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Paddleboat Galactica

@early-adopter.bsky.social
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Laws. Technology. New York. Yelling. Jewish, in case you’ve got any slurs to get out of the way.

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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 2h
I have absolutely no idea what this references, but I just would like to put on the record how phenomenally descriptive it nonetheless is
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 2h
Alas
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 3h
Sir.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 3h
I keep mine in a bucket
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 4h
It big camra
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 4h
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 4h
You have my sympathies
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 4h
Multiple states used to have such laws! In recent decades, courts have looked… askance www.jta.org/2000/08/04/n...
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Judge Strikes Down State's Kosher Laws - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
Declaring that New York State’s kosher laws excessively entangle government with religion, a Brooklyn federal judge has struck down the...
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 4h
💣
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 5h
Major AML fine against a corporation not currently a political target of the administration? Such things still happen. I am gladdened.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 5h
People - and by this I mean everybody from doctors to patients to insurers - need to get it in their head that “has a neural/psychological component” does not mean “fake”.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 5h
This is really good, deeply researched and empathetic to all involved. Wired continues to do grade A journalism.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 6h
Jimmy Hitler, 1822-1856. He sucked.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 6h
You can get a good cheap car! Plenty of them! What you can’t get is a cheap F-150 Eddie Bauer Edition.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 23h
Wittgenstein, first half: “I have concretely described all reality and logic.” Wittgenstein, second half: “LOL that was dumb”
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I just really love this whole thread so very much.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I dig it tho
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Congratulations! You just won alternate history!
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dorito
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Columbus never set foot in what is now the United States of America.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Worth it
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Should not be - and *is* not. Period.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is a form of retaliation against someone for speaking out. He knew he would be punished, buy that punishment does not include unnecessarily strict confinement (which is barred by military law). www.military.com/air-force-ma...
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Air Force Maj. Jason Watson is in Solitary 24 Hours Daily After Publicly Calling For Trump’s Impeachment
Maj. Jason Watson has been jailed since August after publicly opining on the president and his administration, drawing a big legal battle.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Luigi Mario
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Almost always, innit? Now that you mention it, I have no idea how bad a number the Trump admin has done on the FedMag corps. You hear talk about Senate fights over District Judges, but Magistrates are under the radar.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I assume we’re going to find out who it was as a matter of public record?
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sooooooooo common in the law. A cite to a paraphrase of a cite to a cite to a typo.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bigotry is a hell of a drug. If you’re going to be in a fight, I’d rather be on the side that’s *not* high on its own supply.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Label that says it’s for True Believers Only. What happens happens.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Checks out
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dry bureaucratic analysis is a hangin’ crime round these parts
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In *this* economy?
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Citizen Platano 🇵🇷 @daniloc.xyz · 12/10/2026
there is so much work to do we have barely scratched the surface of what’s possible or desirable here the most interesting stuff is still ahead of us. the bulk of LLM stuff is *junk* because the art and science of augmenting the will and imagination was discarded by the computing industry
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
For any given topic, most people don't really don't really care and just want to go along with whatever's normal. You want "normal" to be your side.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is… real? Good God, it’s real.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Every single aspect of this fails the "are you fucking kidding me" sniff test for bullshit when only ONE facet should've been completely fatal to the warrant application before a judge. Who the fuck signed off on this? What did HSI say in the application? Who ordered this? Who knew about it when?
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When Dems talk about the Ilhan Omar situation, they need to stop using language that implies that Omar might have done anything wrong. Trump is not "investigating" Omar. They are trying to denaturalize and deport a sitting Congressmember by scrutinizing decades old paperwork from when she was a kid
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
For any given topic, most people don't really don't really care and just want to go along with whatever's normal. You want "normal" to be your side.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I said this in a thread last night and in a thousand threads before it, but you really are doing the work of those who would destroy democracy and the rule of law when you are a doomer. You can be aware of — and vigorously oppose — the lawlessness of this administration without insisting on doom.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But, this is….. not….. oh to hell with it
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
By the day, Bill Kristol’s willingness to confront reality as A Media Figure becomes more and more notable. Table stakes, you’d think, but apparently the whole rest of them are riven by Georgetown Cocktail Party Brain all the way to death.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Appreciate your taking the time
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
These facts about network traffic, treated as true, don’t seem to refute the claim that various right-wing internet chatter has suddenly inexplicably vanished?
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 11/10/2026
Elon: i’m going to send a data center to space! Zelenskyy, packing a repurposed Cessna full of composition 4: me too
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like bros, come on? Have you ever even *played* Civilization and smoked a whole stack of Riflemen with one Modern Armor? It's just that, OK? Literally just that.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Realistically? If the executive breaks the law, the legislative can impeach, or failing that cut off funding. Those are plenary powers; everything else is either justifying the first two or else just screwing around.
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We’re baller like that
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The line “We be takin’ care of business” from Takin’ Care of Business seems to actually be a grammatically correct usage of the AAVE Continuous Be. Huh.
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