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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: The 1-800-KARS-4-KIDS band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 05/09/2026

I guess after 30 years on the West Coast my accent is finally sounding more West Coast than Okie

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 27/08/2026

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It's the Brady Bunch 3x3 grid of actors from the show opening

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 21/08/2026

I can't see these without thinking of the Jersey Shore letter.

The Jersey Shore Letter, only addressed to "Dear Mr President" and signed "Natalie." "Sam, the first night at BED when you left, Ron made out with two girls and put his head inbetween a cocktail waitresses breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch, Ron was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number. Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth."

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 08/08/2026

Helped that some of my favorites are NOT in the Closet, but it was still a pain to get it down to four. Anyway, my closet picks.

TheCriterionCloset.com top 4 picks for me: Brazil, Repo Man, Network, Until The End Of The World

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 09/07/2026

Admittedly I was in some kind of mood that day (I had the flu and bronchitis and was barely holding it together) but El Perro just hit me hard when I saw it in the Prado

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 08/07/2026

Scratch any male in a political movement and more often than not you'll find a Ferengi

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 08/07/2026

My cousin @maryloveswords.bsky.social sent me this postcard to commemorate one of the things that’s keeping me from getting too crazy rn

Postcard showing a handdrawn yellow prize ribbon with “Took a stupid walk for my stupid mental health” written on the rosette

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 07/07/2026

Spoke to my good friend Mitch McConnell today

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 26/06/2026

every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

The Rainier Tower, in Seattle, with its "pencil point" base that makes it look like it'll topple over

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 08/06/2026

Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you cannot unsee it. This is intentional. I will not be gaslit.

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 01/06/2026

Reminder that Klingons say TRANS RIGHTS BRING HONOR TO YOUR HOUSE

DS9 scene: Kor, a Klingon, greets Dax as Curzon. Dax corrects him as the host is now in Jadzia, a Trill female. Cor immediately responds, "Jadzia, my beloved old friend" without missing a beat.

Right: Two tweets from 2019: "This Pride Month, never forget that Klingons had trans rights"; "No hostility, no confusion, no clumsy excuse-filled justification, just a quick self-correction and the exact same amount of love and respect before and after. Cis allies: Be like Kor."

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 30/05/2026

No better endorsement of finishing the Ballard line and the infill stations and the 4 Line and more than *that guy* saying this

Seattle Times headline: Maybe the light rail system we've got is good enough by Danny Westneat (who is the Times' resident conservative crank)

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 27/05/2026

Me (typing): "As @kissane.myatproto.social said" VS Code: NO WAIT I GOT IT I GOT IT "How do you make a site that feels like a hug, not a handshake?" Me: ... Me: "It was 'fix the fucking networks' but good guess there AI auto-complete, good guess"

Content snippet from a portfolio piece reading "In Erin Kissane's words," with autocomplete suggesting "How do you make a site that feels like a hug, not a handshake?"

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 07/05/2026

Trump later today (and no one will comment on it)

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 17/04/2026

Probably the lapsed Catholic of me, but this is my headline o' the week.

Area man who has been Catholic for 20 minutes lectures the Pontiff on the finer points of doctrine

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 10/04/2026

Well, at least the M's have took it in stride

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 26/03/2026

post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

The infamous catering at the Fyre Festival — two pieces of bread, two pieces of processed cheese, a small pile of lettuce and a tomato slice, inside of a styrofoam clamshell food container

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 23/03/2026

Job already closed after being open 21 hours. 21 hours ago was Sunday afternooon.

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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 07/03/2026

Given how the price of oil is rocketing up I’m not sure how much longer the Iran war, or at least the Strait of Hormuz closer, can go on before Trump’s poll numbers start scraping 30% approval. Up 35% in a week.