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Eddie Purple

@eddiepurple.bsky.social
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Streamer, editor, animation, idiot. twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21h
DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOUR IN DA PHYSICS Z0NE!!!! DA TEXT SAY'S "DOUBLE SHIT EXPERIMENT, WHICH ONE DID IT GO IN, ITS JUST A TOASTER, FUCK U, BULL SHIT EXPERIMENT , FUCK OF!!! FUCK ALL PHOTON'S - FUCK ALL PARTICLE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA DONT BELEIVE ME THAT PARTICLES AINT REAL JUST TRY TO SCOOCH A COUPLE OF THEM TOGETHER CLOSER THAN A PLANCK LENGTH AND TELL ME IM WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's Friday, and we're onto day three of our new CK3 DLC playthrough... and at around 1PM, we'll head back to 1985 for more Peter Purves, what more could you want from a Fri-YAY afternoon? Join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade ! #ck3
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I miss muddy Charlotte.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We're back!!! The new #ck3 DLC has arrived, and we're starting SERIES 6 of CK3 playthroughs at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade . Join us as we start a new dynasty, and stab and bang our way into the conclave, every weekday from 10-2PM. It's fun!!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's Monday! Again!! And while we kick our heels waiting for the CK3 DLC to appear (chinny reckon), we've still got a LOT of cleaning to do. Join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade every weekday at 10AM UK, and just sort of leave me on in the background, burbling away. It's company for you!!
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After a morning's hard work cleaning at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , I'm wheeling the big telly trolley into the classroom so we can watch some Kickstart and DOND, all sat cross-legged on the floor. Join us from 10AM every weekday!
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A slightly late start today as we finish off mopping up the blood, get assessed, and then move onto making more #TheMovies about jism. Witness the continuing decline every weekday 10 - 2 UK at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Things got a bit silly at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade and, frankly, a bit jizzy, so we're back to cleaning the less sexy bodily fluids off the floor. Join us from 10AM to 2PM every weekday for a good hard scrub! #viscera
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we continue our playthrough of forgotten Molyneux banger The Movies -now IN COLOR! Join us as we set the silver screen alight with harrow domestic violence and over-used sets. Every weekday from 10AM!!
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Doctor Who - Ghetto Blasters: The Early Years presented by Sylvester McCoy
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To kick off the week at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we're playing long-forgotten mid-noughties Peter Molyneux flop "The Movies". It could & should have been game-changing, but nobody bought it. Let's LIGHT(s) up this Monday as I activate my CAMERA for some fun Twitch ACTION, join us every weekday!
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A short stream today as we're only going to 12, so only 2 HOURS to watch Viscera Cleanup Detail, finishing a half-finished job and yeeting loads of corpses down the stairs. Avoiding cleaning up your own viscera? Join us for vicarious satisfaction at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade every weekday!
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Sally Beaumont | BAFTA Breakthrough | Voice Actor & Writer @sallybeaumont.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve had a conversation like this at every networking event I’ve been to in the last year:
The umbrella academy driving meme. Chekhov is driving from right to left and making eye contact with Five as he drives left to right.
The captions read:
Top: diversifying into animation because the games industry is a binfire
Bottom: diversifying into games because the animation industry is a binfire.
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade I surrender to depressing inevitability and declare FREE SWIM. Join us at 10AM for recrimination-free fun and jolly self-reflection as we move away from beautiful, intricate JRPGS & revert to our previous unpleasant behaviour. Every weekday from 10AM to 2PM!
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we continue with DAY TWO of 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim, untangling the mystery of the forgetful children, and investigating Miss Moriumura's multi-frame turn-cycle. Join us from 10AM to 2PM every weekday, it's fun!! #jrpg #aegisrim
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Something a bit different at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade today, as we play obscure, operatic JRPG Thirteen Sentinels: Aegis Rim by #atlus . I've played it once before and thought it was magic, so let's play it TOGETHER. Every weekday from 10AM to 2PM! Join us, it's fun! #jrpg #13sentinals
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
Do it
George W Bush on Instagram
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After MISSION FAILED yesterday, we're marooned at the end of the week with no game to play until next week. So let's drive across America with a big truck to round off the week! Also some grotty old telly. Join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade every weekday from 10! #americantrucksim
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eddiepurple_arcade - Live on Twitch
American Things | Streaming american truck simulator.
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we are playing #xcom2 , and we also have some new visual emotes! I hope they make you very happy. Join us at 10AM to experience the fun!! If not, then .. You've ruined my stream. Completely. You have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.
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Gul Dukat @realguldukat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Failing Jake Sisko wrote a story that I wasn’t at the Tragedy of Wolf 359, because nobody saw me there. Well, I was there, obviously not on the same day as the battle, but shortly thereafter, Thank you for your attention to this matter. President GUL DUKAT #StarTrek #Sisko197
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Having some strange technical problems today, I'll be online with at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade when they're sorted.
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eddiepurple_arcade - Twitch
Hello! I'm Eddie, a CK3 / Retro / Variety streamer who's been playing video game for longer than most of you have been alive. I stream every weekday, 10 until 2PM UK time, usually on my long running C...
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"You won, Eddie. Take your magnetic weapons, I hope they make you very happy." They have! Join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade every weekday from 10AM to see how! What a sad little life. #xcom #xcom2
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Now I have magnetic weapons. Ho ho ho. Join us from 10AM every weekday for white-hot banter, and continuing my attempt at liberating earth from advent. JOIN US!! twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade #xcom2
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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As they've extended the video length, I can finally post this
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today I start my 8th attempt at Ironman>Commander difficulty on #XCOM2. I have failed to progress the previous 7 times, but pretty confident that this time is THE ONE. Join us from 10AM - 2PM UK to find out if I've got what it takes! Also we'll watch some Junior Kickstart to round off the week.
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 04/09/2026
omg he actually did it
A screenshot from twitter. User @MrBeast writes : "Growing up I thought books were boring, in reality I just didn't read anything that actually interested me. Which is why I teamed up with James Patterson to write The Most Dangerous Games! For many people this might be the first book they actually read (and hopefully enjoy haha) give it a read and tell me what you think :D"

