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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 1h

My new test for whether the designer is doing a fascism is asking if it would look out of place as a prop in Starship Troopers If no, oh no

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 03/10/2026

Strikes me that the best the far right can roll out is a would-have-been-cut-by-now-if-she-was-Black benchwarmer, a placekicker who has lost a step, a HoF QB that's clearly lost touch with reality between the concussions and ayahuasca, and some NBA player that barely played a game before quitting

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 03/10/2026

"Tied for 5th in a swim meet and all angry about trans women," the WNBA edition

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 03/10/2026

Given how the bond market is responding to the GOP running it up now to $40T in debt, I am sure borrowing another $1T is going be _just peachy_

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 03/10/2026

It's brutal out there. Give @fridaytea.com all the help you can. Friday is a community treasure and she deserves all the good things, including a stable income from the brick-and-mortar store!

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"“Our department is, you might say, putting on the full armor of God because while we wage physical war, we all know the real battle is spiritual,” Hegseth said. “God is good. Evil is not. And America’s military must understand the difference.” *screams in gnosticism*

militarytimes.com

Pentagon launches Office of Religious Affairs, will report directly to Hegseth

The Pentagon intends to address what Hegseth calls a loss of religious community within the military after an era of “political correctness.”

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 02/10/2026

Still the strangest bromance in politics right now

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 02/10/2026

“It’s not AI, it’s SI!” “So Stupid Intelligence? That sounds right.”

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 02/10/2026

aah yes, the classic “get it off capex and move it to opex” balance sheet move, which is a sign that Amazon is really getting worried about being stuck with depreciating hardware since you can’t dump it fast enough if things crash

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 02/10/2026

I have been to Durant. The president showing up is the most exciting thing to happen there since they widened US 69

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 02/10/2026

Trump: I AM DRIVING THE BEAST TO OKLAHOMA Every Okie and Texan in a $100,000 F-350 Super Duty Crew Cab they don't even use as a truck: So you're driving a compact huh

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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago

I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 01/10/2026

Oh and for all the cheering about MGP going down, if the Washington 3rd flips to the GOP, it's going to stay that way for a long time to come. It's pretty damn conservative and libertarian. And the two red districts aren't switching unless Spokane becomes less purple

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 01/10/2026

Well, I guess when your opponent isn't the completely off-his-rocker Joe Kent, you're going to struggle, MGP Just imagine if she'd run a step or two to the left -- this wouldn't be a race

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 01/10/2026

And the wild part? She asked to be hanged and not injected, but the state said no, we don’t do that, we do lethal injection to be sure

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 01/10/2026

This is yet another reason the death penalty is such a bad idea — what if you fail? Do you have to keep executing them and putting them through the torture until you get it right? Just commute her sentence to life already

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 30/09/2026

Troy Jackson's campaign slow motion campaign implosion by moderate Democratic consultants that may cost the Dems their Fetterman-proof majority is so the Democratic Party in 2026

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 30/09/2026

A reminder that during the 2016 campaign he had a "TRUMP 2016" sign on the podium in every city he spoke, and the names of the cities were almost always spelled wrong (e.g. "TLUSA" for "TULSA") It was a running joke after a while

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 30/09/2026

I saw the best minds of my generation Ignored, belittled Passed over by numbskulls like Elon and Palmer

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 30/09/2026

Local media: Why did they build the Pinehurst station? There's no apartments or dense housing or ANYONE nearby, just that old municipal golf course! Seattleites: Then let's turn the golf course into housing and retail Local media: HOW DARE THEY TAKE AWAY A GOLF COURSE I NEVER PLAY AT

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 29/09/2026

We barely drive anymore and maybe fill up every 4-6 weeks. So it's a lot more HOLY CRAP since we don't see the increases in the meantime

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 29/09/2026

Why is it "super intelligence" when he's been naming everything "America" or "freedom?"

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 29/09/2026

And keep in mind, this is the same Senate that yesterday passed legislation to reconfigure the NIL rules for college sports. Smart enough to vote on that, but dumb enough to not know the difference between a Big Ten school and an NBA team

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 29/09/2026

Oops, I-638 is the genital inspection initiative. 001 is the one where they want to force schools to out trans kids and kids with mental health issues to their parents

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 29/09/2026

There’s been some version of it forever like it is some sort of conspiracy when then real conspiracy is they whitewashed Keller’s socialist politics

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 29/09/2026

I guess Eric Schmitt gave away the game: the GOP doesn’t know the women’s sports they insist they’re defending Or the difference between a Hawk and a Hawkeye

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 29/09/2026

You know who would totally support this Washington initiative 001 about genital inspections for school kids who play sports? Larry Nasser.

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 29/09/2026

Honestly, most the hicks I grew up around would happily ask the fash to step outside and take their asswhooping like a man

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 29/09/2026

Overspending on underwhelming teams? Oh, that’s the Cowboys in a nutshell. Mets are just missing a Jerry Jones type owner who makes bank on $100 stadium parking

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 29/09/2026

Do they not hear themselves? They’re complaining because they don’t have a slush fund

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 28/09/2026

It’s a light rail ride away so long as we’re talking about downtown Redmond and not beyond it

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 28/09/2026

Anthropic: "AI will kill us all. We need controls and guardrails." Also Anthropic: "Today we released an update to the AI from our classic talking point 'AI will kill us all.'"

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 28/09/2026

On the plus side it’s blocking Stella Lefty’s ripoff of “Stick Season” from #1

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 28/09/2026

“Choosin’ Texas” is an ok song. Freaking out that it’s not top of national discourse says you’re not getting that culture is now fully atomized And conservatives insisting this is censorship when the song’s been #1 for nearly six months really gives up the game

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 28/09/2026

Boomers 1996: I AM CUTTING YOU OFF! YOU ARE NO CHILD OF MINE! Boomers 2026: why are they cutting me off I didn’t do anything

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 27/09/2026

It's not happening until JD gets enough people in the cabinet to support it, and he couldn't convince milk to curdle Impeachment and removal is the only way through

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 27/09/2026

Oklahoma wifebeater is same as the others but it’s in school colors

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 26/09/2026

These idiots are trying to crash the ACA in the most idiotic way possible

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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Idk why Tommy Tuberville is so furryphobic, but i'm guessing Auburn's mascot Aubie the Tiger has some stories to tell about Tommy. Well, @davidjroth.bsky.social, what are you waiting for? Get down there.

the photo shows tommy tuberville and auburn mascot aubie the tiger hugging during tommy tuberville's coaching days.

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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 26/09/2026

Some skiffle band who tried to be the Kinks

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026

Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation

Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 26/09/2026

150 weeks means you slept 18 in 7 days. That’s 2 1/2 hours a night. No human can maintain that for 7 days without doing really stupid things

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 25/09/2026

Funny thing is, having interviewed at Axon, officials are parroting the same rationalizations they use internally to justify tasers and their surveillance software

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