Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 8hMy wife says you're wrong and that a Fairburn-Sykes Fighting knife is quicker (if used correctly). She says she'll prove it if I snore loudly again tonight... 040
Reposted by Earon the GrateMarcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026At #Cheltlifest, stood up and I asked this question of editor of The Sunday Times : “I’m looking at the government website and I can see the amount of uncollected tax last year was £46.8 billion. Could it be that the newspapers focus on welfare rather than tax avoidance because of their owners?” 45831
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 9hMaybe that image is of The Phantom of the Ford's Theatre Stagehand then...? 110
Reposted by Earon the Grateflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Theresa May tried to have Johnson’s security clearance revoked, a thing nobody much wanted to dwell on when it was revealed, so we just skimmed right over that www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli... 2114136
Reposted by Earon the GratePeter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 22hNigel Farage has called Andy Burnham “a liar” after the PM said he had been told Russia interfered in the 2016 Brexit referendum. As usual Farage is talking boll**** Get the actual FACTS here👇 youtu.be/uVRwW2VdXPE?...youtu.beNigel Farage has called PM Andy Burnham “a liar” - as usual Farage is talking boll****YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic 21384116
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 13h@themeadhallbard.bsky.social Are you interfering involved in the US elections too…? 120
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 21hI’m Danish, and so’s my wife… (Joking! Getting a bit bored waiting for the Norse on a bridge in Stamford. King Harold just rode through saying something about meeting Norman and needing to be hasty. No idea who this Norman is…) 150
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 21hI thought you had to diss Sprout Lore to get the Duty Torturer out. Apparently now you just have to like pastries, bacon, and clean streets… 010
Reposted by Earon the GrateParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 22hHmmm… who to believe… Andy Burnham or the compulsive liar who got sacked twice for lying, lied to Parliament, lied to The Queen, cheated on two wives and ignored the Ministerial Code. Tricky one. 1751677506
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 22hLove crocs, but find they pinch my feet. And most of my legs. And a fair bit of my lower abdomen… 040
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Gewiss ic eom āwyrged. Ic wandrode in Wulfrūnehēantūn 010
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Got the first two wrong, threw a strop and didn't bother with the rest. Fecking Friday quiz shite... 010
Reposted by Earon the Gratepaulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I couldn't love this more... 😂 bsky.app/profile/mich... 56415
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's like being told to go forth by a melting ice cream cone... 020
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Best thing is loading them with sugar and handing them back 😈 010
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wait, 7th century, you say? There's the problem! I'm in the imaginary 11th century, waiting for the Vikings on a bridge in Stamford. Still, it explains why you're an imaginary ghost, nobody lives forever. Except maybe Cliff Richard... 100
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 08/10/2026But the sprouts are real, right? They have to be real!!! 110
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 08/10/2026@wulfhelm.bsky.social Not sure whether Wulferhampton is represented here, it is an Area of Outstanding Interest in Sheep after all... 000
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 08/10/2026History is all in the past , there’s no future in it. And your assumption that I have a couple of synapses… 🤣 150
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Peterborough, before the city was abandoned and fell into disrepair… #VisitBritain 030
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Fair point, but if you’re assisting a violent criminal, namely Cook, then you’re guilty by association (and possibly a war criminal too). See also Sprout Lore. Ergo, your sprouts. I rest my case and quickly move to hide from the Duty Torturer… 130
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Alternatively try some of Phanty’s sprouts - they’ll last for years. Every time you feel hungry just get the sprouts out and you’ll immediately lose your appetite… 160
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Cost me an arm and a leg to follow Toon. Plus, have you tasted the pies at St James’s Park? Not as bad as at Villa Park, but the only place where a pauper’s burial meant being put under shortcrust pastry… 000
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ha! As a Toon fan, I lived through the Mike Ashley years, so I’m well used to pain and misery… 110
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Windows 11. Designed by the @dutytorturer.bsky.social , the fiend! 110
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Your nipple clamps are a bit puny. Try one of mine… 120
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Deadie Stop Cart Artisanal Butchery will have fresh meaty(ish) sausages, Stowaway black pudding, smoked hams and plenty of free bones for your hounds in the morning! 000
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What are the bows for? Oh, just in case the, er, meat does a runner. Now, be a good fellow and just take a seat whilst I ratchet up the crossbow. Yes, just there. And if you wouldn’t mind popping that apple in your mouth… 210
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ah, Mr Duty Torturer! Welcome, welcome! Up into the back of the cart with you. Have you seen my fine collection of artisanal butchery equipment? 240
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sprouts, sprouts, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot... 020
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I say again, cooking them this late means you're going to have rock hard sprouts... Ah, I get it, you're preparing Battle Sprouts! Slingshot ammunition guaranteed to take the head off your average Viking. Makes sense now... 260
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 05/10/2026@wulfhelm.bsky.social 1st - Halloween isn't for another few weeks, you've gone way to early! 2nd - firmly in the top two Worst PM Ever competition. Difficult to call whether it's her or Cam-moron at no.1, though I lean towards Madam Satan as she put in place all that led to Brexit... 020
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The cheese! Save the cheese! It’s melting! Melting! Oh the humanity! Alternatively, bring along skewers and bread… 050
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Let’s not be hasty, pop round to the back of Deadie Stopcart and I’m sure I can see my way to a nice joint of smoked, er, meat just arrived from Scotland. Flavour is ham(ish). Also you might like to take a close look at my butchery tools… 020
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Use your lore and end up with part cooked sprouts! You should have started them soaking back in March before getting them on the boil by June. Maybe early July if you want them a bit al dente… 120
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sprouts should have been boiling by June at the latest or they’ll never be ready for Christmas this year… 130
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Would vote, but I’m patrolling the bridge in Stamford - still haven’t seen any Vikings and the Fyrd marched through muttering something about Chelsea’s stadium. They were going the wrong way for that, the fools… 020
Reposted by Earon the GratePrem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026UK law firm partners collect record pay, up to £2.5m per equity partner. Partners treated as self-employed. Firms don't pay employer national insurance (ENI) on profit taken by partners. £150k ENI dodged for every £1m profit shared. Public purse deprived. Must end this tax perk. archive.ph/vJCIjft.comTop UK law firm partners take home record paySpate of listings in Hong Kong boosted IPO work and related transactions 7210116
Reposted by Earon the GrateAdrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How on earth did we let that triumvirate of thickheaded wickedness - Farage, Johnson and Rees-Mogg - persuade us that Europeans were our enemies?! 2726165
Reposted by Earon the GrateRuss Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Avg GDP growth 1945-79: 2.8% Since then: 1.6% And this apparently "broken, economically stagnant" basket case kept its AAA status right through the Winter of Discontent We lost it under Cameron, and it fell again under May, then Johnson, and then Truss: i.e. the whole time Clarke was in govt 52637211
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah, with hindsight this could get a bit messy - McDonnell-Douglas The F4 Phantom II of the Mead Hall Bard FGR.2 is a bit of a mouthful... 130
Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Played a Blinder there. Or was that a Tupolev? And given the aviation theme, do we shorten your name to The F4 of the Mead Hall Bard...? 130