There is a photo of a book cover which reads "MRBEAST THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES. JAMES PATTERSON"A screenshot from Garth Marenghi's Dark Place. The caption reads "I'm one of the few people who've written more books than they've read."
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We're onto #Xcom2 #WaroftheChosen this week, playing with our dollies. Theresa May has been promoted to Sgt, but John Virgo has been blown up by a loose grenade. It's all happening at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , join us every weekday 10-2PM UK!!
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lake Ontario as seen on Google Maps in Europe, vs via a USA VPN. How embarrassing for everyone involved.
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sorry, no stream today! My stomach requires special attention and won't suffer 4 hours of pure banter. See you all on Monday!!
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Day Two of our Day Of The Tentacle playthrough, kicking off at 10AM. It's a nice, fun time, tuning into twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade every weekday, do join us!
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today we play through one of my all-time favourite games, Day Of The Tentacle. Join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade for some good wholesome point-and-click fun! #lucasarts
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's a new week at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , and our time with #kerbalspaceprogram is nearly over, as we welcome all our Kerbalnauts home for a well-deserved rest. Join us for solemn celebrations and BANTER every weekday from 10am to 2PM UK!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@steinkobbe

There were some incredible posts at the height of the NFT bubble

@TaschaLabs

If you make a NFT of a real diamond, and the diamond itself gets destroyed in a fire tomorrow, you still have the same asset.

Because the token still exists and is in limited supply just as before. Nothing has changed.

What NFT is doing to the concept of asset, few understand.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
RESPECT ONLY 1 KILOGRAM - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN BRAVING DA WIND'S OF CONVENTION TO PROCLAIM "THE ONLY KILOGRAM I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IS THE 1889 INTERNATIONAL PROTOTYPE OF THE KILOGRAM STORED AT THE INTERNATIONAL BUEAU OF WEIGHTS AND MEASURES, THE 2019 REDEFINITION OF "SI BASE UNIT'S CAN KISS MY ASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The cat just came in with feathers all round its mouth like Looney Tunes.
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We're BACK!! After a week away, staring at the sun, it's a whole new start for twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade . 10-2PM every weekday, we'll be easing back into the brave new world of streaming with some chat, some Kerbal, and definitely a grotty 1980s episode of Junior Kick Start. Join us!!!
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eddiepurple_arcade - Twitch
Hello! I'm Eddie, a CK3 / Retro / Variety streamer who's been playing video game for longer than most of you have been alive. I stream every weekday, 10 until 2PM UK time, usually on my long running C...
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
These Harry Potter actors talk like they've been drafted for national service.
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The tabloids seem to have lost interest in Arday this morning, a consciously varied selection of front page headlines about Other Things. These cunts aren't journalists.
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A bit of light relief
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Everyone's phone on this plane is belatedly going off simultaneously, I feel like the Langoliers.
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well I'm sorry I missed that slice of terror.
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Eddie Purple @eddiepurple.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The cheek of this cunt, we didn't GET the h-bomb, we developed and built it by ourselves, not given it like SOME countries, no I'm not missing the point.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dr Naomi Wolf @naomirwolf
No! No!!

Stanley Bear @stanleygiffiths
Today I helped out at Leamington Spa #vaccination centre as a NHS volunteer steward

(photo of a teddy bear wearing a mask)
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A Nightmare on Nat Street 🇵🇷🏳‍⚧ @peanutbutterwhisky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ally Pankiw (I Used to Be Funny) revealed in an Instagram post that she passed on directing the HBO Harry Potter series. Kate Herron (Loki) revealed in the comments that she passed on directing episodes TWICE. It really is that fucking easy. It's really just that easy.
Text messages:

"I have an instinct on the answer but I feel compelled to ask."

"Harry Potter? Hard no?"

"Absolutely fucking not!" Lol"

"But thank you got asking."

"Of course :)"

"I assumed as much"

"And agree)
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