mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 17/06/2026soooo weird when people move to new orleans and make it their whole personality but act like it's some sort of utopia??? babe there are soooo many problems here let's be so real 000
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 03/06/2026haven't been on here much, but i really haven't been up to anything that's worthy of a post. very happy to be living in a queer city this pride month, though. tired of having to listen to old republicans be mad about queer people existing. 000
Reposted by mari❤️🔥 Dani Pax ❤️🔥 @itsdanipax.bsky.social · 22/08/2025🛸💥 I lowkey just crash landed… hope I’m giving intergalactic puss 👽🐱 I’m so excited for Masterclass S2!!! 💖 0258
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 12/08/2025want to get a masters in linguistics and teach but also want to get my court reporting certification and also don't want to move right now to pursue said linguistics masters idk idk idk 100
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 12/08/2025quit being an advisor and am back at starbucks lmao (which surprisingly pays more). if we didn't have any appointments, we would just sit there doing fucking nothing the whole day and were told to "look busy." 000
Reposted by mariTooth @boytoothless.bsky.social · 11/06/2025fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck 310528
Reposted by mariGHOUL•TA•NO @gaetano.bsky.social · 06/06/2025“switch 2” “switch 2” how about you switch 2 supporting local drag 28018
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 06/06/2025i love showing people how stenography machines work because they're always blown away and it's so funny to me. i'm explaining how to write based on phonetics and they're like "nope i could never!!" babe do we understand syllables and phonics 000
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 04/06/2025also it’s fuck duolingo for life because how are you going to “value free, accessible language education” and then use AI to run everything. put some effort and care into things instead of having AI give people inaccurate, wonky sentences they will never use. 100
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 04/06/2025i wish i would’ve just studied a language in college. tf am i doing with a public relations degree? at least i would’ve been a hot bilingual bitch 000
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 03/06/2025my beautiful, perfect, angel girlfriend got accepted into a phd program for civil engineering!!! yay!!! 000
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 22/04/2025actually so upset i missed the gay spelling bee competition at sipps bc i would’ve devoured 000
Reposted by mariEvangeline @tellevangeline.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I wish the gays and the aussies had gatekept the word cunt more 141
Reposted by mariAndrew Israel Ross @aiross.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Abolish ICE. Abolish the Secret Police. Abolish Fascism. 021
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 09/04/2025listen, i don’t know much about the teaching side of academia, but i’m watching this man go to chat gpt to create his course quizzes, tests, and homework assignments and i am so shocked lol bc aren’t you supposed to be against this? 100
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 04/04/2025love starting a new job and having to say “the person that i am dating” instead of using the word “girlfriend” bc idk if they’re homophobic or not. 🙃 000
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 29/03/2025today some old dude grabbed my arm and fucking turned it to see my tattoo. stop touching strangers!!!!!! 000
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 04/03/2025quitting starbucks to be an academic advisor for a community college :) yay! 000
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 23/02/2025how come when you order panera’s tomato soup to-go it never comes with the croutons like it’s supposed to :( 100
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 16/02/2025also in life updates, someone sponsored me to go to a court reporting conference and i’m soooo excited 💓 000
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 16/02/2025went to the zoo yesterday and had ethiopian food for the first time with my sunshine angel girl 000
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 15/02/2025the drag race lip sync song choices have been so bad these past few episodes 050
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 13/02/2025got one of those military recruitment emails and my mom’s response?? girl you want me to be in trumps military?? hello?! 000
Reposted by marimarsh @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 12/02/2025i thank god everyday that i’m from the only part of the country where white ppl know how to cook 131
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 09/02/2025so there were a lot of people from other countries at my job today bc of the super bowl, and we had a german woman come in and she told me my german sounded good 😭 the best compliment 000
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 08/02/2025just made an appointment to get my hair done professionally in a salon for the first time in ten years omg ahhhh 000
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 03/02/2025in other news, i went to pandora’s yesterday and had a very good strawberry cheesecake snoball 000
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 29/01/2025i love being the personal paparazzi for my girlfriend’s cat 030
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 28/01/2025bought an adult coloring book and my dad said “don’t you think you’re too old for that?” please tell me the age limit on experiencing whimsy and joy. god forbid people have hobbies. 020
Reposted by mariIda Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I and many others warned that the anti-CRT, anti-DEI propaganda campaign that so many embraced or down played was always about creating the narrative for and paving the way for a larger attack on civil rights. We are here. 452653904
Reposted by mariLinguistic Discovery @linguisticdiscovery.com · 21/01/2025Did you know that the Linguistic Discovery website includes a database of over 60 linguistics podcasts? resources.linguisticdiscovery.com/Podcasts-fb5... #podcasts #linguistics #languageresources.linguisticdiscovery.comLinguistic Discovery | PodcastsThe big list of podcasts about language and linguistics! 0172
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 21/01/2025also guess i’m going to use this instead of twitter now bc it’s fuck elon musk forever 000
Reposted by marimayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 09/06/2024My sister illustrated her cat’s adventures with an IKEA bag earlier today 2330701009
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 06/12/2024need someone to hire me to do copywriting for a language app or website ughhh i just want to talk about language learning all day 000
Reposted by mariJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I think the Duolingo owl should be taken down a peg or two 1957732
Reposted by mariLife of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I’ve no idea why anyone would have violent thoughts 1162
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 18/11/2024in another life i definitely would've been a language teacher 010
Reposted by marisoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys 1097932809801
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 17/11/2024anthems & thoughts by charli xcx really are those girls like 000
Reposted by mariJubilee ❣️ @16pxl.bsky.social · 09/11/2024long walks during sunset ✨ #pixelart 94154092302
mari @dykephotos.bsky.social · 16/11/2024not that i'm doing anything extraordinary with my photography, but i hate when you tell a new social media that you like photography and they bombard you with the most generic fucking photos of the ocean and buildings. show me something weird!! and funky! and unique! where is the passion plssss 010
