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Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Phoenix Rising's defense... #USL-C
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elijah @eager824.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Phoenix Rising FC don’t bottle a lead in the second half challenge (impossible)
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Dirigo Union Supporters Club @dirigounion.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Please visit gofund.me/0f9d3716 to donate and learn more. Bring Tchikano Home.
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elijah @eager824.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Phoenix Rising never forgets to disappoint us :/ #TBRvPHX
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Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Heck of a way to score your first professional goal. 18-year-old Pierce Rizzo - a Phoenix Rising Academy product - puts home a lovely finish from 20 yards. #USL-C #USLAcademy
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Green Mountain Bhoys @greenmountainbhoys.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
bunch of wheezing cosplay losers plopping out of a uhaul rental like they're storming the beaches of Normandy
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Phoenix Suns @sunsphx.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
From South Sudan, by way of Uganda, welcome to the Valley, Khaman!
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We Are Brighton @wearebrighton.com · 03/07/2025
“Yeah, Joao Pedro is a good player. An improvement on Jackson? I don’t know.” “Pedro isn’t a world class striker. It looks like we won’t get that world class striker." Joao Pedro has been a Chelsea player for *checks notes* one day. Have fun at Stamford Bridge, Joao! #BHAFC
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Chelsea bemoan Pedro as "not world class"... one day after leaving Brighton
One day after his £60 million move from Brighton to Chelsea and there are already people bemoaning Joao Pedro for "not being world class"
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Michael Pina @michaelvpina.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
let him wear a suns hat!
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NBA @nba.com · 23/06/2025
Undrafted out of Arizona State in 2019 and now NBA CHAMPION in Year 6... Luguentz Dort!
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Derek Bodner @derekbodner.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Turning Mikal Bridges, Cam Johnson, 4 first-round picks and a swap into Jalen Green, Dillon Brooks and a late lotto pick in a middling draft in the span of just 28 months is franchise detonation levels of asset mismanagement.
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geg3npressing @geg3npressing.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Wild match in the #USL tonight.
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
99.9% ISN'T 100%
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We Are Brighton @wearebrighton.com · 30/05/2025
Gus Poyet speaks for Brighton fans everywhere when he says PLEASE DON'T SELL KAORU MITOMA! WAB asked Poyet which player #BHAFC needed to keep above anyone else: "Mitoma, Mitoma! He is different to others. He is so influential. He can open up any defence in any kind of situation."
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Mitoma the one Brighton must try and keep this summer says Poyet
With a number of Brighton players linked with summer moves, Gus Poyet believes Karou Mitoma is the one the Albion must try and keep
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Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
There's a reason they call this dude Rako the Wall. Patrick Rakovsky with a stoppage-time penalty save - his second all-time in the #USLChampionship - to preserve a 1-0 win for Phoenix Rising on the road against Las Vegas Lights FC. #USLonCBS #LVvPHX
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Stateside Seagulls @bhafcstateside.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 26/04/2025
Cam Skattebo is heading to The Big Apple 🍎 The New York Giants have selected the Arizona State RB in the fourth round of the NFL Draft.
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Proud Owls ⭐⭐ @proudowlsoma.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
They are literally hoping for us to die. It's more important than ever that we stick together and build our own communities.
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US Open Cup News @thecup.us · 17/04/2025
#USOC2025 R3: Phoenix Rising 1:1 @fctulsa.bsky.social (A.E.T. Rising win 4-2 on PKs)
Phoenix Rising of the USL Championship is on to the Round of 32
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The Gull Post @thegullpost.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Brighton’s all time Premier League goal scorer 🏆
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Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
How about a thunderbastard from the center circle? Absolute lock for Goal of the Year Finalist. Puskas award? #USLChampionship
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Stateside Seagulls @bhafcstateside.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
JOÃO PEDRO WINS IT FROM THE SPOT WOW WOW WOW 🎯😍
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CJ Coreschi @cjcoreschi.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
*Three* non-binary/trans athletes competed at the 2024 Olympics. *Three*. They're using three athletes (who should face zero discrimination at all) to potentially issue permanent visa bans to anyone who “misrepresented” their sex in their application. Bigotry. www.nytimes.com/athletic/616...
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U.S. government orders visa bans for transgender athletes, targets 2028 Olympics
State department officials around the world have been ordered to bar transgender athletes from visiting the U.S. for sporting competitions.
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Derek Reese @dr928.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
*gets burned by MLS expansion process after doing really well in USL* Sacramento: “I’ll make my own D1 league!”
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Bold of Fox to go with Print Shop Pro for its Super Bowl graphics package
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Stateside Seagulls @bhafcstateside.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
MITOMAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🔵⚪️🔵⚪️
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#SeanPayton4Prison2026 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Did Luka Doncic threaten to kill Mark Cuban or something what the fuck
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Stateside Seagulls @bhafcstateside.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Glad I slept in this morning
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We Are Brighton @wearebrighton.com · 16/01/2025
THE STREAK IS OVER! BRIGHTON FINALLY WIN A PREMIER LEAGUE GAME! #BHAFC
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Texas advances but Cam Skattebo instantly ascends to College Football Valhalla
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
lighting Cam Skattebo veladoras all over my house
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/01/2025
DOINK
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elijah @eager824.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
How is Simmons thrown out for targeting, but not Taafe??? Insane.
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elijah @eager824.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
#ForksUp 🔱🔥
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/01/2025
WIDE RIGHT ARIZONA STATE BALL WITH 1:39 LEFT.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/01/2025
CAM IS IN! TIE GAME WITH FIVE MINUTES LEFT
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elijah @eager824.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
SKATTEBO MY GOAT 🔱🔱🔱
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/01/2025
CAM SKATTBO PASS TD OH MY GOD.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/01/2025
🚨 PEACH BOWL SAFETY ALERT 🚨
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elijah @eager824.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Where is ASUs offensive line? Feels like every play Leavitt has to run backwards 10 yards every play.
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elijah @eager824.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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mattrunsslowly @mattrunsslowly.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I can't believe it, but also I absolutely can believe it. #bhafc
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College Football Clips @cfbclips.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
THE ARIZONA STATE SUN DEVILS ARE HEADED TO THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF‼️🔱 #CFB
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Trash @trashxdiscourse.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Single-Gender Toilets were originally created because of sexism and they're worse in every way than just having gender neutral toilets with stalls that don't have giant gaps in them. They shouldn't exist at all.
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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 04/12/2024
Really strong demarcation between the “pop with female vocals” and “lyrical rap” in the top five here
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen
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Steph 🔜 Ottawa Weekend October 2-4 @steelcitysteph.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Three things are true: 1) Green bell peppers are just crunchy water. 2) Poblanos are what green bell peppers should be. 3) Any dish that utilizes green bell peppers would be made better by substituting poblanos.
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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If you see this post, can you please help spread this information? #ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US. People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women! Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
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Click to Visit #ASafeChoice Network
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lev @leviya.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
4 is such an ugly number for a basketball player to wear. Right next to 3, which is the platonic ideal of a sports number. Tragic
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