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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 1h

If I was dead rich I'd buy all the tickets for an Anti Nowhere League gig and fill it up with people who, when the band started playing, were all instructed to look horrified and shout "Streets Of London" relentlessly.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Well, that's a fine morning of reposting stuff about how much energy data centers use. Now for breakfast. *spends 4 days and the power needs of Belgium toasting a slice of sourdough* I love being a part of the solution.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Shane Gillis says 'fuck' on SNL and nowt happens but The Replacements do it and they're banned FOREVER! They should have said women were whores for wearing clothes. They'd have been fine.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Well, my bit about broadcasting executions seems to have come true. I'm just off to write a bit about loads of fit birds with wazzo jugs doing all saucy dancing at me.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They really did run out of diseases on House, didn't they?

A screenshot of an episode of House MD where House is subtitles as saying " Being bummed doesn't explain their lack of friends."

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jeffrey Archer is claiming to be dead.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I went to see Duck Soup at a cinema screening in Wetherby and it was only on the big screen that I noticed that Zeppo really reminds me of Eric Melvin. Perhaps I've gone mad.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Love a podcast being interrupted so Katherine Ryan can do an advert for Gemini AI. Gen AI is bullshit for uncreative cunts. Shame on her.

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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Love a podcast being interrupted so Katherine Ryan can do an advert for Gemini AI. Gen AI is bullshit for uncreative cunts. Shame on her.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I went to see Duck Soup at a cinema screening in Wetherby and it was only on the big screen that I noticed that Zeppo really reminds me of Eric Melvin. Perhaps I've gone mad.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jeffrey Archer is claiming to be dead.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They really did run out of diseases on House, didn't they?

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

136 years ago Groucho was born. 68 years ago The Twilight Zone first aired. The 2nd of October is a magical day for me.

Groucho Marx. With his hands behind his head and a cigar in his mouth.

A promo pic of The Twilight Zone with Rod Serling in front of a door, vortex and several artists mannequins.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Unearthed footage of Christopher Lee telling more, very real stories. #ChristopherLee #interview #comedy

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I bet those shitty, little arseholes from Cornell were all in the debate society... as well as the rape society.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

White woman overheard in cafe. Yesterday.

A phone repair shop sign that reads "iRepair Guys"

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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dads: We should get there now to be on the safe side.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Unearthed footage of Christopher Lee telling more, very real stories. #ChristopherLee #interview #comedy

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Oi! Netflix! I've just written a show with 2 too many episodes where it ends with one man holding his forehead against another man's forehead while he hoarsely sobs a long overdue apology for a bad. D'you just wanna send me millions of quid now?

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Jeffry Epstein wrote in an email that he thought Joe Rogan was "really funny". Which must be code for something TRULY disgusting... because otherwise it means Epsiten was way worse than we previously thought.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

He seems thrilled.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Fair play to him. Charlie Kirk has been vegan for a whole year. Grudging respect for that, I suppose.

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Est aliquis ad ianuam! Est aliquis ad ianuam!

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Fair play to him. Charlie Kirk has been vegan for a whole year. Grudging respect for that, I suppose.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

*credits of Avengers Doomsday fade to black* *Doom looks at charts covered in numbers, letters, runes and sigils* Doctor Doom: The meaning alludes me? A Voice From The Shadows: You've not taken the psionic echos of the Infinity Stones into account. *camera pans to Young Sheldon. Blackout.*

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

And she's an eagle when she flies.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"It wasn't about race it was about rigorous, academic standards." Your uncle who thinks reading is gay.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

About A Boy (Who Will Always Be A Boy, Thank You).

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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Dammit, I warned everyone about this! You leave the sun on maximum for weeks on end, it's going to burn out. Do you know how much it'll cost to get a solar plumber out at this hour?!?

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Just seen your mum running up and down the estate, bottle of apple sourz in one hand, knickers in the other, pointing at her bush shouting "you won't go blind looking at this, you studly twats". Come and get her, will you?

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Just seen a video that allows me to add Bernie Sanders to the list of people who pronounce "robot" as "robut". The list is now, Isaac Asimov, Bernie Sanders, Zoidberg, Everyone in that episode of The Twilight Zone with Princess Mombi in it.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

A load of Hufflewanks are trying to stop the export of solar and wind power from the UK, to Ireland because they want to put a sock on a beach. Fucking pissbabies.

metro.co.uk

Outraged Harry Potter fans force diversion of £430,000,000 energy project

The project director received 'hundreds' of phone calls.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

After releasing some 170 podcast episodes about #NOFX and the punk rock scenes they came from and started @redredmond.bsky.social and I will be hosting a Q&A with Fat Mike himself at the UK Premiere of 40 Years Of Fuckin' Up. Insane!

scenefestival.com

NOFX: 40 Years of Fuckin' Up — SCENE Manchester LGBTQ+ Film and TV Festival

Documentary + Panel New Century Hall £25

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The internet very much wants me to watch the new series of Ted Lasso. However I understand it's about football and kindness so I'm not interested.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Disgusting posts about Rod Liddle going around. He was literally, just, asking questions. The one he kept coming back to was "why can't I, Rod Liddle, be a nonce, thank you?". So keep the disgusting posts coming. He was piss.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The internet very much wants me to watch the new series of Ted Lasso. However I understand it's about football and kindness so I'm not interested.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Sad day. Lost a real one. Some how "and there's more" isn't the comfort it used to be, today. RIP Jimmy Cricket.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"I left out last night's paella and now there's Moroccans all over it. It's got stupid now. Nigel should do something to stop this." Your wine-o'clock, Mumsnet-terf, aunt. This morning.

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Eddie French @eddiethefrench.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Why did the pirate find it difficult to buy a well fitting bra? Because of the 7 Cs. Spoken rather than written obviously. Probably put an accent on the punchline and maybe do the 'lovely big jugs' hand gestures n'all. Yeah, that's alright, innit.

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