Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 31/05/2025“We tried to instruct the AI agent to speak with a heavy Southside Chicago accent, but it deleted itself.” 060
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 31/05/2025"Rubber plants are quick growers" *stares at rubber plant that hasn't materially changed in size in a year* 060
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Yeah where’s the policy proposal to fix my problem!! 040
Reposted by EddieSFSN @monteurhulot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025happy birthday to Deirdre Skye, leader of Gaia's Stepdaughters, canonically born today, May 28, 2025. 24730305
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 25/05/2025God help me now my brain wants to write “Thank you for your attention to this matter!” 080
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 23/05/2025The problem is that the image of Trump as Benevolent Gold Money Man Who Makes Bad People Disappear is lodged in far too many people’s brains and no contact with reality will dispel this image 020
Reposted by EddieDani Rodrik @drodrik.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Three things made the US a rich and powerful nation: the rule of law, its science & innovation system, and openness to foreign talent. Remarkable how Trump has taken a sledgehammer to all three. No enemy of this country could do more. 296113453719
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 21/05/2025HOW is there a Minions x Swarovski collaboration and WHY am I being served ads for it 050
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Headphones dead once again, looks like I’m rawdogging another half marathon 230
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Hey Edward don’t lock eyes with the hot uber driver, you’re gonna cause an accident on the FDR 180
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 10/05/2025“The White Sox are somehow 0-163 having agreed to play Lane Tech and still lost” “HABEMUS PAPAM” 1352
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Every bum sports stat about Chicago will now forever be beaten with “but we have THE POPE” 171
Reposted by EddieJonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 09/05/2025Amazing. Pope Leo (top left corner) at a 2005 White Sox World Series game at U.S. Cellular Field. chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202... 1435064454
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 08/05/2025It’s that glorious time of day when the sun blares in and I can see every mote of dust in my apartment 050
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 02/05/2025You might have six pack abs, but I have a guy who recognizes me as “chicken biryani” in the wee hours of the morning 080
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Not a work virtual happy hour in the year of our Lord 2025 260
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 29/04/2025It is only with the juxtaposition of these two clips have I fully realized Kevin Hassett is a different person from Scott Bessent 040
Reposted by EddiePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/04/2025everything bad about the internet, tv, and every single generation is all on extremely stark display right now. only a race of angelic elder millennials who don't watch videos can get us back on track 892148249
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 27/04/2025[in the Fendi store] hiii do you have any discounts for cutie pies? 🥹 080
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 25/04/2025[deplaning on Vegas] ew slot machines tacky [sees Quiznos] bah gawd she’s glorious 0240
Reposted by EddieBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Very excited for this year's RiotFest aka Geriatric Millennial Live Aid. 4805116381
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Edward, do not buy for yourself the shoes your niece requested for her birthday 0120
Reposted by EddieEddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 30/01/2025And on top of everything, my tummy hurts 1152
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 21/04/2025The call from the Khan comes in to the Atomic Illini: Operation Altgeld is a go. Two keys turn simultaneously beneath the Morrow Plots. A moment later, a Minuteman emblazoned with “OSKEE WOW-WOW” rises from among the cornstalks on the ultimate mission to protect liberty. 3416
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 20/04/2025“Hair of the dog that bit you” except I was mauled by a bear last night 140
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Gonna learn ASL to communicate with people at the gym 020
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Feel like I just got my most chaotic Amazon box: laptop sleeve, nail clippers, 12 picture frames, and 5lbs of whey protein 0100
Reposted by EddieBrandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025always a good time to give a bookish kid who thinks magic is cool the Earthsea books 1815099477
Reposted by EddieKnow Your Meme @knowyourmeme.com · 14/04/2025On this day 29 years ago, the Steamed Hams skit aired on The Simpsons. 10996337
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Being cyberbullied within an inch of my life by Apple Photo Memories 090
Eddie @eddiepdoherty.bsky.social · 11/04/2025No no, this weather is great, I want to be depressed 0413
