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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival

@eanmeyer.bsky.social
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Doing my best to make security and the world a bit brighter.

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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The “we are currently clean on opsec” in the Signal chat where a reporter was added would be thrown out of any writers room in Hollywood for being too on the nose. Unfortunately, it’s reality.
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
America, 2025. Secret police are abducting people off the street. Because of something they wrote.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Republicans are considering legislation to limit the scope of federal injunctions, potentially curbing the judiciary’s power. These injunctions are typically issued when judges believe a law or executive action may be unconstitutional.
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Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com · 25/03/2025
I realize there's a lot of hate and distrust for journalists in infosec but it's absolutely crazy that I get a free newsletter with no ads every day from @404media.co plus tons of well-researched coverage, and every week I get a great round up for free from @zackwhittaker.com and @metacurity.com
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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 04/03/2025
JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The Dutch are living in 2059. I need a stroopwafel warmer in my laptop.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 03/03/2025
"Don't destroy your own economy and your own bureaucracy; only a complete dumbass would do that"
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Today at 1100 ET, I'm live with fellow IANS Research faculty Summer Fowler to discuss the risks (and possible benefits) of Chinese-developed LLMs like DeepSeek. Join us! www.iansresearch.com/what-we-do/e...
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2025 March Webinar: Security Implications of Chinese-Developed LLMs
In this webinar, IANS Faculty Summer Fowler and Jake Williams discuss the security risks with LLMs developed by Chinese organizations.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/03/2025
Everyday Americans explain why they subscribe to The Onion's print edition. Ultimately cheaper than joining a cult. Become an Onion member today. Join America's Finest Membership here: membership.theonion....
"Incorporating a paper copy of The Onion into my sex life has been the hardest and most rewarding thing I've ever done." 

-Meredith Podeswa, Competitive Stroller
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Also I just updated my list of DOGE Debunking stories. There have now been at least 23 stories that catch DOGE in lies about savings, etc. www.emptywheel.net/portfolio-it...
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DOGE Debunking - emptywheel
Running Xitter threads from Momentum Chaser January 30: Fact Check: No evidence US spent $50 million on condoms for Gaza January 30: FACT FOCUS: No evidence that $50 million was designated by the US t...
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I am not a farmer. But I AM led to believe that certain farming regions are better for some crops than others and we're maximizing for output, not growing suboptimal crops to ease tariffs while simultaneously destroying export revenues...
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Rot26 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦 @rot26.wtf · 03/03/2025
Friendly reminder, DOGE is not about efficiency and every reporter who describes it that way is misleading the public.
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
This is so very very bad. The only reason to fire JAGs is you want to issue illegal orders against the uniform code of conduct. Worse than that… he admits it. This should terrify everyone. If you were or are in the military how does this make you feel? www.military.com/daily-news/2...
A screenshot of text from an article that says the secretary of defense removed the Jag officers to “prevent any roadblocks to orders that are given by the commander in chief”
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Please don't email HR@opm.gov with random photos of your meals or cats or the top 5 things you wish you accomplished today or the Constitution of the United States or the Bill of Rights. Edolf says it's for serious things only.
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
As an elder teaching the younger men of this generation: if you see a woman downing a bag of chocolate chips the only safe move is to protect the area where she is eating those chips and if spoken to ask if they need more chips. If they say yes, provide them. Don’t ask questions. Just do it.
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I’m at yet another work conference. I’m curious how they will respond to this.
A text message from my hotel asking if the room is OK. The response states that the room is haunted and that’s OK because the ghost are friendly.
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Kevin Highwater (née Kuchta) @kevinkuchta.com · 18/02/2025
I’ve decided: the AWS’s MWAA service is officially pronounced “Mwuah!” and is to be accompanied with a chef’s kiss hand motion. Spread the word.
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Someone in Infosec find and hire this person immediately. Patience, researching on his own, bypassing controls, delivering findings in a polite yet effective way… be still my heart. Hired. Hired. Hired. Then we teach them about RoE, but still, hired!
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
One of the most painful TV scenes I ever watched was on Call the Midwife where they showed how they dealt with deformed babies up to the 1950s. They just left them in a room by an open window to die: naked, cold, and alone. This is historical fact. When you remove options these are the results.
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
For those of you that feel tired all the time right now. Listen to this horse. You are not alone. The world is exhausting right now.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/12/2024
got some new switches for my mechanical keyboard
A keyboard with toggle switches instead of keys. It looks great, if impractical.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/12/2024
Twitter's  Freya C (@Spdrcstl): ""What a nice sheep," I think as I gaze out at a field. The sheep, facing away, starts to raise its head. I stare in mounting horror as the head keeps rising, rising, neck elongating in some cursed spectacle that roots me to the spot in fear until I realise, oh, it's an alpaca"
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little. — Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
My newest fave curse is "May you be the sole subject of a Menswear Guy thread"
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Comrade SaboCat🏴‍☠📎 @comradesabocat.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Signal boost because we need to support businesses that stand up to Nazi scum. If you have need of a custom knife, then Johnathan Sibley is the man to see. www.etsy.com/shop/DjinnDe...
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View Handmade Knives by DjinnDesigns on Etsy
Shop Djinn Knives by DjinnDesigns located in Edom, Texas. Top shop for gifts. Buyers bought gifts from this shop and gave them 5-star reviews!
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 30/01/2025
Heroes
Tweet from MapQuest:

