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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore

@brandielou.bsky.social
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Angsty millennial Swifty dating a literal clown.

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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“This is how many apocalypses for us now?”
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Buffy Summers
ALT: Buffy The Vampire Slayer Buffy Summers
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EC @elmercc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope you stupid ass log cabin republicans are having a shitty day.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now that I’ve given Taylor my time, I’ve gotta give Brandi more attention. Something sad and gay? I’m in. Excited for this vinyl to come in.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apple Music is being kind of a dick right now…
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Man Bored While Waiting Impatiently
ALT: Man Bored While Waiting Impatiently
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve been working my way through Dungeon Crawler Carl and @elmercc.bsky.social’s small profile picture always looks like Princess Donut to me 😆
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Lady Dimitrescu's Sinister Smile
ALT: Lady Dimitrescu's Sinister Smile
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*twiddles thumbs*
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m a professional, suh!
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“And I know these seconds into minutes into hours and days and weeks will sneak up on us. Ocean made of pain, waves of ache - Each wake will break us open. Lay upon the shore and let it roar. Be soft in awe of love and loss. The miracle of grief is in the heartbeat of you and me.”
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Singing Singer
ALT: Singing Singer
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hear me out… #Horizon #ForbiddenWest
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
8 year old gay Brandon would have been just as obsessed as 44 year old gay Brandon.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Introducing my cat to Jason’s dog went about as well as you’d expect….
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Universal really said, “Halloween is for the gays!”
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Noooooooo. I’m dark and broody… I swear I’m not just cosplaying K/Dream from Misfits and Magic…
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As a former choir geek, I can confirm the cavernous area for my stairs has amazing acoustics. I will not be taking questions nor providing video evidence at this time.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*sigh* my condo is back on the market. It’s hard not to get down after 5.5 months.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If I dress for fall, it’ll be fall… right?
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ran into crawlers in the wild at Epcot yesterday.
A princess donut figurine and key chain that says “New Achievement!”
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just have to make it to noon today and then I get to head to Epcot to see my lil brother and his wife 🎉
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The screen transition is really pretty on the iPhone Duo… but there’s no reason I “need” to spend $2k right now.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Samesies… cameo of my baby brother. Not completely unlike a goat named Samantha.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In case you felt the need to be emotionally destroyed on this faux-Monday, I present to you “Forever” by Sara Bareilles.
Cover of Sara Bareilles’ “Good Grief”
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That special edition Switch 2 is perdy!
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The vet tech just told me they have a note that my perfect little angel can be spicy…. Bruh.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Apparently you can take the boy out of the Midwest but can’t take the Midwest out of the boy.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m in office today and know we have a fire drill scheduled soon. These things give me such anxiety for no good reason other than that loud noises hurt. So now I’m just sitting outside hoping it goes off soon, so I don’t have to hear the alarm.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
She’s such a ho for chin scratches.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And why stop at one tattoo when you can get two on the same day? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Two paper airplanes flying, flying, flying…” (My sister is getting the second one)
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kutner from House
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s so good and will definitely be a go-to album when I’m sad and just want to stay in my feels.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*Runs to Google Maps to see how quickly they suck his dick to update Lake Ontario*
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
She hath risen.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Spoiler: that announcement is not about Agatha’s return. 🙄
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
6mo from now I hit 20 years with my company… which is crazy since I’m only 34. 😏
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Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I feel like the queer community should get the rest of the week off for bereavement
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You know what???? 2026 can fuck aaaaaaaaall the way off.
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Dolly Parton in 9 to 5 Film Opening
ALT: Dolly Parton in 9 to 5 Film Opening
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Someone either had no idea or all the ideas when they designed this.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It begins!
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Last night was a bucket list kind of night 🥰❤️ #KellyClarkson
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Advice for an aging homosexual… how are we dealing with the knee pain that comes with sitting on a chair like this? Like… what am I supposed to do? Sit like a straight man??? 🤢
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I sometimes moonlight as a fancy bitch.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Your favorite Disney Princess (wrong answers only)
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Hela Forms Her Headdress in Thor Ragnarok
ALT: Hela Forms Her Headdress in Thor Ragnarok
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I don’t need magic in the bedroom. I’m a good listener.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Get you a man that understands cookies are a need and not a want.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Been asked to speak on a panel next month like I’m some kind of subject matter expert 😳
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
She pretended to love me. It was cute.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fit check for Spider-Man
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