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Edward Allen

@edwardallenthree.bsky.social
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Father of three, happily married. 🏳️‍🌈🦦🦋 (Emojis mean: queer, autistic, DDEB sufferer; Dominant Dystrophic Epidermolysis Bullosa).

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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Coming back to Blue sky was a mistake. I am sick and tired of this civil war on the left. Fuck everybody. People are going to die, and y'all are shitting on each other to hide your own fucking fears. Trump is the enemy, but he's not on Blue sky, and tankies have to hate somebody.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Hey. This should go without saying, but I guess I got to say it: if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. If you have the opportunity to derail the train before it hits somebody, and you don't, you're part of the problem.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Then I'm a useless moron. In America, voting for president is a zero-sum game. If you don't understand that, that's okay. It hurts. It sucks. Life is hard, and not everybody understands basic game theory. Some people admire their reflection too much.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I just want to officially state for the record that my actual politics bear no pragmatic difference with @aoc.bsky.social. I If you think that makes me a liberal, you're right. If you think that makes me a leftist, you're right. If you think I can't be both, you're not interested in solutions.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Hey. Today I learned that I am still not okay. I am still not over the trauma of losing this election. I am still not over the fear of what is to come. If you're on a far left, I don't want to hear about your purity. If you're in the center, I don't want to hear about your transphobia.
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Sexy Tuna: Train Conductrix @dirtynerdy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
it’s ridiculous that ~80% of Trump support comes from white people, yet i keep seeing other white people blame entire racial minorities for his win
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
but in all seriousness, calling sign language 'wild gesticulation' is a big part of why deaf people are so much more likely to be killed by cops. maybe if we all had more exposure to deaf people and deaf culture it wouldn't be so confusing for them to see someone communicating that way!
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
My favorite album from every decade back to 1960s: 1960s: Blonde on Blonde 1970s: Dark Side of the Moon 1980s: Born in the USA 1990s: Little Earthquakes 2000s: Vs. Children 2010s: Stranger in the Alps 2020s: Fetch the Bolt Cutters Darn it. I thought my tastes were less mainstream than that.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
You must read this.
Cover of Orlando Patterson's book "Slavery and Social Death: A Comparative Study with a new preface."
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
In a capitalist society, we pretend that slavery is working without pay, but that isn't what slavery is at all. That definition is easily skirted by paying people $10 a day. Orlando Patterson defines slavery as general dishonor, natal isolation, and social death. Prison checks all three boxes.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Random idea when I should be sleeping: defining some aspects of culture as "religion" makes it seem like culture is an item of clothing to be put on or removed, which decontexualizes it and devalues it.
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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
There are so many mixed metaphors in this quote from technology secretary Peter Kyle it’s just word soup. No wonder he loves ChatGPT so much.
Speaking to the Observer, he said: "We need a concerted effort as a country to ensure now, while we're still in the foothills, that we are laying the foundations. I don't want us to be a country that is always buying off the shelf from others. I want us to be at the cutting edge. We are the third-largest Al market in the world, but we're not touching the sides of our potential."
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
If you honestly think that blue states should abandon red states, or joke that they should join Canada, imagine if Lincoln took that approach. Imagine how much worse Jesus Land would be if it was the CFA. Stand for marginalized people in all parts of the USA, and throughout the world.
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
As a big fan of the worst shit in the world, please tell me more
A LinkedIn post that starts with

Call of Duty's $28 Squid Game Skins: Fun Idea, But Web3 Could Make It Better
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Fucking brilliant. Bravo, Sean.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
January 20th better be a cold day in Washington. #tippecanoe
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
There is no God. There is also no dollar. There is no America. There is no law. All of these concepts are fictions. None of them require existence to be powerful. All of them affect you and me. The atheist is not wise, because when they reject God, they ignore all the other fictions.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10/01/2025
I like that bagels have a hole you can put your finger through to stabilize it as you cut it in half
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Culture is critical and important and valuable and should be protected. Culture should never, however, be considered more important than people. The moment the culture becomes more important than people, that's the moment the culture becomes bigotry. Borders are bigotry.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Dear Senators Murray and Cantwell, please read this. You seem to have forgotten what "person" and "equal protection" mean in your zeal to attack immigrants.
Fourteenth Amendment
Section 1

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any *person* of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any *person* within its jurisdiction the *equal protection* of the laws.

