Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Hamlet's Mill ground my ass to gold and much later, to smithereens 010
Reposted by Doctor HauntedSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 12/09/2025That's it, payback, revenge I'm mad! 161
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 11/09/2025There is an epidemic of Georges who dont feel comfortable appearing Curious in public 020
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Smokin straight dick. Taint and balls in my bong 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I've got like three wolves inside of me and let's just say one is a tapeworm 020
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Those who have smoked weed in a hoodie will understand 000
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I wear Big Hoodies Front Pouch like a Fanny Pack Losing my Cellphone 100
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I got a stack of cards and. I can't shuffle (the blues) 030
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2025You can still pretend he is a monkey named belvedere though 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Everyone does not have two wolves inside of them They have one little guy pestering them inside of their brain You get to name him but you also have to feel pain 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I carve my initials in the tree 10 years ago 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2025"I saw the sign" "It opened up my eyes I saw the sign" Okay so but how did you see it 000
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Today someone talked to me about the shadow the hedgehog game where he shoots guns and then soundly beat me in mario kart 000
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Jesus christ I ate some taco bell earlier didn't i 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Took an online autism test and they didn't give me the results and now im upset 000
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Not only does our dog daycare offer overnight boarding, we will straight up take your dog forever and you won't be able to find us on Google 020
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 23/08/2025As a man who identifies with michael cera, seeing him in dockers has me scrambling 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 22/08/2025And the third person is some kind of wealthy giant that can take care of most problems 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Being the best at checkers is more impressive than being the best at chess. 000
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Personal favorite open.spotify.com/track/5x0Vsc...open.spotify.comThe Nick Poop SongThe Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee · More Name Name Poop Songs · Song · 2019 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 21/08/2025works with your friends and family and enemies too! 110
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 21/08/2025If you ever feel bad, search your first name + poop into spotify 130
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I subscribe to a belief system called "brooms invincible" which contends that just because I have never seen anyone snap a broom in half, they are not breakable. They might not even exist 000
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I am a tall man with a mall plan (it is strip malls that have mostly abandoned businesses and many stray dogs) 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Can I do alittle boop badoop doop boopadoo foop woop boodoodoobadoop 010
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Big Beefy Cumulonimbus, its rippling muscles taunt me from above 020
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I am becoming known as a friday cool shirt guy and im currently embroiled in a battle for funny sock guy 010
Reposted by Doctor HauntedOrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 16/08/2025When I want to know which guitarists are overrated and underrated, the absolute last person I want an opinion from is another guitarist 6253
Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 16/08/2025These are my walking around noises. You know, clicking my tongue and walking back out of the room I've entered, tuneless whistling, barely audible cursing, and my personal favorite - humming a little song when people are around to make my presence known, it's like putting on your hazards 060
