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James Marsters

@earlofbeverley.bsky.social
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Comedian on stage and online. Normal person otherwise. You liked that thing I said once. He/him 🏳️‍🌈 Beverley/Hull, Yorkshire, UK

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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't need to. It just feels right
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Greens finish second in Holborn and St Pancras, more than doubling their vote and are the only major party to increase their share but, of course, the media says it was a disaster and Zack Polanski should stand down
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Don't you worry, pal. I haven't chilled since June 2016
A supermarket box that says "handle with care. Do not chill"
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Re Duolingo, I'm fine with the gamified elements that keep me coming back like the streak counter and the daily tasks but I absolutely hate opening chests and collecting puzzle pieces. Let me get on with learning
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For some reason, my brain is having a very boomer conversation with itself. "Do you remember Alliance & Leicester?" "Oh yeah, do you remember Bradford & Bingley?" "What about Abbey National?"
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it's pretty reasonable to believe that every town should have a railway station and every village should have a pub and a shop, yet that's very much not the experience in the East Riding
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looking forward to this tonight! Come and laugh at me!
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Massive thanks to the hand dryer in the toilets of my local Tesco which just dispensed the water THEN the soap
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Omg! Yes me too. I don't know why such brain activity sends me to sleep but it does
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I make a lot of playlists and often I lose the original sense of what I was trying to achieve because I add too many adjacent songs that stray a little from my brief. But I've got this one called Beeps which I'm so proud of because it does what it says on the tin open.qobuz.com/playlist/400...
open.qobuz.com
Open Qobuz
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oooh where to start!!! Etymology has always been a particular love for me. The weird origins of words are so interesting. Currently, though, for some reason, I like trying to list all the countries in the world or states of the US. I'm trying to learn German or Indian states too. No idea why
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm trying to build a free, basic website for my freelance work with @stentorcontent.bsky.social . A very quick Google told me that Wix is the best but I'm halfway through building it and it feels so slow and unintuitive. I feel I've got so far and don't want to start again on another platform now
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can we please acknowledge that in this day and age, we're expected to understand cars, social media, economics, DIY, politics, networking, employment law etc etc etc? And I'm not even a parent! The fact our heads don't explode on a daily basis is a miracle
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm so fed up of the either/or of politics. Life is complex and chaotic. Being for one thing doesn't necessarily mean being against another and vice versa
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wake up, babe. A new meaning of 'Schroedinger's migrant' just dropped
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Daft Punk's Get Lucky is now as old as Spiller's Groovejet was when Get Lucky was released, and that's the same age as Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up was when Groovejet was released. All of this has made my head implode
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not particularly a Celine Dion fan but bloody hell I love belting this out in the kitchen. Either this or Hymne à l'amour by Édith Piaf youtu.be/AzaTyxMduH4?...
youtu.be
Céline Dion - Pour que tu m'aimes encore (Vidéo officielle remasterisée en HD)
YouTube video by CelineDionVEVO
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I suppose Reform UK have always been trump fans www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/2660102...
lancashiretelegraph.co.uk
Fartgate - Reform UK Councillor accused of loudly farting at rival during meeting
A Reform UK councillor has been accused of loudly farting at another politician during a meeting at Blackburn with Darwen Council
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I suppose Reform UK have always been trump fans www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/2660102...
lancashiretelegraph.co.uk
Fartgate - Reform UK Councillor accused of loudly farting at rival during meeting
A Reform UK councillor has been accused of loudly farting at another politician during a meeting at Blackburn with Darwen Council
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Stentor Content @stentorcontent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So what's the name, Stentor Content, all about? Stentor was a herald of the Greek army during the Trojan war (the war featured in the recent blockbuster film, The Odyssey). Stentor was said to have had a voice as loud as 50 men and is the origin of the English adjective, stentorian: 'loud-voiced'.
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you're unexpectedly on first, stand up in a panic, and kick the table your phone is on
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Stentor Content @stentorcontent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello! You've found the Bluesky page for Stentor Content. Thanks for coming! My name's James and I specialise in copywriting, SEO, digital merchandising, product data governance and ecommerce management. I'm based in the beautiful market town of Beverley, East Yorkshire.