fyi MapQuest is NOT renaming the Gulf of Mexico - not because of politics but because we haven't updated our maps in like 15 years and don't remember how to do it

3:01 PM • Jan 29, 2025
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Me, too.
Tweet from user '@kenzianidiot' says, "guys I'm starting to worry that 2025 is just five 2020s stacked in a trench coat".
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If I win this bollard I will put it in our front garden and paint it like a gnome. Maybe even make it a pointy hat.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/01/2025
Alt text added:
rehabtoad (@rehabtoad) on twitter: "l need you to be serious for a minute" whoa hold up, that sense of humor is a load-bearing coping mechanism, it's not going anywhere."
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I have to believe that all the social media posting about “Immigration and Customs Enforcement” disguising their vehicles as Ice Cream Trucks is fake. I must because if luring children out of their homes to arrest their parents in front of them is who we have become we deserve whatever comes next.
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Of the frozen premade meals you can get Indian food is the undisputed champion of the category. I am destroying some samosas right now.
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The front page of Reddit today: “An odd salute? “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” What you saw you didn’t see. If you did see it you misunderstood. If you didn’t misunderstand then it’s AI. See how this works?
The front page of Reddit on 1/21/25 showing several stories of Elon Musk doing a Nazi salute at the inauguration of the President of the United States.
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
No lie. My wife started using my library card because she was embarrassed of the number of fines she had on hers. Then she did it to mine. For a few years I feel like there were months we added significantly to the library budget. 😅
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 19/01/2025
steve buscemi on the minigun vibes
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Infosecsie (ツンデレ) @myraccoonhands.com · 19/01/2025
They’re taking the laptop nipples away from us
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Jeff (Hot Type) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I killed the post because the Homan account is a parody but the point is the same: The incoming president of the United States shared it. When they tell you who they are....
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The Obi-Wan Death Star scene with the quote saying they shut down tiktok a million ADHD voices looked at their phones and cried out and finally free
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Wu Tang Flan is for the children!
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Louder for the people in the back!
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
If you’re watching what’s going on with TikTok and Red Book right now then you know someone needs to put the squirrel back in the collider. It’s getting to weird in this reality.
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Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Adobe Acrobat isn’t bloatware and PDFs are perfectly safe. Also PDFs:
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I said STOP THE CAR
A billboard with the text GREAT ANAL

Text underneath with cheese $12.99

I assume its a tampered with sign but i can dream
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 11/01/2025
ALERT! #art #vector
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Katie Moussouris (she/her/she-hulk/she-ra)🌻 @k8em0.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I’m @shmoocon excited to judge the #firetalks this evening starting at 8PM. This year, I only accept charitable donation bribes ($1 is fine). Consider @cjunky.bsky.social ‘s recovery ❤️‍🩹 gofund.me/27112e30 or LA Fire mutual aid ❤️‍🩹 hcb.hackclub.com/donations/st...
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Donate to Support Marc Rogers' Road to Recovery, organized by Katie Vogel
Jan. 9 update: How this fundraiser supports Marc's recovery Every penny of this fun… Katie Vogel needs your support for Support Marc Rogers' Road to Recovery
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