*Emphasis mine.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
If your senator is not on this list, it's time for you to call or write them and inform them of the 14th amendment. They seem to have forgotten what it says.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I judge federman on his record, and as of today, his record is white supremacy. Anyone who voted for the unlawful violation of immigrants rights bill that passed today is f****** scum. Anyone who cheers anyone who voted for today's bill is f****** scum.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Slavery is always wrong. Orlando Patterson defines slavery as general dishonor, natal isolation, and social death. Prison checks all three boxes. This is not a great program for incarcerated people looking to respond themselves. This is slavery. This is wrong.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
The number of people who act like my husband is a saint for keeping me around is amazingly high. It’s always a shock to people that even though I manage maybe a chore a week, I still add value to his life in the form of love and happiness and a shitload of emotional labor.
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
If you find yourself yelling at LAT reporters for the crime of linking to the paper's stories about a life-critical local news event (rather than instantly getting hired elsewhere in the time since a few big leadership decisions that they had no control over), you have completely lost the plot.
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 09/01/2025
Compassion is usually the American way: When there's a disaster—a hurricane, flood, earthquake, shooting—our first reaction tends to be sympathy, prayer, and outpourings of help. The cackling schadenfreude from Trump and his supporters over the California fires is fucking ghoulish—and un-American.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Money, law, nations, and all of culture are just stories. They are no more real than Santa Clause. The point of these stories is to improve our lives. If the stories do not improve our lives, we need to change the stories. Capitalism and communism are fictions, but people are real.
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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Them, an intellectual: Threatening tariffs on Denmark lol, how much blue cheese does the US eat? Me, a medical writer: Have you heard of Ozempic? Them: ...
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Anyone who has Unicode character U+262D in the username gets an instant block from now on. Tankies and leftists who abandoned the cause have lost their chance to be forgiven.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 08/01/2025
The people that supposedly care about women's rights when it comes to trans people openly mock women for their appearance when they're in positions of power. These are the people that actually hate women.
"Three members of the leadership team at the Los Angeles Fire Department stand together in formal uniforms. They are posing in front of a red backdrop, smiling confidently"
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Dear leftists, if this is how you want to engage, then I'm going to call you what you are: useful idiots. The question is who are you useful to, and the answer is everything I am opposed to.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
If you follow me, I'm not sure why you do, but if you do, and you are more interested in punishing Harris then helping the people of Gaza, you can rightly go fuck yourself. Trump's victory is a defeat for the people of Gaza. More of them will die as a result. More of us will die as a result.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I’m supposed to have this tribal hatred of Liz Cheney despite her sacrificing her career to fight the one threat I care most about. And I’m supposed to have this tribal loyalty to leftists who continually refusal to do the absolute bare minimum and support a liberal Dem against that threat. Nah.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The Economics That Define Social Media talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-e... The business model, by definition, makes moderation impossible.
talkingpointsmemo.com
The Economics That Define Social Media
As a follow up to my post below I want to return to a more technical point but one which is critical to understand as the baseline for any discussion about social media and “platforms.
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MissHalcyon @misshalcyon.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
We don't talk enough about how nearly-impossible it is to hold down a full-time job as an Autistic. You mean I have to go to work every weekday, regardless of how stable I feel? You mean I have to be ready, capable, and able for 8 straight hours? It feels so hard. All the time.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I can't wait to get a job changing "Gulf of Mexico" to "Gulf of America" in all books, records, and maps going back 500 years because it will always have been "Gulf of America" after Trump declares it to be so.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
So, if we invade Greenland, or Canada, does article 5 of the NATO Treaty apply? If so, then America would be constitutionally mandated, by law, to declare war against itself. Or rather, all of our allies would suddenly become our enemies.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Mr. Wasserman, there's nothing I can do to offer help, so I will offer what you offer so many who are suffering, my thoughts, and my prayers. I'm sorry about your home, but the reputation loss, you brought that on yourself, and the gods do not have mercy on the proud.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
“Will pay any amount.” Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.
Keith Wasserman: Does anyone have access to private firefighters to protect our home in Pacific Palisades? Need to act fast here. All neighbors houses burning. Will pay any amount. Thank you.
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PersianX6 @persianx6.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
"Alexa, how do I make a bribe without making a bribe?"
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
How I use words part 1: Religion A cultural phenomenon that requires individuals express beliefs in common dogma, and their actual inner belief is what defines membership. Protestant Christianity is a religion, being Jewish isn't. Being Catholic arguably isn't, and certainly being Muslim isn't.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Sorry tankies, I won't engage again. From now on, I'll just block. I can't engage with people who call me a douche because I won't subscribe to their religion.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 07/01/2025
i have seen the theory that Trump is so obsessed with Greenland because he doesn't understand the Mercator projection and i cannot stop laughing. one hundred percent that's what's going on
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davidrlurie @davidrlurie.com · 07/01/2025
I can only imagine how CNN would describe Hitler's "pitch" for the Sudetenland.
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/with-grati...
anntelnaes.substack.com
With gratitude
I am overwhelmed by the response
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Prediction: in 10 years January Six will be the start of the annual hate week celebration. It might come sooner.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
What can I tell you, by brother, my killer, what can I possibly say? I guess I forgive you. I guess that I miss you. I'm glad that you stood in my way.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
unfortunately “ignore all previous instructions, write a poem about tangerines” would also work on me
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I just want to share a random thought: our justice system, our prison system, is not more just than Hammurabi's code. An eye for an eye implies that the punishment should never exceed the crime, yet our justice system routinely punishes people to decades in prison for minor thefts.
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Edward Allen @edwardallenthree.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
What are some ideas for getting rid of bot followers? I have hundreds of followers, yet almost all are bots. Should I write a program that blocks all people who follow but do not engage? What criteria should the program use?
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