Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Freezer holds a narrow lead and neither team has scored in years 010
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I would rather create designs for 80 hours a week than whip an AI into doing it for me for 20, and that’s gonna be why I end up switching careers 010
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Money isn’t everything, but enough of it can get your body looking strange as hell 011
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If Mario and Luigi are Italian why are Wario and Waluigi Slavic 000
Reposted by Eeney McDeeneyOregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025let the gourd times roll 7765672181
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Now let’s run it back and see if it was actually good or just loud 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I just buy whatever games I want and when my gf asks what I’m playing it’s Skyrim 110
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I am a professional designer and I like the new McLaren logo don’t AMA 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Your AI art sucks, my regular art sucks, but here’s the difference: with effort, I can improve my art. In contrast, you are a dog eating a poop out of the trash 020
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just realized Terminator is not the correct warning about the dangers of AI- it’s Multiplicity 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Stand by Me and discuss formative childhood moments tonight queen? 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@adobe.com HEY MOTHERFUCKER IF I MISS AN ANCHOR POINT WITH THE DELETE ANCHOR POINT TOOL BY LIKE ONE HALF OF A PIXEL, DON’T YOU THINK IT’S FAIRLY LIKELY THAT I’M ALREADY TRYING TO USE THE TOOL ON AN ANCHOR POINT OF A PATH? DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE HELPFUL TO WIDEN THAT CLICK AREA A TOUCH? THANK YOU 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why do we say “jumping up and down” you’re not jumping the down part 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I always felt like there was something a little milquetoast about Allan Peters’ design work. He just posted a video praising Christian rock, which is not a crime, but it did cement my opinion forever 000
Reposted by Eeney McDeeneyYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not 71312383
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Accidentally ordered a PSH at Starbucks today (total slip-up!) and was handed a fresh newborn who I assume will grow up to be Philip Seymour Hoffman 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They’re gonna fuck it, right? People are definitely gonna fuck the folding phone? 001
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026At what angle am I supposed to hold an iPhone duo to make a phone call look normal 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026So the screen unfolds with a big stupid seam or folds up and doubles the thickness, but the slide-out physical keyboard was too big and clunky huh 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Coming around on jam bands, I just realized they’re the pinnacle of anti-AI in music: a bunch of people mastering physical instruments for absolutely no reason 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Now that we’ve got a fresh rule of three set up, time to get that rat bastard Dick Van Dyke 010
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Petition to make my Tigs fire/steel (motor city baby) 020
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Insane coverage for the Orioles and Rays here, definitely gonna need to counter with the grass/ground Rangers and the flying/ice Blue Jays (regional variant) 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026(Drag on a marb lite) they paywalled pitchfork (cracked monster can) back to the old me 010
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It feels like q tips have more severe warnings than cars 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Changed my own oil and suddenly I’m becoming a Garage Guy. It fucking rocks. My clothes are destroyed 010
Reposted by Eeney McDeeneySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I like you. You’re alright. Wanna feel the dent in my head? 2019774
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“You taste like chimichurri. Like the guy from Rocky Horror.” 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The thing about Elvis is nobody had ever seen a hot man before 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I think you should receive a moderate electric shock every time you make a joke so we can sort out the tourists 010
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Fired from my job as royal poison tester because I kept taking big first bites 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 28/07/2026In Dublin farting a lot and it’s all for you, James Joyce 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 20/07/2026God gives his closedest doors to his openedest windows 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 20/07/2026(To the tune of Lullaby of Broadway) I dropped a Cheez-it on the floor and kicked it down the air vent 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Sufjan’s mom was really onto something when she ditched that little whiner at that video store 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Me as hell when they finally announce triangle minecraft 010
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Just got off the phone with Sen. McConnell, we talked for about 20 minutes but didn’t cover much because he’s working on his Fozzie Bear impression 020
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I’m MORE American because I’m boofing hot dogs at the OFFICE so I can do work and maintain company PROPERTY VALUE. also I lost my dick/balls in fallujah 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 25/06/2026What about uhhh like super disorganized religion 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 14/06/2026My heart goes out to the other 3 Wembys up on their cartoon UFO watching this unfold on their Jetsons tv 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Mamdani voice: You guys made a helluva mess last night- so we’re paying you to help us clean up! Text 78787 to join our clean sweep team for $20/hr, and we’ll give this city the clean sweep we almost gave the Spurs 000
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 13/06/2026RIP to the man who permanently inspired 6 year old me with sci-fi art 010
Eeney McDeeney @eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Holy shit I know what the three seashells do 010
