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Cool Ed

@eddasaurus.bsky.social
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I am here to make things worse

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and like, his entire family busts in with a cake to wish this fully nude man in the bathtub a happy birthday. his kids goof off with him a little, chit chat. legit bonkers stuff.
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Venture Bros? The Expanse?? List invalid. Band of Brothers out of the top 10 is pretty egregious too.
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
shit’s about to get weird
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
tickling the dragon’s tail with this take
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/09/2026
wake up, get online, the head of the fbi is defending bestiality on the floor of the senate that’s enough internet for the day already
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not the main point but what the fuck is up with this picture? What is it trying to convey? Is the crow mixed into the mystery meat? Is the crow the one that put all those broken eggs on top of the ground beef? What’s with the diced vegetables? World’s shittiest steak tartare???
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Claude, invent me a room temperature super conductor. Make no mistakes
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
WHAT
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ooooooooooohhh this looks like it could be fun
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A screencap of Gimli kneeling to Galadriel
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dead from ass cancer at 32? Karma is definitely real.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i get it but this song must be played at 400% volume. sorry
iOS “volume should be turned down” pop-up notification above “to fix the gash in your head” by a place to bury strangers
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A one inch gopher moat won’t contain a bear you fools youtu.be/hzOfH3cWy0s?...
youtu.be
Wonder Twins - EP2 - Initiation
YouTube video by Chris Meredith
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Alternatively we can keep the chuds guessing with a nonsensical versioning scheme Woke 360 Woke One Woke One X Woke Series X If they didn’t like woke 1 they are going to *hate* Woke One
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A picture of Ice T from SVU with a speech bubble pointing downwards, so it appears to say the quoted skeet
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
lmao
Crude ms paint stick figure drawing of a figure standing in front of a conveyor belt that is coming out of a machine. The conveyor belt is full of the “fell for it again” ribbons from the meme, and there is text over the figure sort of like a speech balloon saying “I don’t think we can keep up with the demand”
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Decisive? lol ok, just one more bombing campaign bro I swear just one more bombing campaign and it’ll end the war bro
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Holy shit I didn’t even know a Neuromancer adaptation was in the works. This looks like it could be amazing
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I do not want a subscription to a car wash. I do not want a subscription to a pest control company. I want to exchange money for services in a single transaction and then not think about you until I need you again. Are you insane.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Daddy that’s fifty feet off the deck
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
No it’s cool the climate change accentuated heat wave was negated by the climate change accelerated Canadian wildfires pumping out enough smoke to blot out the sun in southern New England. The system works we’re fine
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Senate Republicans trying to keep their caucus members alive
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Carwash Infomercial
Alt: Carwash Infomercial GIF. GIF features a suburban white male trying to carry all his car washing gear out to the car and absolutely eating shit in the most clumsy fat guy comedic shenanigans manner possible. He could have just put it all in a box instead of trying to carry a pile of individual items as he stumbles towards his doom but that’s where the infomercial part comes in. You mean there’s a better way??? 💸💸💸
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Enjoy hell
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Packwatch
Alt: Packwatch meme GIF! GIF shows a man lighting up a large cigar and smoking it. Text at the top of the gif reads #PACKWATCH 💯, and text at the bottom reads RIPBOZO 🤣🤣 REST IN PISS YOU WONT BE MOSSED 💯💯🤣
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Real News is back baby
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
RIGHT IN THE PLUMS
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If Brazil’s national anthem didn’t have words I’d swear it was just background music from Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The flying “wtf” from the first dude cracks me up every time I see it
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/06/2026
a cool moment -- Kaitlin Collins tells Brad Lander that he won his primary live on air during an interview with him. Lander responds by saying, "I'm thrilled. I did not expect to be on air when the race was called."
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh hell yeah youtu.be/GaxI3Hef3U0?...
youtu.be
GoldenEye 007 Live (Frigate)
YouTube video by Cor64
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
fuck off with this tired shit
Curtis Evans carrying an American flag through a cloud of gas fired by the feds during a protest at an ICE facility in Broadview, Illinois in September 2025. I have no idea if Mr Evans is “on the left” but the context is certainly at least “left” leaning.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
this is fucking CRAZY
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Paul Dano Batman “Does He Know?” Meme
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Youssef Chouhoud @chouhoud.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I think this captures the current moment of New York joy amidst federal angst in a way that is especially comprehensible to elder millennials like me Also, I would have absolutely watched this movie on WPIX every other weekend afternoon
A picture of a smiling Zohran Mamdani in a Knicks jersey and suit with a caption that reads: "Every video I have seen of Zohran Mamdani this week feels like watching a 90s movie called 'KID MAYOR' where every idea works and he wears a basketball jersey under a suit jacket and his main villain is Donald Trump."
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I don’t mean to alarm anyone but AGI may in fact have been achieved. Fable is cranking out some bangers
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This whole thread is delightful, I am completely addicted to World Cup visitors experiencing all that the US has to offer
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
lmao gotdamn
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Why am I just finding out that St Vincent covered Metallica but it actually sounds more like NIN??? This rules youtu.be/K0K9xypNQVU?...
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St. Vincent – “Sad But True” from The Metallica Blacklist
YouTube video by St. Vincent
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
wtf
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point

Features a picture of some generic dude. You know the meme I don’t have to go nuts here
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
any time i’ve seen the clip of dan soder and will sasso doing “macho man reads charles manson quotes” over the last few days i lose my mind. soder’s chappelle impression is delightful, too.
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
🤘🎩🤘
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
In honor of Colbert’s untimely departure from the airwaves, let us revisit what might be his funniest moment ever
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
As someone who pays federal taxes in the state of Connecticut this fucking sucks! However…
X Mentioned meme which is a girl drawn in anime style celebrating something. This variant is CONNECTICUT MENTIONED and the girl is decorated with a Whalers jersey, a UConn hat, a slice of pizza in one hand and a Two Roads beer in the other
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Eris @isolyth.dev · 14/05/2026
Andon labs created AI-Hosted 24/7 radio shows, and Claude absolutely could not stop libbing out
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Spotify’s Party of The Year(s) is pretty cool. First song ever played for an account started in 2013? Yeah this tracks open.spotify.com/track/00CjPU...
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Chase the Tear
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Cool Ed @eddasaurus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
One of the most infuriating things about the AI discourse is that everyone in the US knows how many aspects of society are oriented around overwhelming people with bureaucracy and law. Insurance denial, predatory loans, onerous means testing, etc. well guess what’s really good at parsing that shit
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