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@earthwise.bsky.social
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Environmental Scientist. Weather enthusiast. Ultimate frisbee fanatic.

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Prof. Farnsworth saying “no fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!”
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I showed this to my 5 y.o. who asked me what rights are after seeing our soon to be displayed Halloween decorations and being able to read the word "Rights."
Homemade tombstones making the losses of abortion rights, agency discretion, and voting rights thanks to this Supreme Court.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 04/09/2026
Geology Class xkcd.com/3292/
4-panel comic. (1) [Person with ponytail addressing students seated at desks.] PERSON 1 with ponytail: Welcome to Geology 201. Today we’ll be review-bombing Applebees. (2) [Person 1 points to board on wall.] PERSON 1: Tomorrow we’ll do Costco and Sephora. PERSON 2: Why? PERSON 1: If we cut traffic to the Northgate Shopping Center, it will go to the East Plaza instead. (3) [Board shows map.] This will push the state to cancel the North Bridge Project and shift funds to the Highway 2 Extension... (4) ...creating new roadcuts through Triassic shale. PERSON 2: I *like* Applebees. PERSON 1: Then you should have told the city to approve my dig permit.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
New York Times headline: "Is it Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?"

Above the headline a photo of the vampires from Sinners, asking to be let in. The photo has been modified with a downward-facing word balloon to create the effect that the vampires are speaking the headline.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yes, but I contend that during the NFT buzz, the price of building or upgrading a PC didn't jump by 300%. 😬
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I came up with this running motivation meme while on the first long run of my training block and spent 3/5 of my run quite amused with myself...
Garak and Dr. Bashier from Star Trek: Deep Space Nice talking.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pretty much...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/06/2026
fixing the court is table stakes for any Dem running for national office, you are not a serious candidate if you can’t get on board with this and refusing to do so is disqualifying in a primary because it doesn’t matter what your policy positions are if SCOTUS will just overrule them
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David Collard @davidcollard.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Seen this?
Cartoon strip called 'On the Say That It Happens' by Pia Guerra showing different people reacting to the same news.
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Senator Angela Alsobrooks @alsobrooks.senate.gov · 29/04/2026
John Lewis was beaten with clubs wrapped in barbed wire on the Edmund Pettus Bridge fighting for voting rights. Today’s SCOTUS decision takes the sacrifice and fight of all who marched before us and throws it away. We must keep marching — too many have fought too hard to give up.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a brown door
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a brown door
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
infowars the official news service for blue sky is not something i could have possibly imagined tbh
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is not satire!! Haha.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If Trump is going this hard on the pope, just wait until he finds out the Archbishop of Canterbury is a woman!
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Boom
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I will never be able to unsee this, and I'm okay with that. Haha.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
More of this, please!
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 14/01/2026
Local pizza joint leads insurgency against federal paramilitary forces. Wrecktangle Pizza co-owner: "You can see from that video exactly what happens when they try to fuck with us." www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQUo...
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I would rather be put out to pasture than be subjected to this, unwittingly or otherwise.
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Gabi 雪 @gabimccauley.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Just a reminder that he has no fucking degree in any sort of health-related field and he can fuck all the way off into the goddamn sun with his fucking incoherent word-salad.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
If a Psych prof assigns students an essay response paper with explicit guidelines and then flunks a student for turning in a paper that ignores those guidelines but instead makes vague gestures to "the Bible" then THAT IS NOT A VIOLATION OF THE STUDENT'S RELIGIOUS FREEDOM.
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
hug your war criminals a little tighter today
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
A blessed Samhain to all! My brief homily on the liminal time of the holiday was well received.
Samhain "bonfire"
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
A play in two acts...
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Keeping the "No Kings" vibe going from today's protest until it threatens to rain.
Our "No Kings" signs along with our Halloween tombstones.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
This has to be the king (or at a minimum, the court jester) of "That's not how this works!"
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
A happy and blessed Autumnal Equinox! We are out of state for a wedding, so no feast this year, but I'll make up for it at Samhein!
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Look, I'm not saying the sandwich throwing guy was correct, but if one of my fellow millennials doesn't photoshop his picture with the caption, "Hoagie Hero" using the 'Hogan's Heroes' font, then we've certainly messed up as a generation...
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I need @gregdoucette.bsky.social and/or @kenwhite.bsky.social to explain how this is both wildly (hopefully) unconstitutional and also how it won't matter because "what is law?" these days... news.bloomberglaw.com/daily-labor-...
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Trump Religion Memo Moves Toward Office Proselytizing Everywhere
A Trump administration memo encouraging federal government employees to show off their faith and even proselytize co-workers fuels an emerging and more permissive view on the legality of religious exp...
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
every republican
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I am not sure why anyone would willingly choose to go into law (or actual law making) with these chucklefucks just making it up as they go along. . .
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Rep. Zooey Zephyr @zoandbehold.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Just finished a marathon D&D session where our online group flew out to play 20+ hours of D&D over the long weekend. Erin put us through hell too. We fought a demon whose attacks cut off limbs, a beholder in an ooze-filled sewer, and worst of all, an empire-controlled newspaper printing propaganda.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“and every June you’ll have to spend a day rapidly reloading the page to see how many of your rights have expired” -the Founders probably
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David S. Cohen @dsc250.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Two weeks ago millions of people in this country marched saying "NO KINGS." The Supreme Court this week responded, "SORRY FOLKS, YES, WE HAVE A KING."
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
America 2025...
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
If they end up making a "Dungeon Crawler Carl" tv show and don't cast Wes Chatham (Amos from The Expanse) as Carl, then I don't even know what we're doing here...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/04/2025
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/04/2025
Tariffs xkcd.com/3073
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Waiting 五 Godot
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
If there is not a headline by @theonion.com reporting how "scientists discover that dandelions and 3-year-olds evolved together for mutual benefit," then I'm not even sure what we're doing here...
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Nice work, @hankgreen.bsky.social !
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Um...yeah...
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His Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
You have to understand that they hate you. Yes you, the educated liberal or leftist reading this on educated lib-left dot com. They took away AIDS medication from children for the specific purpose of making this video to trigger you. Triggering you is the goal and they will murder children to do it.
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