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Dirt Wizard

@dwizard.bsky.social
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World Champion. "The World's Greatest and Most Powerful Wizard" - Aido

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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
My new favorite Christmas song, ho ho ho! youtu.be/4iWrY2QiXgc?...
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Twin Temple - God Is Dead (Official Audio)
The title track from our new album "God Is Dead"Listen to "God Is Dead": https://orcd.co/godisdeadOrder "God Is Dead" on vinyl at https://shop.twintemple.com...
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
Killers of the Flower Moon is excellent. Powerful storytelling from Scorsese. Yes it's long at 3 hours but a much better investment of my time than some 6 hour Marvel of Star Wars series bullshit. It's an important film that covers relevant history, I learned a lot and the performances, top notch.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Twitter Update: Bill does not think Bounty Bars contain nuts.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
@jo27.bsky.social You seen Geordie Star Wars? This is just a clip, the original is a mash up of the original trilogy, it's great. youtu.be/b2c4Fr2J_q4?...
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Geordie Star Wars Clip Funny some offensive language
Clips from the infamous geordie star wars. Very funny contains some offensive language though so if easily offended this may not be for you.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Good news guys! The advertisers are coming back to Twitter!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Came up with a delicious condiment for tonight's hotdog sandwich. Finely diced half a yellow onion, added a finely diced clove of garlic and 4 red bird's eye chillies. 2 or 3 tablespoons of white vinegar, half a teaspoon of salt, 2 teaspoons of sugar. Mix that up and let it sit for an hour, oh boy!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
@wisekingaido.bsky.social Mc Donalds got Dave's order wrong and now he wants to shag a turkey I think. Weird!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
@wisekingaido.bsky.social The UK has a monster problem apparently.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
On the positive side...
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
R.I.P. to a real one. youtu.be/CAKZ9eyuhiY?...
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
You can only have one!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Dang, you know what this pic got me cravin'? That's right! A delicious hotdog sandwich!
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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
When a pirate is about to cum.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
@wisekingaido.bsky.social Hope you got me something nice from JD Sports while you were doing your "Christmas shopping" last night.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
New David Cross stand-up special just dropped FOR FREE on YouTube and it's an absolute banger. Highly recommend. #CastingSpellsAndChanting youtu.be/8diio38QVGA?...
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David Cross | I'm From The Future (Full Comedy Special)
#davidcross #imfromthefuture #comedy #standup I'M FROM THE FUTURE is David's 2021 comedy special, recorded in Brooklyn, NY right in the middle of COVID.WORST...
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Don't be a hero lads, don't go eating a full roast dinner at 8pm on a Sunday night on an empty stomach. 😭
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Just watched the SLY documentary, it's great, love Stallone but god damn that guy has a lot of statues of himself in his home! Almost as bad as @wisekingaido.bsky.social's gaff!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
@peepers.bsky.social FYI I think Holly and Aido are talking about your p*nis and didn't even tag you in the conversation. So rude IMO.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Riding off into the sunset, unable to steer as your front wheels aren't touching the ground, rear wheels ripping the side panels off your truck cause you're carrying a *checks notes* quad bike.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
@johndirge.bsky.social Have you heard Twin Temple? I only discovered them a few days ago and they're rocking my world. youtu.be/4iWrY2QiXgc?...
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Twin Temple - God Is Dead (Official Audio)
The title track from our new album "God Is Dead"Listen to "God Is Dead": https://orcd.co/godisdeadOrder "God Is Dead" on vinyl at https://shop.twintemple.com...
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Just discovered an amazing new band, Twin Temple. Satanic Doo Wop. Class stuff. youtu.be/a3QPVDbkOuk?...
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Lucifer, My Love
Provided to YouTube by The Orchard EnterprisesLucifer, My Love · Twin Temple · Alexandra James · Zachary JamesTwin Temple (Bring You Their Signature Sound......
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Happy Godzilla Day to those of you who celebrate. 🙏
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
That new "Beatles" song sound like the theme song for a Bond* movie. *Daniel Craig era
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
oh my fucking god. does he think it’s called blade runner cuz the guy’s name is blade runner
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Five Nights at Freddie's is a fun movie to watch with older kids tonight if you're looking for something to watch, I enjoyed it.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
@peepers.bsky.social What are you dressing up as for Halloween, Peeps?! I'm going as Bad Telly Watcher, super spooky!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
@peepers.bsky.social Funny how the bluesky code you gave me worked perfectly when the bluesky code Aido gave me didn't work at all and made me think I couldn't access bluesky 🤔
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