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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Something to think about
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Aw damn it i thought you said google
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Best i could do boss. They are space jammers
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Marshall McLuhan
Marshall Mcluhan
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It will never not be funny
X files man detective draws a very rough sketch of Bigfoot with boobs
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I just wanted to know what the Q stood for and I got so much more
The first mass-produced cotton swab was developed in 1923 by Polish-American Jew Leo Gerstenzang after he watched his wife attach wads of cotton to toothpicks to clean their infant's ears.[1][2] His product was originally named "Baby Gays" in recognition of their being intended for infants before being renamed "Q-tips Baby Gays", with the "Q" standing for "quality".[3][4] The product eventually became known as "Q-tips", which went on
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This is better journalism than actual journalism 👏
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
My mind is so beautiful
The protagonist of Fight Club is suffers from insomnia and a disillusionment with the society around him.  You know who else never sleeps?  Toys.  At least in the Toy Story Multiverse.  In the same way that the Unnamed Narrator in Fight Club must put on a mask
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Caught myself thinking "I just want to be taken seriously as an improvising musician" and I looked at my feet and remembered I wear these goofy goblins
I'm basically wearing Muppets for shoes call me a blue hobbit. Also bass
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
It's time to Feel Stupid On Purpose
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Veiny mf hands
Veiny hands from upright bass
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Hang tight I'm gonna rustle up some grub
Duke Wen of Jin of China, in exile between 656 BCE and 636 BCE, ran out of food. His servant Jie Zhitui cut a piece of meat from his own buttocks and served it to Duke Wen. They survived the difficult time. Years later, Duke Wen did not treat Jie Zhitui well and he left in anger.
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Looking at birds at the bird feeder yk yk open.spotify.com/track/3swc6W...
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
my guiding words 🤗
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Guybs
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Is it a stained glass windows or maybe a old map? Nope it's puzzles
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I am writing a script
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I don't think this helped
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Guys I found better ones sorry ok bye
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
He has 2 bad heads because it's confusing and I like that
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I made this
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Oh btw a heron landed super close to me on the beach and it got scary for a second
Heron on the beach
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
What the fuck what the fuck
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Angry Patrick starfish in my floor like if you see it
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
AHHHHAHAHAHAHA
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Which one?
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The worms are his crown the worms help him fight
Drawing of like a hedgehog Pokémon with battle scars, ready to fight.  His hair is worms
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Sock worm
Drawing of a sock puppet on a hand but maybe it's just a worm
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Why would they do this to kermy
Kermit vomiting explosively in a cube
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Some of yall
A miniature of Rhode Island politician John Brown I
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
In America, your all male, all you can meat, all you can eat, all you can drink style banquet can be resurrected by Eric from Tim & Eric
Beefsteak (banquet)
Type of banquet in which sliced beef tenderloin is served to diners as all-you-can-eat finger food

For other uses, see Beefsteak (disambiguation).
A beefsteak is a type of banquet in which sliced beef tenderloin is served to diners as all-you-can-eat finger food. The dining style originated in 19th-century New York City as a type of working-class celebration but went into a decline in the mid-20th century. Early beefsteaks were held in a relaxed, men-only atmosphere, with diners sitting on crates and eating with their fingers off of rough, improvised tables in saloons, rental halls, or residential basements. Food and drink were the focus of the evening, and entertainment often consisted simply of those present telling stories and singing amongst themselves. Brass bands were sometimes hired.Dining style
Both schools of thought in New York agreed that eating with one's fingers and not being afraid to get messy were integral to the culture of the beefsteak. No matter which type of beefsteak a diner attended, the main course was beef loin dipped in butter-based sauce and served thinly sliced on rounds of bread (day-old bread, at East Side beefsteaks; fresh toast, at West Side). Napkins were considered unnecessary; diners generally wore aprons with which they could wipe the grease off their hands. Food was dispatched from the kitchen laid out on trays and waiters continued bringing out trays until diners could literally eat no more (In his New Yorker article, Joseph Mitchell quotes one man as saying, "I'm so full I'm about to pop. Push those kidneys a little nearer, if you don't mind."). Beer flowed freely during banquets in pre-prohibition years.Since 2011, Chef Neal Fraser, Cort Cass, Matt Selman and Eric Wareheim have hosted a beefsteak in Los Angeles to raise money for the LA Food Bank.
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
What the fuck did we do
Bad quality picture of the evolution of horses and the foot bones look like they become a big boner
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This game is so hard
It's a blood pressure monitor
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
@halfway-zen.bsky.social this is probably bad right
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Knowing you have to drive to work in conditions reporters are calling "impossible" and "dangerous"
Sad cat thumbs up
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Shot, chaser
A device where water fills a bamboo rod which, when full, falls down and empties itself. This make a knocking noise which scares animals away from cropsA device where water fills a bamboo rod which, when full, falls down and empties itself. This make a knocking noise which scares animals away from cropsGoogle translate of shishi-odoshi to English and it claims "sissy blackmail"
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
This is what we refer to as a. Instant retweet
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
What now motherfucker? Huh? Huh??
Clickbait that just says Penny in Your Car Door Handle and a picture of that
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Fish pattern baldness with the glasses
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It's complete bullshit violinists have the exact same instrument, but in a more convenient and with an ease of mobility
Backside of an upright bass on a stand designed to hold it
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Alert ⚠️ 📢 🚨 swirlpool
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
By my endpin
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Back in the 40's people could just come up with this shit. Going to sleep on trains and such
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
As if you dont know it
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Oh my god Bumbo what have you done
Drawing of a Shrek like frog man holding a huge sun eye, he is surprised that his gravitational pull is slamming him into an even bigger eye, plunging the planet into darkness. It really doesn't make sense or look very good
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This movie is so astounding bad it's camp and we're here for it
Movie poster for the movie Hot Frosty
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I been in the lab with a pen and a pad
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Hear no evil Hear no evil Hear no evil
3 penguin ornaments one with a yellow hat, then green, then red. They all have their flappy hands to their ears
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