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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When you're unexpectedly on first, stand up in a panic, and kick the table your phone is on

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Stentor Content @stentorcontent.bsky.social · 22h

So what's the name, Stentor Content, all about? Stentor was a herald of the Greek army during the Trojan war (the war featured in the recent blockbuster film, The Odyssey). Stentor was said to have had a voice as loud as 50 men and is the origin of the English adjective, stentorian: 'loud-voiced'.

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When you're unexpectedly on first, stand up in a panic, and kick the table your phone is on

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Stentor Content @stentorcontent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hello! You've found the Bluesky page for Stentor Content. Thanks for coming! My name's James and I specialise in copywriting, SEO, digital merchandising, product data governance and ecommerce management. I'm based in the beautiful market town of Beverley, East Yorkshire.

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Stentor Content @stentorcontent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So what services do we offer? If you run a website but don't have the resources for someone to manage it full-time, find out how we can help with copywriting, digital merchandising and master data. Get in touch: stentorcontent@gmail.com

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If I was running for PM, my only policy would be that I'd ban dickheads. Everyone would interpret it differently, I'd top the polls but then The Telegraph would run an article in defence of dickheads and I'd be invited onto Good Morning Britain to defend my policy. Then I'd lose the election

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've just got back off holiday but a few days before that, I was made redundant from my day job. However, it gave me the kick I needed to start a freelance venture. If you're looking for someone to do copywriting, SEO, digital merchandising, product data governance or ecommerce management see below!

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hello HULL! Here's one of those videos comedians do when they're actually feeling very confident about ticket sales. Come and see me at the Social, Oct 7th! (Please.) Tickets: www.seetickets.com/event/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs/social/3645857

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

If AI is a new thing, what was Clippy?

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Instead of having “Men’s” and “Women’s” sections on their website, Adidas could always use “Adider” and “Adidie”.

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you're Christian, either you follow everything in the Bible and so support slavery, genocide and banning women from teaching. Or you decide which parts are still relevant today. If you dismiss genocide but hate gays, you're choosing to be homophobic www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Christian 'discriminated' against in job retraction over LGBT views, court hears

Felix Ngole was rejected for a job after his potential employer discovered his views on homosexuality.

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Today: the price of diesel hits a record high due to the US-Iran war Tomorrow: BP and Shell announce record profits

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Who's going to a Starbucks at an A1 service station for a bingo night? And I'm so glad they pointed out it was made with AI. I'd never have realised...

A yucky AI poster. Starbucks bingo night.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ME: *rings neighbor’s doorbell* I think I ran over your cat. NEIGHBOR: Oh no! What did the cat look like? ME: *makes surprised face*

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I had a company that rented out horse troughs, I'd call it Let A Manger

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Anyone started a campaign to get the Pepto-Bismol song to Christmas number one yet? I reckon we could do it

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Blokes who wear those matching two-piece suits consisting of a shirt and shorts are just non-sectarian full-kit wankers as far as I'm concerned

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We took the lift down to breakfast on the last day of our holiday. It was already pretty full when a far too chirpy man got in, asking how everyone was. Afterwards, Kyle said 'dickheads moan about gays trying to convert straights but no-one mentions extraverts trying to get me to be one of them'

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I tell you what, all of this palaver wouldn't have happened with Woman City

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I only hire people who drip neat caffeine directly into their eyeballs with a pipette

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I often go to art galleries when I visit other cities and I see work I like but I instantly forget about the artist when I get home. Is there an app where you can log the artists you like so you can look back and remember at some point? And maybe it would recommend others you might like?

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Since the advent of music streaming and everything being global, I miss the days of hits that were very specifically European like Mr Vain, Saturday Night, Crying at the Discotheque, and Boom Boom Boom Boom (not to be confused with Boom Boom Boom which is American)

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Let's just say that Danny Tommo slashed that dinghy as a protest about fossil fuels being used to power boats and the authorities would lock him up straight away

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Dear United Nations, I officially announce I'm changing Donald Trump's name to Super Unintelligence

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

21st September

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Re Duolingo, I'm fine with the gamified elements that keep me coming back like the streak counter and the daily tasks but I absolutely hate opening chests and collecting puzzle pieces. Let me get on with learning

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Overheard in Pret: Old woman: They've got granolas and things Old man: What the fuck's a granola?

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Four in a Bed but it's the owners of Travelodge, Premier Inn, Ibis and Holiday Inn staying in each other's rooms

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Jim Ratcliffe, an immigrant to Monaco for tax avoidance, says that immigrants are ruining the country

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*Sends jokey text to the Doctor Who casting director*

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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I don’t think I’m hearing this in my head the way they expected me to.

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This post randomly popped into my head today and then I started workshopping what florting might look like which, let me tell you, was lots of fun. Go forth and flort, everyone

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Think of NATO as a WhatsApp group. Trump has spent years undermining and slagging off his mates in the group and now Canada wants to join the EU's WhatsApp group

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Social media is great because however clearly you say something, someone will be along soon to explain what you really said

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So we don't want asylum seekers in city centre hotels. We don't want asylum seekers in disused military barracks in Piddington. Guys, it's starting to look like we just don't want to live near brown people

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran has released a statement saying he's always used his music to bring together all cultures... except the Irish I assume because I can’t imagine they see Galway Girl as anything but a butchering of their heritage

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Someone in the Painting Roundabouts industry in the Greater Rotherham Area viewed your profile

A man with a red jumper, red tie and white shirt looking towards the camera. His face is badly blurred

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fun fact: whey is byproduct of cheese. It's not just that gym bros get excited about protein

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm up to date on Silo and at the risk of sounding shallow, please can we protect the hot ones, namely Knox, Sheriff Billings and Lucas Kyle? Many thanks

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

First Monday of redundancy. I slept funny and woke up with a bad neck. I burnt my mouth on a hot pitta. I stung my leg on some nettles. Are they all like this?

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Who called it latte art and not Mark Frothko?

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Honestly sick of seeing THAT font on every AI poster

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I spent the afternoon replacing some cracked paving slabs in our patio with some little gardens and I'm pretty pleased with myself

A patio with some paving slabs replaced with plants, looking towards the house

A close-up of one of the gardens, looking away from the house

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You know who I wish was interviewing politicians of today? Mrs Merton

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Forget AI, I've come up with a more authentic way to get answers to everyday questions. Simply go down to your local fish and chip shop and ask some of the other folks in the queue what their opinion is. Please let me introduce: Chat Chippy Tea

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