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Environmental Scientist. Weather enthusiast. Ultimate frisbee fanatic.

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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 10h
If he asked you about enjoying a pumpkin-spiced something while on a flight and the merits of seat etiquette, then you know it's a trap!
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First Monday in October. The Supreme Court returns.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Philosoraptor asks, "Where does a crushed cybertruck go if it already looks like a dumpster on wheels?"
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I want to believe" It is the iconic poster from "The X-Files" but without the UFO.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The new cover for the next edition of "Meteorology Today" just dropped. 😜
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Prof. Farnsworth saying “no fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!”
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not that you should ever want to return to the US, but when you do, I should buy you an adult beverage at the new Fullsteam location (if it's open yet) and see your expression/reaction to the new license/ID they are rolling out for phones...
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I showed this to my 5 y.o. who asked me what rights are after seeing our soon to be displayed Halloween decorations and being able to read the word "Rights."
Homemade tombstones making the losses of abortion rights, agency discretion, and voting rights thanks to this Supreme Court.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@domaindead.bsky.social did a whole video on this. It's wild how unhinged the Right remains... youtu.be/9HnyLKcL3HM?...
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Exposing The Most MELTED Grand Theft Auto 6 CONSPIRACIES
YouTube video by Dead Domain
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 04/09/2026
Geology Class xkcd.com/3292/
4-panel comic. (1) [Person with ponytail addressing students seated at desks.] PERSON 1 with ponytail: Welcome to Geology 201. Today we’ll be review-bombing Applebees. (2) [Person 1 points to board on wall.] PERSON 1: Tomorrow we’ll do Costco and Sephora. PERSON 2: Why? PERSON 1: If we cut traffic to the Northgate Shopping Center, it will go to the East Plaza instead. (3) [Board shows map.] This will push the state to cancel the North Bridge Project and shift funds to the Highway 2 Extension... (4) ...creating new roadcuts through Triassic shale. PERSON 2: I *like* Applebees. PERSON 1: Then you should have told the city to approve my dig permit.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That face was born to say, "Raylan!" in the most exasperated and most eyebrows way possible...
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If Key & Peele don't have a college football pro bowler from Kazdorf Versityuni, then I don't even know what we're doing here...
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
New York Times headline: "Is it Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?"

Above the headline a photo of the vampires from Sinners, asking to be let in. The photo has been modified with a downward-facing word balloon to create the effect that the vampires are speaking the headline.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid
Alt: Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I ignored engaging with "Brooklyn 99" for so long thinking it was also copaganda. While we haven't finished the series, I am inclined to believe that it is overtly NOT copaganda. It is, however, hilarious.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yes, but I contend that during the NFT buzz, the price of building or upgrading a PC didn't jump by 300%. 😬
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A bit louder for the folks in the back, please. (At least about EDM. My beef with "AI!" is how it's currently ruined PC building/gaming)
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Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head Nod
Alt: Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head Nod
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not to quibble, but at the very end you say "Wake Forest" when I think you meant "Wake County." Thank you for bringing attention to this! I promise that not all of us in NC are like these awful people with nothing else better to do.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
In addition, his mother should call in again to chastise him for being such a clown... youtu.be/Q15xhG6pVUw?...
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"Oh God, it's Mom." (C-SPAN)
YouTube video by C-SPAN
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This remains the undefeated comparison.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The first thing I thought of when I saw your post...
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Michael Kidd Dance Scene from The Birdcage
Alt: Michael Kidd Dance Scene from The Birdcage
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yours is doing way better than our fire for Lughnasadh last Friday even though I used dry leaves and isopropanol. It started alright but just fizzled out. It's fine. It was 90⁰ anyways. Haha.
Our celebratory fire (pre-lit) for Lughnasadh on July 31, 2026.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I came up with this running motivation meme while on the first long run of my training block and spent 3/5 of my run quite amused with myself...
Garak and Dr. Bashier from Star Trek: Deep Space Nice talking.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sheesh. Thank you for updating us.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Dune was my introduction into EDM back around 2001 when I was chasing this girl in college. She played a mix CD on repeat of various happy hardcore tracks. I eventually settled on Trance as my main EDM of choice. Been paying for di.fm for nearly 2 decades now. Good stuff.
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DI.FM - addictive electronic music
DI.FM streams the world's most addictive electronic music.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Monsterinc Monsters
Alt: "We're still waiting for your paperwork" from 'Monsters Inc.'
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Three pissed off soldiers and a kaiju" remains one of my favorite lines in all of television.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
Alt: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pretty much...
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is a helluva way for him to say that he doesn't like my new glasses. 😕
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Thank you for continuing to call this out. As a parent and a tax payer, this makes my blood boil.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Lando Calrissian Says Bye
Alt: Lando Calrissian Salutes, "Good Luck!"
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I maintain that the opening banter between Hepburn and Grant is some of the best dialogue in cinema.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/06/2026
fixing the court is table stakes for any Dem running for national office, you are not a serious candidate if you can’t get on board with this and refusing to do so is disqualifying in a primary because it doesn’t matter what your policy positions are if SCOTUS will just overrule them
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
There is a clip from an interview where he tried it all kinds of other ways and did that on a lark, thankfully warning the sound crew first.
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David Collard @davidcollard.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Seen this?
Cartoon strip called 'On the Say That It Happens' by Pia Guerra showing different people reacting to the same news.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Easy there, you are encroaching upon @kairyssdal.bsky.social 's territory. Haha.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social , some TWW 2004 snowstorm memories being dredged up here...
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
From beleaguered Durham, I want to respond with the gif from 'Hamilton' saying, "It must be nice. It must be niiice," but with these storms, it's likely just brief heavy rain that will end up as runoff... Alas.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
To the tune of "The Distance" by @thebandcake.bsky.social - His name has come down, - And the signs have gone up...
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A conditional 27 because I don't think anyone actually eats fatback. It's just something that goes along with cooking beans and/or collards.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Casablanca: I'm Shocked! Bogart & Renault
Alt: Casablanca: I'm Shocked! Bogart & Renault
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I wish I had known about these when I first started running. My first half marathon was in vibram five fingers after training to run midfoot. I may give Altras another look when I am through my Saucony Endorphins.
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The Warcraft movie...
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Warcraft Orcs: Warriors Assemble
Alt: Warcraft Orcs: Warriors Assemble
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you say they are also older than sharks, then you are encroaching on Lindsay Nikole's terf. 😝
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This should be the Rhode Island hospital's response...
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Theoden: You Have No Power Here - Lord Of The Rings
Alt: Theoden: You Have No Power Here - Lord Of The Rings
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is why I enjoyed the first season on The Mandolorian so much. It was an adventure of the week, often in a new place. He's a bounty hunter for crying out loud!
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Earthwise @earthwise.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I was not prepared for how great the dialogue would be the first time they met in "Charade."
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