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EamusUrsuli

@eamusursuli.bsky.social
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Messing up traffic since 1992. Purveyor of many and varied civil engineering-adjacent opinions at minimal expense to John Q. Taxpayer. Condescending looks provided at no cost. Go Cubs Go. I..L..L. I..N..I.

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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Cubs ruined Kevin Gausman.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Once we get up to 88 wins, you're gonna see some serious shit-the-bed..." --Cubs new Manager Doc Brown, probably.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another shit the bed day from a dead ass team. Two and fucking done. Why even bother playing?
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Excellent time for the Dodgers to become fucking useless.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Because the Cubs cannot beat the shit-ass fucking Marlins, I now am forced to root for the... ::throws up in mouth a little:: Fucking Dodgers.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am officially sofa king sick of this fucking dead-ass team. Just lose the rest of your games and miss the playoffs already. You're literally gonna play only two more games than that maximum anyway. Why bother.
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Frustrated Fan @frustratedfan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hopefully the Cubs will do this with Edward Cabrera and Matt Shaw:
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What an absolute fucking embarassment. They need to be the 6 seed so no one in Chicago has to watch this garbage after Wednesday.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Carter Fucking Hawkins isn't qualified to mow my fucking lawn, let alone be a candidate for a major league PBO job.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another awful, no-good, terrible fucking loss by this dead-ass team.
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Eamus Catuli @artg44.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Matt Shaw as a cleanup hitter. Jesus wept
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At least the Padres are getting their asses handed to them. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm sure she was very concerned.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Getting shut down by this shit-ass fucking team. Sure, gonna be a great playoff run. LOL.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now fucking END THIS SHIT NOW.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I guess bunting is woke
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
as a fan of Chicago-based teams, my current status is “eating chocolate chips straight out of the bag”
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another awful, no good terrible loss in a season full of them.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember when Jake Tapper dug in his heels to defend Fox News when Obama dared to move them to the second row of the press room? Well, now that the roles have reversed, I'm sure that Fox News will -- come on, stop laughing, let me finish
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LOL. So much for our playoff starter.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This fucking Cubs season is a waste of our time and energy.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Our economy is no more than a brew of the AI bubble, gambling, and scams. Get under that layer and it's just a continuous flow of wealth from the 99% to the 1%, justified by the "line go up" fetishization of shareholder value. I'm just a simple country doctor, but this seems bad.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Imagine if you will what the Cubs would look like right now with Kyle Schwarber at DH.
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bigrde1969.bsky.social @bigrde1969.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
See 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬✊✊✊✊✊✊✊
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Walked off THREE FUCKING TIMES IN A WEEK. FUUUUUUUUUUCK.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Imagine an administration so evil it *intentionally* makes citizens worry about where their next meal is coming from. Well, guess what? You don’t have to imagine. That evil is our reality.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
On 9/11, US airspace closed, Canada launched Operation Yellow Ribbon. Gander, a town of 10,000, received 38 airliners. Residents immediately sheltered, fed, clothed, and supported stranded passengers for days, providing this hospitality free of charge. interestingengineering.com/culture/oper...
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Democratic leaders to meet with Trump family to seek common conflicts of interest.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh yeah, THAT'S why the Cubs dumped Rucker.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Here's a thought, Craig. Don't fucking throw Arozarena a hittable pitch for the rest of the fucking game.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This nature doc about lions says “buffalo are among the biggest threats to cubs.” Here I thought it was piece of shit no talent .130 hitters
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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I know they're all gaslighting liars, but it's remarkable how thoroughly the "cancel culture" myth redefined "censorship" to mean "someone using their free speech to criticize me." Meanwhile, actual censorship is just fine for all these people.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm talking myself into Gausman, Holmes and Peterson as our playoff rotation in a short series.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's almost as if competence of the Feds, and particularly the USDA, was important or something...
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Total team suck.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ATROCIOUS FUCKING LOSS.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fucking Zefersuck.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fucking sequencing tonight is atrocious.
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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lara Korte, who was just fired from Stars & Stripes, has been covering the relocation of personnel from Bahrain for months and did a great piece today on 1,300 Navy family members displaced from Bahrain who are stuck in limbo given the damage to the Bahrain base. www.stripes.com/branches/nav...
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Navy families evacuated from Bahrain face ‘uncharted territory’ amid bureaucratic confusion
The evacuation has left families in limbo and forced military officials to improvise solutions for support programs.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“In his post Mr. Trump did not mention a rift in relations in 2017, when the North Korean leader called him a ‘mentally deranged dotard.’”
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
God damn you sir, for making me Google "fecal extrusion device"...
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Enjoyed watching Addison Russell get a hit off Trevor Bauer in the Mexican League tonight. Cubs still own you, mofo.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I really preferred it when the Republican consensus was like this dude.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Never mind the pee-pee tapes. The SVR has Trump pedophile pictures and video. Guaranteed.
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Bunny Bunny training arc @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
High speed rail between multiple major cities? No can do. But here’s another data center.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fuck the fucking worthless fucking Doyers.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
At least it's only our shitty 8 hitter out.
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pepperidge Farm 'members....
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