ON AN ANCHOR POINT OF A PATH? DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE HELPFUL TO WIDEN THAT CLICK AREA A TOUCH? THANK YOU 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why do we say “jumping up and down” you’re not jumping the down part 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I always felt like there was something a little milquetoast about Allan Peters’ design work. He just posted a video praising Christian rock, which is not a crime, but it did cement my opinion forever 000
Reposted by Eeney McDeeneyYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not 71312384
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Accidentally ordered a PSH at Starbucks today (total slip-up!) and was handed a fresh newborn who I assume will grow up to be Philip Seymour Hoffman 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They’re gonna fuck it, right? People are definitely gonna fuck the folding phone? 001
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026At what angle am I supposed to hold an iPhone duo to make a phone call look normal 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026So the screen unfolds with a big stupid seam or folds up and doubles the thickness, but the slide-out physical keyboard was too big and clunky huh 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Coming around on jam bands, I just realized they’re the pinnacle of anti-AI in music: a bunch of people mastering physical instruments for absolutely no reason 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Curry as an android at W-T HQ at the beginning of Aliens, he gets a monologue critiquing the realism Ripley’s account based on how inefficient/messy Ash was killing the crew/how easily it would’ve been if it was his assignment 010
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Now that we’ve got a fresh rule of three set up, time to get that rat bastard Dick Van Dyke 010
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Petition to make my Tigs fire/steel (motor city baby) 020
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Insane coverage for the Orioles and Rays here, definitely gonna need to counter with the grass/ground Rangers and the flying/ice Blue Jays (regional variant) 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026(Drag on a marb lite) they paywalled pitchfork (cracked monster can) back to the old me 010
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It feels like q tips have more severe warnings than cars 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Changed my own oil and suddenly I’m becoming a Garage Guy. It fucking rocks. My clothes are destroyed 010
Reposted by Eeney McDeeneySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I like you. You’re alright. Wanna feel the dent in my head? 2019774
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“You taste like chimichurri. Like the guy from Rocky Horror.” 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The thing about Elvis is nobody had ever seen a hot man before 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I think you should receive a moderate electric shock every time you make a joke so we can sort out the tourists 010
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Fired from my job as royal poison tester because I kept taking big first bites 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 28/07/2026In Dublin farting a lot and it’s all for you, James Joyce 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 20/07/2026God gives his closedest doors to his openedest windows 000