Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 02/10/2026Fundamentally, the appeal of AI as I understand it is the fantasy of controlling a person that exists just for your benefit without having to compensate them. So, if the shoe fits, 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 02/10/2026Thank you for reminding me there is still beauty and joy to be found on the Internet 150
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 02/10/2026Saw his exhibit at MoMA recently. The really funny thing is, he has incredible works spanning genres and decades, but his most widely known contribution is a shitpost that makes art purists angry 1111
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 02/10/2026Straight up thought these were VR goggles and had to scroll back up 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 30/09/2026Just overheard someone use the phrase "get my teeth wet" and had a fork-on-squeaky-plate somatic response to that 001
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 09/09/2026Somewhere out there, you have just given a cybersecurity expert a migraine 120
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 31/07/2026I'm the freak in the museum with my nose an inch from the painting, examining the brush strokes 010
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 31/07/2026Me: "I don't know if this horny non-sequitur counts as compelling short-form writing." Also me: "Just put enough ironic distance between it and yourself by constructing an elaborate scaffolding around it and nobody will notice" 110
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 28/07/2026It would be funny to implement the "likes count for double for 5 minutes" method in the monkey's paw way. Like after 5 minutes, all your double likes you've already done convert back to single likes 020
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 27/07/2026If Paul was 100 feet tall and we assumed everything was proportional, that would put him at a sperm length of about 1mm 010
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 27/07/2026Fortunately, prequels are starting to fall out of vogue at the moment 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 24/07/2026Last night I had a dream that I opened the microwave before it beeped, but it kept running and the door wouldn't close. I woke up in a cold sweat 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 24/07/2026I'm a Gamma Male (suffering from acute radiation poisoning) 100
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 18/07/2026Just bought a tasteful smut zine titled "BOYS BOYS BOYS" from an NYC bodega. According to my girlfriend, this is the most bisexual thing she's ever witnessed me do 010
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 10/06/2026Mascing tape is great but the real money is in femming tape 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 20/05/2026Hope you can pass it soon! Literally the only thing I've ever experienced in my life that made me throw up from pain, but after it was out, I felt way better within 5 minutes 010
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 14/05/2026When he gets cold, he asks me to turn Vsync off so he can get the warm breeze. I love him so much 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 08/05/2026This to me is why heavily tinted windows feel antisocial 010
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 01/05/2026I feel like it delivered exactly to expectations, which for a video game movie aimed towards children and nostalgic adults, is a solid B+. 110
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 27/04/2026So instead of 3 guys long, it's more like 2 and a half men 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 27/04/2026After step 2, I think step 1 becomes a moot point (once you do 2, you can't legally vote again) 100
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 03/04/2026That's 1.5 Megawatts, which is the average power drawn by about 1250 family homes. I'm picturing plugging in your car and then the lights throughout the city go dim for a 2 block radius. 100
Reposted by Toilet Operator Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics 7186202549
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 17/02/2026Sorry but this is all I can think about after reading your post 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 30/01/2026I'd love to watch a documentary on Yoko Ono where the word "Beatles" isn't uttered once 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 28/01/2026I've always read "it's a poor workman who blames his tools" partially as criticism of people who rely on gear to fill in their weaknesses, and partially as a reminder that good workmen get the tools that satisfy their needs. 010
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 28/01/2026I think it's good they get to practice facing the wall 0180
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 16/01/2026Hey, so it turns out Japan is a real place. I always figured it was like Narnia or Delaware 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 13/01/2026Just learned today that Wyoming has less people in it than the city I live in (just the city, not the metro area). Why do these people get their own senators this is ridiculous 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 10/12/2025They make kits where you can convert a regular lamp into a touch lamp 010
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 04/12/2025I have no emotional attachment towards BD Wong or desire to advocate for racism, but as someone who has said a lot of dumb shit I regretted as soon as I said it, this feels authentic to me. 030
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 21/11/2025Last night someone called me "Cowboy" as an IRL insult and I feel like I've officially made the big time 100
