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Earon the Grate

@earon66.bsky.social
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I really don't like Brexit and Boris. And most of the Tory party. Plus Farage and his bunch of c**ts. Not fond of Apples and Cauliflower either. Don't get me started on the Orange Man-Child. Also, no more home ownership, build to rent cheaply!

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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 8h
My wife says you're wrong and that a Fairburn-Sykes Fighting knife is quicker (if used correctly). She says she'll prove it if I snore loudly again tonight...
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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
At #Cheltlifest, stood up and I asked this question of editor of The Sunday Times : “I’m looking at the government website and I can see the amount of uncollected tax last year was £46.8 billion. Could it be that the newspapers focus on welfare rather than tax avoidance because of their owners?”
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 9h
Maybe that image is of The Phantom of the Ford's Theatre Stagehand then...?
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Theresa May tried to have Johnson’s security clearance revoked, a thing nobody much wanted to dwell on when it was revealed, so we just skimmed right over that www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli...
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 22h
Nigel Farage has called Andy Burnham “a liar” after the PM said he had been told Russia interfered in the 2016 Brexit referendum. As usual Farage is talking boll**** Get the actual FACTS here👇 youtu.be/uVRwW2VdXPE?...
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Nigel Farage has called PM Andy Burnham “a liar” - as usual Farage is talking boll****
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 13h
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social Are you interfering involved in the US elections too…?
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 21h
I’m Danish, and so’s my wife… (Joking! Getting a bit bored waiting for the Norse on a bridge in Stamford. King Harold just rode through saying something about meeting Norman and needing to be hasty. No idea who this Norman is…)
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 21h
I thought you had to diss Sprout Lore to get the Duty Torturer out. Apparently now you just have to like pastries, bacon, and clean streets…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 22h
You Canute be serious…
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 22h
Hmmm… who to believe… Andy Burnham or the compulsive liar who got sacked twice for lying, lied to Parliament, lied to The Queen, cheated on two wives and ignored the Ministerial Code. Tricky one.
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 22h
Love crocs, but find they pinch my feet. And most of my legs. And a fair bit of my lower abdomen…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 22h
But enough about @wulfhelm.bsky.social…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gewiss ic eom āwyrged. Ic wandrode in Wulfrūnehēantūn
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Got the first two wrong, threw a strop and didn't bother with the rest. Fecking Friday quiz shite...
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Þīn hund lōcaþ on mē on ungesewenlicne wisan...
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paulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I couldn't love this more... 😂 bsky.app/profile/mich...
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's like being told to go forth by a melting ice cream cone...
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Best thing is loading them with sugar and handing them back 😈
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And now…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How people reacted when I arrived on Bluesky…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait, 7th century, you say? There's the problem! I'm in the imaginary 11th century, waiting for the Vikings on a bridge in Stamford. Still, it explains why you're an imaginary ghost, nobody lives forever. Except maybe Cliff Richard...
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But the sprouts are real, right? They have to be real!!!
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@wulfhelm.bsky.social Not sure whether Wulferhampton is represented here, it is an Area of Outstanding Interest in Sheep after all...
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
History is all in the past , there’s no future in it. And your assumption that I have a couple of synapses… 🤣
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Peterborough, before the city was abandoned and fell into disrepair… #VisitBritain
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fair point, but if you’re assisting a violent criminal, namely Cook, then you’re guilty by association (and possibly a war criminal too). See also Sprout Lore. Ergo, your sprouts. I rest my case and quickly move to hide from the Duty Torturer…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Alternatively try some of Phanty’s sprouts - they’ll last for years. Every time you feel hungry just get the sprouts out and you’ll immediately lose your appetite…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s where my table lamp went!
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cost me an arm and a leg to follow Toon. Plus, have you tasted the pies at St James’s Park? Not as bad as at Villa Park, but the only place where a pauper’s burial meant being put under shortcrust pastry…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ha! As a Toon fan, I lived through the Mike Ashley years, so I’m well used to pain and misery…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Windows 11. Designed by the @dutytorturer.bsky.social , the fiend!
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fireworks! Lovely!
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Your nipple clamps are a bit puny. Try one of mine…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Deadie Stop Cart Artisanal Butchery will have fresh meaty(ish) sausages, Stowaway black pudding, smoked hams and plenty of free bones for your hounds in the morning!
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What are the bows for? Oh, just in case the, er, meat does a runner. Now, be a good fellow and just take a seat whilst I ratchet up the crossbow. Yes, just there. And if you wouldn’t mind popping that apple in your mouth…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah, Mr Duty Torturer! Welcome, welcome! Up into the back of the cart with you. Have you seen my fine collection of artisanal butchery equipment?
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sprouts, sprouts, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot...
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I say again, cooking them this late means you're going to have rock hard sprouts... Ah, I get it, you're preparing Battle Sprouts! Slingshot ammunition guaranteed to take the head off your average Viking. Makes sense now...
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@wulfhelm.bsky.social 1st - Halloween isn't for another few weeks, you've gone way to early! 2nd - firmly in the top two Worst PM Ever competition. Difficult to call whether it's her or Cam-moron at no.1, though I lean towards Madam Satan as she put in place all that led to Brexit...
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The cheese! Save the cheese! It’s melting! Melting! Oh the humanity! Alternatively, bring along skewers and bread…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let’s not be hasty, pop round to the back of Deadie Stopcart and I’m sure I can see my way to a nice joint of smoked, er, meat just arrived from Scotland. Flavour is ham(ish). Also you might like to take a close look at my butchery tools…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Use your lore and end up with part cooked sprouts! You should have started them soaking back in March before getting them on the boil by June. Maybe early July if you want them a bit al dente…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sprouts should have been boiling by June at the latest or they’ll never be ready for Christmas this year…
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would vote, but I’m patrolling the bridge in Stamford - still haven’t seen any Vikings and the Fyrd marched through muttering something about Chelsea’s stadium. They were going the wrong way for that, the fools…
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
UK law firm partners collect record pay, up to £2.5m per equity partner. Partners treated as self-employed. Firms don't pay employer national insurance (ENI) on profit taken by partners. £150k ENI dodged for every £1m profit shared. Public purse deprived. Must end this tax perk. archive.ph/vJCIj
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Top UK law firm partners take home record pay
Spate of listings in Hong Kong boosted IPO work and related transactions
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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How on earth did we let that triumvirate of thickheaded wickedness - Farage, Johnson and Rees-Mogg - persuade us that Europeans were our enemies?!
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Avg GDP growth 1945-79: 2.8% Since then: 1.6% And this apparently "broken, economically stagnant" basket case kept its AAA status right through the Winter of Discontent We lost it under Cameron, and it fell again under May, then Johnson, and then Truss: i.e. the whole time Clarke was in govt
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, with hindsight this could get a bit messy - McDonnell-Douglas The F4 Phantom II of the Mead Hall Bard FGR.2 is a bit of a mouthful...
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Earon the Grate @earon66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Played a Blinder there. Or was that a Tupolev? And given the aviation theme, do we shorten your name to The F4 of the Mead Hall Bard...?
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