Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025True then as it is true now… 0150
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 03/03/2025This is so very very bad. The only reason to fire JAGs is you want to issue illegal orders against the uniform code of conduct. Worse than that… he admits it. This should terrify everyone. If you were or are in the military how does this make you feel? www.military.com/daily-news/2... 020
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I’m at yet another work conference. I’m curious how they will respond to this. 160
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Someone in Infosec find and hire this person immediately. Patience, researching on his own, bypassing controls, delivering findings in a polite yet effective way… be still my heart. Hired. Hired. Hired. Then we teach them about RoE, but still, hired! 020
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025For those of you that feel tired all the time right now. Listen to this horse. You are not alone. The world is exhausting right now. 030
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025The front page of Reddit today: “An odd salute? “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” What you saw you didn’t see. If you did see it you misunderstood. If you didn’t misunderstand then it’s AI. See how this works? 021
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I’m gonna start using this… 110
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Adobe Acrobat isn’t bloatware and PDFs are perfectly safe. Also PDFs: 010
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I have a theory… get me Commissioner Gordon! 000
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Do I have good news for you! I’m the one that trimmed it because bluesky only allows one minute of video. Enjoy the second half. 110
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 05/01/2025True story: there is a high ranking DEF CON goon I went absolutely nuclear on because of a massive miscommunication that would have had me calling my boss to write a CHECK on a Sunday. In the moment I stopped after someone said something and did basically what you see in the video. 🧵 120
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 05/01/2025It’s generally moseying and chatting with people, but yeah, sorry. 000
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I have a two story home and a deep need for hundreds of feet of this track and the hangers. Yes, I’m an adult and no I will not be taking questions. 120
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 02/01/2025#PutTheWeaselBackInTheCollider 211
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024USPS, are you drunk? Is everything ok? My daughter ordered this gift for a friend on the 10th. Arrival between the 14th and 20th. It made it from China to New York, New York to Seminole County (20 minutes from my house), but is now mysteriously on a trip to California! 000
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Welp, when the war with the machines starts at least we know what the first ground soldiers will look like. Forget the ride on part; watch the rest of the video. Now where did my EMP and thermite go? 020
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Truly… it is the perfect version of A Christmas Carol. Also, if you ever hear me say “Well isn’t that swell!” when finding out good news know in my head I said it in Rizzo’s voice. I also cry during Kermit’s “first parting” speech. See a therapist immediately if that speech doesn’t move you. 020
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Some Russians are holding a live rave for some geese. I thought @iancoldwater was on here, but I can’t seem to find them. I have to assume they are running the rave. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYnJK2nS/ 010
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025 010
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 26/12/2024This more or less perfectly articulates how I feel about any major news at this point. 031
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Falling under “A broken clock is right twice a day” news. This is actually an extremely good idea. Medication should not be a product “sold” and marketed directly at consumers. 030
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Merry Christmas and Happy Almost First Night of Hanukah. Whatever you celebrate during the holiday season I hope you are surrounded by overwhelming joy. 040
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024It’s been a long time, Geoffrey. I’m still a ride or die Toys R Us kid. WE STILL BELIEVE IN YOU GEOFFREY! 130
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Earlier tonight I introduced my youngest daughter to one of the finest Christmas episodes of any cartoon ever. TO THE JINGLE JAIL WITH THE NON-BELIEVER!! 000
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 24/12/2024It isn’t Christmas until we light the main engines. 020
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Everyday man drifts further from God. 120
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024A few years ago my youngest daughter asked me to build a catapult with her. We used some 2x4s and some exercise bands to make a fairly large catapult. However, because I’m a good father, we now teach her about the superior siege weapon. 130
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Rude. They’re trying their best! 010
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 20/12/2024More fun with text spam. 020
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Went to Universal with my family yesterday. What CrossFit WAD is “Park Hopper Pass Day with Family” 010
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024your last saved meme is your moral philosophy 010
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024My 7 year old daughter and I were talking about something in which it became funny to explain the plot of Soylent Green. She’s now running around the house using a cone as a bullhorn shouting, “SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! IT’S PEOPLE!!” #prouddad 000
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 11/12/2024My Jamaican neighbor needed this to make some baked goods. I tried a shot of it at her suggestion. It’s 126 proof!! However, it’s incredibly smooth for what it is. It smelled to me almost like banana bread. Pretty sure it’s beyond science. 290
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Cracker Jack police work. Bake him away, toys. 010
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 08/12/2024If investors break into the phone, find one number ever called, call it, and get a voicemail greeting that’s a Rick Roll the Internet is going to lose their damn minds. 020
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I am a fairly well respected security professional heading to a holiday brunch with co-workers. 070
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024You’re walking down a back alley behind your hotel to and find out it’s next to a cat house. 030
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024This popped up on my phone and gave me a chuckle. You got a follow @antichrist.satan.social Maybe today, Satan? 020
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Behold our #Christmas village! I added “mountains” to cover the cords. I also hung wire lights I could bend to make them look like they are being pulled down. Oh, and the train is coming out of a tunnel is new. This years main addition is a building with a Taco, Burger, and Pizza stand. More below 100
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024You’re in your 20s. Like many you’re overindulging or experimenting with drugs and booze. Your body informs you it’s had enough. Your senses betray you; dull, blurry, you fall to your knees. You feel the hot purge of your contents rise. You open the lid only to be hit with this. 240
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek 140
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 23/11/2024More fun with text spam. 110
Ean Meyer - Disassociating for Survival @eanmeyer.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I had so much fun yesterday at our GPSec Orlando Conference. They gave me a golf cart to drive around in the stadium. So of course I came up with a very Orlando Jungle River Cruise speech to give filled with fake facts about the team and stadium. I also do security for a living. More in comments. 100