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Stentor Content @stentorcontent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So what services do we offer? If you run a website but don't have the resources for someone to manage it full-time, find out how we can help with copywriting, digital merchandising and master data. Get in touch: stentorcontent@gmail.com
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I was running for PM, my only policy would be that I'd ban dickheads. Everyone would interpret it differently, I'd top the polls but then The Telegraph would run an article in defence of dickheads and I'd be invited onto Good Morning Britain to defend my policy. Then I'd lose the election
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's great you're enjoying it! Would you like me to suggest more AI music or are you interested in learning more about music in general? Please keep talking to me. I need to prove the investment was worth it
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
European ReUnion
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've just got back off holiday but a few days before that, I was made redundant from my day job. However, it gave me the kick I needed to start a freelance venture. If you're looking for someone to do copywriting, SEO, digital merchandising, product data governance or ecommerce management see below!
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
If AI is a new thing, what was Clippy?
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Instead of having “Men’s” and “Women’s” sections on their website, Adidas could always use “Adider” and “Adidie”.
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you're Christian, either you follow everything in the Bible and so support slavery, genocide and banning women from teaching. Or you decide which parts are still relevant today. If you dismiss genocide but hate gays, you're choosing to be homophobic www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Christian 'discriminated' against in job retraction over LGBT views, court hears
Felix Ngole was rejected for a job after his potential employer discovered his views on homosexuality.
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looks like I forgot to post this one from the IVAM art museum in Valencia earlier in the year. The lighting is a bit off but I like how there's someone sitting in the foyer oblivious to what's happening above 47/
A man pretending to fall down stairs in an atrium of an art museum. In the background is a window and it looks like images are reflected on it. Not sure why. Below you can see a person sat on a bench in the foyer
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ahaha! True!
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today: the price of diesel hits a record high due to the US-Iran war Tomorrow: BP and Shell announce record profits
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who's going to a Starbucks at an A1 service station for a bingo night? And I'm so glad they pointed out it was made with AI. I'd never have realised...
A yucky AI poster. Starbucks bingo night.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ME: *rings neighbor’s doorbell* I think I ran over your cat. NEIGHBOR: Oh no! What did the cat look like? ME: *makes surprised face*
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But I wouldn't be able to decide how to pronounce it
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I had a company that rented out horse troughs, I'd call it Let A Manger
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Anyone started a campaign to get the Pepto-Bismol song to Christmas number one yet? I reckon we could do it
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blokes who wear those matching two-piece suits consisting of a shirt and shorts are just non-sectarian full-kit wankers as far as I'm concerned
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Tresteno Arboretum near Dubrovnik was used to represent the gardens of the Red Keep in Game of Thrones. These steps were the location of a scene where Margaery Tyrell gets to know Sansa Stark and also where each of my limbs looked divorced from my body as I fell down the stairs 46/
An idiot pretends to fall down some very rocky steps. The photo is taken from the top, looking down. At the bottom is a verandah overlooking the Adriatic Sea. The man in the picture is laid on his back with his head pointing down the steps. He has one leg standing up in the air and arms outstretched.
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We took the lift down to breakfast on the last day of our holiday. It was already pretty full when a far too chirpy man got in, asking how everyone was. Afterwards, Kyle said 'dickheads moan about gays trying to convert straights but no-one mentions extraverts trying to get me to be one of them'
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I tell you what, all of this palaver wouldn't have happened with Woman City
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I only hire people who drip neat caffeine directly into their eyeballs with a pipette
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I often go to art galleries when I visit other cities and I see work I like but I instantly forget about the artist when I get home. Is there an app where you can log the artists you like so you can look back and remember at some point? And maybe it would recommend others you might like?
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It bloody doesn't
A sign on a restaurant:
Rima
Rhymes with good mood and food
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah fuck
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's mad though. She says she's British but not English but then says other countries have no problem limiting nationality to ethnicity. England isn't an independent country. The UK is. So if she's not English, she's not British either cos that's the nationality that apparently needs limiting
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Haha YES! Perfect. No notes.
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James Marsters @earlofbeverley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I typed this when the bar I'm in in Dubrovnik had turned off Aqua and Kim Wilde in favour of Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga, and I'm no longer enjoying it but the group of Americans opposite are loving it
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