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Eddie

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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Spot me
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Because the owner is an EVP with the Dodgers!
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
“We tried to instruct the AI agent to speak with a heavy Southside Chicago accent, but it deleted itself.”
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
"Rubber plants are quick growers" *stares at rubber plant that hasn't materially changed in size in a year*
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
New Miley Cyrus is good
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Not defeating the massive drug use allegations
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Yeah where’s the policy proposal to fix my problem!!
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SFSN @monteurhulot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
happy birthday to Deirdre Skye, leader of Gaia's Stepdaughters, canonically born today, May 28, 2025.
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This bot sounds like the basestar hybrid
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
God help me now my brain wants to write “Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
1. No I don’t care about accuracy 2. I am devastated, I came to really love this show!
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Trump take Dragon Reborn
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The problem is that the image of Trump as Benevolent Gold Money Man Who Makes Bad People Disappear is lodged in far too many people’s brains and no contact with reality will dispel this image
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Dani Rodrik @drodrik.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Three things made the US a rich and powerful nation: the rule of law, its science & innovation system, and openness to foreign talent. Remarkable how Trump has taken a sledgehammer to all three. No enemy of this country could do more.
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
HOW is there a Minions x Swarovski collaboration and WHY am I being served ads for it
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Children of Time: The Video Game
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I didn’t die so we’re calling it a win!
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Headphones dead once again, looks like I’m rawdogging another half marathon
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Fancy carpentry project posts with threatening auras
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
We’re gonna run, watch this space
I’m standing in front of a yellow wall that’s got thousands of names printed on it. I’m flashing a peace sign (why I don’t know) and I’m holding up my race bib for the Brooklyn Half Marathon
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Hey Edward don’t lock eyes with the hot uber driver, you’re gonna cause an accident on the FDR
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Finally a glimmer of hope
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“The White Sox are somehow 0-163 having agreed to play Lane Tech and still lost” “HABEMUS PAPAM”
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Every bum sports stat about Chicago will now forever be beaten with “but we have THE POPE”
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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 09/05/2025
Amazing. Pope Leo (top left corner) at a 2005 White Sox World Series game at U.S. Cellular Field. chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202...
The Rev. Robert Prevost (from left corner) with Ed Schmit and Schmit’s grandson at a 2005 White Sox World Series game at U.S. Cellular Field, now Rate Field.
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
WOKE POPE COPE
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
oh weird where is that
Screenshot from Vatican News website: 

Leo XIV - Second Pope from the Americas
The first Augustinian Pope, Robert Prevost - now Leo XIV - is the second Roman Pontiff from the Americas after Pope Francis. However, unlike Jorge Mario Bergoglio, the 69-year-old Robert Francis Prevost is from the northern part of the American continent, though he spent many years as a missionary in Peru before being elected head of the Augustinians for two consecutive terms.
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It’s that glorious time of day when the sun blares in and I can see every mote of dust in my apartment
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Dad joke dog meme: a goofily smiling husky
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Bird flu away
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
What a beautiful morning to be on a train
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
NYC babeeee 🗽🌇🐀🗑️
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Cheers with a Pimm’s Cup on a beautiful spring day
I’m holding up a drink, a Pimm’s Cup, a wonderful warm-weather drink. I’m smiling, and I’m shirtless for some reason?
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I’m trending toward the woman giving the rude gesture just prior
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Tripped over a metal spoon on the sidewalk
30 Rock: fancy woman walking, captioned “Oh, there is nothing like New York in the spring!”
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
You might have six pack abs, but I have a guy who recognizes me as “chicken biryani” in the wee hours of the morning
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
For me it’s gotta be this one, painfully difficult/unavailable to find in its original:
@theraseth.bsky.social
every Pacific naval encounter from late 1943 onward is like the
IN Golden Kirin, Glorious Harbinger of Eternal Imperial Dawn versus six identical copies of the USS We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Not a work virtual happy hour in the year of our Lord 2025
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It is only with the juxtaposition of these two clips have I fully realized Kevin Hassett is a different person from Scott Bessent
Bluesky screenshot of two Aaron Rupar posts, first showing Hassett on CNN, second showing Bessent on Fox Business. Christ, I’m still not sure these are two separate humans instead of two material outgrowths of the same malignant capitalist evil spirit
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/04/2025
everything bad about the internet, tv, and every single generation is all on extremely stark display right now. only a race of angelic elder millennials who don't watch videos can get us back on track
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Congrats!!
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Nick Peterson @thetecheng.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I am Twice-Annointed Great Khan of Springfield, most Fearsome law-giver, son of heaven and favored of the sky Wearer of the Crowns of Springfield and of ChicagoThe wind has brought me the cries of a forlorn people. They cry out for liberation by the blade and arrow of IllinoisAnd i will answer the wind, and bring that liberation, and inflict upon mu enemies a most terrible vengeance, for until they feae Pritzker, they have not known fear
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
[in the Fendi store] hiii do you have any discounts for cutie pies? 🥹
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
sup
Me and my friend Erik, both shirtless and wearing sunglasses. Erik’s got a thumbs up, I’ve got a smirk. Day: sunny. Background: floral
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
[deplaning on Vegas] ew slot machines tacky [sees Quiznos] bah gawd she’s glorious
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Very excited for this year's RiotFest aka Geriatric Millennial Live Aid.
RiotFest 2025 lineup including Blink 182, Weezer, Green Day, Jack White and Weird Al Yankovic.
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
And The Expanse!! Cannot forget Chrisjen!!
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Edward, do not buy for yourself the shoes your niece requested for her birthday
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Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Ah but was fun while it lasted
Florence Pugh with an aperol spritz, a stunning purple outfit, and a devil-may-care smile
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