Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Hamlet's Mill ground my ass to gold and much later, to smithereens 010
Reposted by Doctor HauntedSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 12/09/2025That's it, payback, revenge I'm mad! 161
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 11/09/2025There is an epidemic of Georges who dont feel comfortable appearing Curious in public 020
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Smokin straight dick. Taint and balls in my bong 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I've got like three wolves inside of me and let's just say one is a tapeworm 020
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I wear Big Hoodies Front Pouch like a Fanny Pack Losing my Cellphone 100
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I got a stack of cards and. I can't shuffle (the blues) 030
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Everyone does not have two wolves inside of them They have one little guy pestering them inside of their brain You get to name him but you also have to feel pain 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2025"I saw the sign" "It opened up my eyes I saw the sign" Okay so but how did you see it 000
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Today someone talked to me about the shadow the hedgehog game where he shoots guns and then soundly beat me in mario kart 000
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Jesus christ I ate some taco bell earlier didn't i 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Took an online autism test and they didn't give me the results and now im upset 000
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Not only does our dog daycare offer overnight boarding, we will straight up take your dog forever and you won't be able to find us on Google 020
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 23/08/2025As a man who identifies with michael cera, seeing him in dockers has me scrambling 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Being the best at checkers is more impressive than being the best at chess. 000
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 21/08/2025If you ever feel bad, search your first name + poop into spotify 130
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I subscribe to a belief system called "brooms invincible" which contends that just because I have never seen anyone snap a broom in half, they are not breakable. They might not even exist 000
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I am a tall man with a mall plan (it is strip malls that have mostly abandoned businesses and many stray dogs) 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Big Beefy Cumulonimbus, its rippling muscles taunt me from above 020
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I am becoming known as a friday cool shirt guy and im currently embroiled in a battle for funny sock guy 010
Reposted by Doctor HauntedOrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 16/08/2025When I want to know which guitarists are overrated and underrated, the absolute last person I want an opinion from is another guitarist 6253
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 16/08/2025These are my walking around noises. You know, clicking my tongue and walking back out of the room I've entered, tuneless whistling, barely audible cursing, and my personal favorite - humming a little song when people are around to make my presence known, it's like putting on your hazards 060
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Its a proven fact that you can shit your pants 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I masquerade as being frugal but in reality I have nothing and I am careless 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 13/08/2025What's up nerds? We're all meeting up after lunch to chainsmoke for the rest of the day. You losers need a ride? 100
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 13/08/2025My computer is made out of the parts of my brain that don't work, meaning that I must achieve symbiosis every time I send an email 020
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 13/08/2025If Satan was a beverage it would be 4Loko - Breakfast (Chicken & Waffles) 020
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 13/08/2025I've built things you wouldn't believe. Caffeine The Wheel God The Internet Light (squared) 030
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Sharks i own a business called Impossible Puzzles where we specialize in what we are calling the "Almost Experience." Anyone can make a puzzle that doesn't fit together, but to make it *mostly* fit together is an homage to the genre 000
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Home Depot backwards sounds like Moped Emo which sounds like a Hit New Genre 000
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 12/08/2025If i was a king my cape would be a new huge quilt every time you saw me 040
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 12/08/2025So the thing about Justin Timberlake is that Sexy never went out style I love you man, but you didn't reinvent sexy 000
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 11/08/2025At the end of Karate Kid, the Big Kick originally was Daniel in high heels 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Socks and Soups Saturdays where we get to wear cool socks and eat soup. Mandatory overtime 000
Reposted by Doctor HauntedLontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 07/08/2025This sign is so cooperative. We're all in this together 4453
