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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 2h
i cancelled Duolingo and gifted a guardian Finch subscription in its place, feels nice
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 5h
tim's little eye roll is killing me lol
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 8h
heating on tonight for the first time in The House! only really to test it and hooray, it seems to just work!
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 14h
I got this dress on Vinted and I can’t work out whether it’s giving “nightwear” or not. It’s very silky. Like a robe. Idk
Apples wearing a silky blue and gold floral patterned wrap dress. Her face is covered with an emoji with glasses.
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 10h
forgot to get a picture but i made pad kra pao for dinner and it was really delicious
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 14h
I got this dress on Vinted and I can’t work out whether it’s giving “nightwear” or not. It’s very silky. Like a robe. Idk
Apples wearing a silky blue and gold floral patterned wrap dress. Her face is covered with an emoji with glasses.
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 15h
flu jab day!
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some lovely colour in my garden
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
haha my little brother (34) just learned that the Groke is female. did that change his horror? i don't think it did. it was the Suitcase that terrified him, and i've just shown him the heart-shaped shell resolution. is he over his fear? no.
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i was about to watch the horrible new Silent Hill movie, but instead watched the episode of the Moomins that sent my little brother, terrified, running into another room. I love the Groke
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kill ghost @willjobst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
truly tickled by this recommendation for “things that feel like elden ring”
Looking for books, worlds with expansive lore, dark but also immensely beautiful gothic vibes. Deeply sad/ melancholic undertones and wildly bizarre and exciting creatures and aesthetics
There's something incredibly beautiful and romantic, but deeply unsettling about the entirety of the Elden Ring universe and I would love to read something like that
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Ima be 100 percent Honest. The Old Testament bro
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Made broccoli cheddar soup. Yumy
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
POIROT: Peruse if you will the Lady Sinema's record of voting. Poirot he notices the mademoiselle, she is not exactly the art lover 𝘱𝘢𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘯? CHIEF INSPECTOR JAPP: [speaking entirely through his nose] Now look 'ere Pwaahroh,
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my dishwasher starts this song every time. it's weird youtu.be/NBEuQ5QQ4h0
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​aespa - Armageddon (Line Distribution + Lyrics Karaoke) PATREON REQUESTED
YouTube video by random_k
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have never gotten this. Tall white guys do nothing for me. I fast forwarded through every Cousin Greg scene. Buuuuut I am also very short and not heterosexual
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my favourite university challenge game is to guess the competitors' first name before they introduce themself - i finally won with southampton bc i figured about 3 of them were called James and one actually was!
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I deliberately made a noise to wake him up after taking this photo, but he was snoring away. Look after your throat, Ferdinand
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Show: The Simpsons Language: Japanese
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Boss, sheep that are native to that region are known to go "baa"."
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i must choose a game to play next, please help: -silent hill townfall -fatal frame 2 -final fantasy IX for the hundredth time
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
finally watched the Lighthouse - didn't like it anywhere near as much as the VVitch, but it was good! who would have thought that Rob Pattinson would have ended up here. i won't watch it again though
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i have a new favourite "how a child pronounces my name" and it's "ENNNIEEEE"
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
at pickup yesterday a mum leaned in to me and said "just so you know, i noticed that Paul has lice." well, thanks for telling us at the last possible moment! we'll all be itching all weekend! im scratching my head right now!!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@louceph

bethesda environmental storytelling is a skeleton holding a note that says "i hope i dont become a skeleton :("
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just watching #universitychallenge and the RCA team had two of the most beautiful people who have ever existed, somehow
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Michael Mills @michaelmills.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Squid Game: Gi-hun and Sang-woo Celebrate
ALT: Squid Game: Gi-hun and Sang-woo Celebrate
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#onlyconnect i got Elmo! so pleased with myself
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ms. Rachel: "Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows." "If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
Ms. Rachel post:
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity show that we won't be bullied into punishing people for supporting Palestine. Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows. A genocide is happening in Gaza. We all need to speak out against it.

"If more than 20,000 white children were killed in another part of the world, everyone would be shouting about it at their concerts. Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A new blueray edition of Annihilation is out, based on my novel. (In a nice bit of synergy, my recent short story "Constellations" is now with Natalie Portman's production company, with hopes she'll star in the movie.) www.inverse.com/entertainmen...
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The Weirdest Horror Sci-Fi Of The 2010s Just Got A Huge Upgrade
With writer and director Alex Garland on a winning streak, now's the time to revisit one of his more confounding films.
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chris is playing RDR2 and that game in the overworld features a particular musical sting that is so Hereditary.
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
excuse me, why did i just remember a bit in my dream last night where we all noted how the world's population was 40 billion and i went "well in the Tom Lehrer song We Will All Go Together it was only 3 billion. back then, only 3. how about that."
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Keep seeing this pretty mint moth on my blackcurrant sage
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i discovered i actually like olives back in... march? and i am now an olive fiend. i have to limit myself or i will eat olives all day. it's weird because i tried for years to get a taste for them. tried them at every opportunity, always "nah". but they were delicious that one time. and since...
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@chemiro.bsky.social have you read Dear Ambivalence? as the only other Deadly Premonition lover i know, i wonder what you'd think of it. i just finished it and posted my thoughts.
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Got Ferdie a wall bed to go with his shelves and he has made himself at home already
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Having a go at kumihimo today. It’s fun! I like it! It’s a lot of untangling though
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This book was so unabashedly Swery that every time I picked it up I ended up with Miss Stiletto Heels in my head. Completely organically, never purposefully thought of the song, just would head to bed and be mumbling "I dreeeaaaamm of youuuu" www.youtube.com/watch?v=clFP...
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Deadly Premonition: I Dream Of You (Miss Stiletto Heels) - Full Version
YouTube video by Ravanofdarkness
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
we finished FFVIII! chris played it for the first time and i backseat gamed. it's still really good. R definitely=U, fight me
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What is the leg configuration here
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’ve been meaning to do this all summer and with under 48 hours before I go back to work finally made some song tokens for the preschoolers - do you know all the songs?
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i'm, as usual, slightly excited to go back to work, but more dreading it. this time it's going to be a real adjustment because my beloved autistic key child has moved up to school after almost 3 years - losing her changes so much about my day, i just can't imagine it
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
People say Graham Linehan isn't funny anymore, but "My marriage ended because I refused to stop fighting for the rights of my wife and my daughter" is comedy gold
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’ve been meaning to do this all summer and with under 48 hours before I go back to work finally made some song tokens for the preschoolers - do you know all the songs?
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Kody @kodyisover.com · 17/08/2023
the runner up would be this comic by Benjamin Dewey on Twitter that I thought about every day for a month straight back in 2022
A four panel comic of the wrong lyrics to Lizzo's "Good As Hell," that reads like, "I do my hair-toss (cartoon Lizzo tosses her ponytail, check for snails (Lizzo holds a hand up to her forehead as she searches for snails), look around the corner (Lizzo peeks around a corner), there's a bunch of snails! (a delighted Lizzo looks at an army of snails)"
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i should read the Southern Reach books. i read about half of Annihilation and fell off it. Vandermeer is the only good poster on this cursed site so i should at least do him justice and read his dang books
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
OW ooh fuck. just slammed my finger in the cutlery drawer. ow! this really hurts!
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i just put myself 10 years back on replaying Deadly Premonition by watching the ending bc i wanted to catch a certain quote. and then i was crying. watched it all. oops "At times we must purge things from this world, because they should not exist. Even if it means losing someone that you love."
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