Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 17/02/2026Sorry but this is all I can think about after reading your post 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 26/08/2025If you're wondering what inspired this, here's my cat helping me scan my film 020
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 18/06/2025Amazing to see the target demographic for Soylent out in the wild 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 11/05/2025It's the well-known popular saying we're all familiar with 0161
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 07/05/2025Not to be confused with Dorito Meat, which is a whole other abomination 140
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 23/04/2025This man has no conception of "JIRA" or "filing a ticket". His idea of an action item is randomly sprinting back and forth the house at 20mph and then yelling. I have so much to learn from him 050
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 21/04/2025In these trying times, I call upon the Catholic Church to take a moment to recognize one of the best to ever do it 020
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 21/04/2025Based on the timing, I think this is the skeet that killed the Pope. Also, confidential sources within the papal conclave suggest strong early support for Cardinal O'Grimacey 010
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 07/04/2025The intersection of the Euler diagram is the people who would find this funny 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 03/04/2025Yes, excellent, the crows are noticing. Everything is going to plan 010
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 28/03/2025I make jokes like "When will they make an AI that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?" and now I'm getting ads for "Spousey", an AI that literally rewrites your text messages to your spouse to make you sound less emotionally damaged 120
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 27/03/2025Mixtape suggests committing unconscious before considering unalive 120
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 17/03/2025It absolutely matters, but becomes harder to meaningfully boycott in the face of corporate consolidation like this. Still worth trying, but harder. E.g. Tom's of Maine is owned by Colgate 170
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 11/02/2025As an integrated circuit designer who believes innovation and tech just for the sake of doing them is bad, I get it 150
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 24/01/2025Update: getting ads now for Tractor Hydraulic Fluid class action lawsuits 110
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 14/01/2025Top analysts have been studying this phenomenon for years 110
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 08/12/2024A fun thing about cats is that when they yawn, they become Eldritch horrors for a couple seconds 020
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 05/12/2024Fair enough, but I need a place to put The Creature when he's on an attempted murder spree 130
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