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she/her one day the magic will come back. all of it.

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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 2h
NAILED IT (only about 20 goes this time)
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 3h
Resigned to the next hour of my life being this. Best music though so I don’t mind
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 3h
It is once again time for the best game ever
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 15h
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 7h
after the first episode i think Carrie is going to be really really good, but boy what a hard watch
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 8h
#HouseProblems: shower is leaking somewhere, downstairs toilet has gradually spreading patch of damp on the wall 😣
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 21h
44: We Have Always Lived in the Castle - Shirley Jackson 10/10. Strange, sad, beautiful. Merricat is such a fantastic narrator. Liked it better even than Hill House, a lovely read.
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
43: Strange Pictures - Uketsu (reread) 7/10. I liked the first two chapters better than the second two. Kinda gives you goosebumps.
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D W the Gutless @dwoboyle.com · 06/10/2026
I do think my life would be better if I had a Dragon's Dogma Pawn chatting at me all the time. "The bus is scheduled for 4:12, but where it is, this pawn doesn't know." "The beast seems hungry again, though you fed it not an hour hence."
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My cat’s favourite place to nap is currently my chair. He’s so offended every time I ask him to move
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
aaaaahhh the ending of episode 7 is SO scary. this show is the best. Carrie is out soon if you want a new Flanagan show and im looking forward to it but Haunting of Hill House is just incredible
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i haven't ever seen ET
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the show is him as an adult, but yall saw his audition for ET, right? he breaks my heart every time, and still has that power as an adult www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA5g...
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Henry Thomas audition för E.T. "Ok kid, you got the job".
YouTube video by UniversalPicsSweden
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
im resuming a spooky season watch of the Haunting of Hill House at episode 7 and it just confirms that Henry Thomas is an incredible actor
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no, not at work tomorrow so i like staying up a bit
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my collection of rooibos teas and herbal tisanes would rival the best café. black tea too, i have such a collection! no coffee. if you want coffee you get instant. no offense
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and there was only one in the Swery book, so any book with similar vibes would meet the "fewer of that, please" criteria
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it has been a month since i had Stiletto Heels in my head every night, i kind of miss it. need a book with the same vibes but less facefucking teenagers to death. fewer! fewer of that. thanks
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you could probably switch timelines if you sat in that chair
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Behold! A thing I grew in my garden!
A hand holds a tiny little red strawberry.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CELEBRIMBOR: do not heed this contemptible morsel, talion. it claims to be “everything,” but it cannot hide the truth. i could name innumerable things this bagel does not contain. TALION: i swore an oath to break my fast, wraith. i will see it done whether you wish or no
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i cancelled Duolingo and gifted a guardian Finch subscription in its place, feels nice
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
almost certainly
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tim's little eye roll is killing me lol
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i have seen it but not sure where! certainly not as a child lol
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
heating on tonight for the first time in The House! only really to test it and hooray, it seems to just work!
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got this dress on Vinted and I can’t work out whether it’s giving “nightwear” or not. It’s very silky. Like a robe. Idk
Apples wearing a silky blue and gold floral patterned wrap dress. Her face is covered with an emoji with glasses.
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what do you guys think?
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
forgot to get a picture but i made pad kra pao for dinner and it was really delicious
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got this dress on Vinted and I can’t work out whether it’s giving “nightwear” or not. It’s very silky. Like a robe. Idk
Apples wearing a silky blue and gold floral patterned wrap dress. Her face is covered with an emoji with glasses.
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
flu jab day!
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
42: The Ending Writes Itself - Evelyn Clarke 3/10. Shit from a butt. What a waste of time. This occasionally suggested it was about to make a lick of sense then changed its mind and didn’t.
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some lovely colour in my garden
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
haha my little brother (34) just learned that the Groke is female. did that change his horror? i don't think it did. it was the Suitcase that terrified him, and i've just shown him the heart-shaped shell resolution. is he over his fear? no.
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i was about to watch the horrible new Silent Hill movie, but instead watched the episode of the Moomins that sent my little brother, terrified, running into another room. I love the Groke
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kill ghost @willjobst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
truly tickled by this recommendation for “things that feel like elden ring”
Looking for books, worlds with expansive lore, dark but also immensely beautiful gothic vibes. Deeply sad/ melancholic undertones and wildly bizarre and exciting creatures and aesthetics
There's something incredibly beautiful and romantic, but deeply unsettling about the entirety of the Elden Ring universe and I would love to read something like that
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Trip-Secret • 5h
Ima be 100 percent Honest. The Old Testament bro
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i do this all the time, it's maddening. and almost always not helpful at all
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Made broccoli cheddar soup. Yumy
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
POIROT: Peruse if you will the Lady Sinema's record of voting. Poirot he notices the mademoiselle, she is not exactly the art lover 𝘱𝘢𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘯? CHIEF INSPECTOR JAPP: [speaking entirely through his nose] Now look 'ere Pwaahroh,
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my dishwasher starts this song every time. it's weird youtu.be/NBEuQ5QQ4h0
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​aespa - Armageddon (Line Distribution + Lyrics Karaoke) PATREON REQUESTED
YouTube video by random_k
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have never gotten this. Tall white guys do nothing for me. I fast forwarded through every Cousin Greg scene. Buuuuut I am also very short and not heterosexual
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my favourite university challenge game is to guess the competitors' first name before they introduce themself - i finally won with southampton bc i figured about 3 of them were called James and one actually was!
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I deliberately made a noise to wake him up after taking this photo, but he was snoring away. Look after your throat, Ferdinand
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope she likes "what up, Marge?" as much as i do (s5 e7, Bart's Inner Child). You know the episode, because the subplot is far more memorable than the main story.
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can i ironically AND unironically buy it right away please
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
41: Sisters in Yellow - Mieko Kawakami 6/10. Hm, a bit of a slog. I never really looked forward to reading the next chapter. Worth reading, but not a favourite.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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eating ꙮnly apples @eatingonlyapples.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sounds fun, i'd read that probably
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Show: The Simpsons Language: Japanese
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Boss, sheep that are native to that region are known to go "baa"."
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